Orphan jokes
Teacher: What do you kids want to be when you grow up?
Kid 1: I want to be a firefighter.
Kid 2: I want to be a police officer.
Kid 3: I want to be dead like both my parents.
Teacher: Ok, everyone pull out your books.
Kid 4: Are we going to ignore what he said?
Teacher: What do you want me to do? Call his parents?
Orphan: I'm an orphan.
Technoblade: BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!
Where does an orphan come from?
Daddy getting milk.
Why do orphans watch "The Nightmare Before Christmas"?
Answer: Oogie Boogie is ugly, so they want to be ugly.
What's the difference between an orphan and Daniel Larusso?
At least Daniel has a mom.
Why do orphans like Monopoly?
To cry about the money they can’t earn in real life.
Never let an orphan watch Fast and the Furious.
All they will talk about is how great their family is.
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
Tell him to clap until his parents come home.
What do you call an orphan's family portrait?
A self-portrait.
Why can't an orphan have a phone?
Because they will see a home.
If an orphan took a photo, what would it be called?
A self-me.
What did the orphan say to the bowling ball?
"I am orphan!"
"You are bowling ball!"
Why have kids? Just go get one now, no nine-month delay.
Timmy: Stupid motherfucker.
Jimmy: Wow, do you kiss your mother with that mouth?
Timmy: *starts crying*
Jimmy: Ah fuck, I did it again.
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they have no one to call "daddy."
What do orphans get at Xmas?
Lonely.
Hi, welcome to June's Orphanage. You make them, we bake them. How can I help you?
The guy called up to the orphanage, then he asked, "Where are the kids' faces?"
Then another guy said, "Sorry, there's no homepage."
Orphans are so useless even their parents agree.
What is an orphan versus orphan competition?
Who will get adopted first?