Orphan jokes
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If you're ever bored, just bully an orphan. What are they gonna do? Cry to their mama and father?
What's the same about bins and orphans? They get dumped.
Once I said to an orphan, "What the 'F' means in 'orphan'?"
He replied, "There's no 'F'."
Me: "There's no family."
Why can’t orphans be gay?
They have no one to call "daddy."
When an orphan takes a picture, it’s a family portrait.
Why can't an orphan have a phone?
Because they will see a home.
What do you call an orphan's family portrait?
A self-portrait.
If an orphan took a photo, what would it be called?
A self-me.
What did the orphan say to the bowling ball?
"I am orphan!"
"You are bowling ball!"
The orphan wanted to call home sick, but there was no one.
The orphan went to school to have food, but there was no money in his account.
Hi, welcome to June's Orphanage. You make them, we bake them. How can I help you?
The guy called up to the orphanage, then he asked, "Where are the kids' faces?"
Then another guy said, "Sorry, there's no homepage."
Orphans are so useless even their parents agree.
Why do orphans miss every hit? Because no one is cheering for them.
What is an orphan versus orphan competition?
Who will get adopted first?
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they have no one to call "daddy."
What do you call an orphan at the dinner table?
Family dinner!
What’s an orphan’s favorite school event?
Homecoming.
Timmy: Stupid motherfucker.
Jimmy: Wow, do you kiss your mother with that mouth?
Timmy: *starts crying*
Jimmy: Ah fuck, I did it again.