Orphan jokes
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they have no one to call "daddy."
The orphan wanted to call home sick, but there was no one.
The orphan went to school to have food, but there was no money in his account.
What’s an orphan’s favorite school event?
Homecoming.
Timmy: Stupid motherfucker.
Jimmy: Wow, do you kiss your mother with that mouth?
Timmy: *starts crying*
Jimmy: Ah fuck, I did it again.
Orphans are banned in Alabama.
What is an orphan versus orphan competition?
Who will get adopted first?
What do orphans get at Xmas?
Lonely.
Hi, welcome to June's Orphanage. You make them, we bake them. How can I help you?
The guy called up to the orphanage, then he asked, "Where are the kids' faces?"
Then another guy said, "Sorry, there's no homepage."
Orphans are so useless even their parents agree.
Why do orphans miss every hit? Because no one is cheering for them.
Never let an orphan watch Fast and the Furious.
All they will talk about is how great their family is.
Why can't an orphan have a phone?
Because they will see a home.
What do you call an orphan's family portrait?
A self-portrait.
Why do orphans like Monopoly?
To cry about the money they can’t earn in real life.
Why do orphans watch "The Nightmare Before Christmas"?
Answer: Oogie Boogie is ugly, so they want to be ugly.
What's the difference between an orphan and Daniel Larusso?
At least Daniel has a mom.
What’s the difference between an orphan and a flower?
One is beautiful.
Why shouldn't you make an orphan cry?
Because they won't have a parent to cry to.
One day I seen a little boy walking in the grocery store, so I asked if he was okay, and he said yes. I asked where his parents were, and he said his mom died years ago and his dad is stuck in the milk aisle.