Orphan jokes
What's an orphan's favorite battle zone? The home front.
To Mr. Nice Guy, you are nice, sweet, and caring! I am so grateful to be your friend!
Why are orphans' funerals so small?
They have no loved ones.
The parents used to hit him.
His parents got into a car crash and died.
He became an orphan in an orphanage. The people there hit him. He looked up and said "Parents?"
You can get into a fight with an orphan. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
Teacher: What do you kids want to be when you grow up?
Kid 1: I want to be a firefighter.
Kid 2: I want to be a police officer.
Kid 3: I want to be dead like both my parents.
Teacher: Ok, everyone pull out your books.
Kid 4: Are we going to ignore what he said?
Teacher: What do you want me to do? Call his parents?
Orphan: I'm an orphan.
Technoblade: BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!
I gave an orphan an iPhone with no home button.
The kid's dad was a magician because he disappeared and never came back.
Why can't orphans be kidnapped?
Because most kidnappers use a family van.
A teacher wanted to sing, so she did. This is what she said:
"You have no family, even though you're broker than me."
Sometimes orphans can't win spelling bees because they don't know how to spell "home."
What do you call an orphan at the dinner table?
Family dinner!
Your mama so fat when she steps on the scale, the scale said, "I'm trying to get your weight, not your phone number!"
Timmy: Stupid motherfucker.
Jimmy: Wow, do you kiss your mother with that mouth?
Timmy: *starts crying*
Jimmy: Ah fuck, I did it again.
Orphans are banned in Alabama.
The guy called up to the orphanage, then he asked, "Where are the kids' faces?"
Then another guy said, "Sorry, there's no homepage."
What is an orphan versus orphan competition?
Who will get adopted first?
Yo mama so ugly, she has a sign in her garden saying, “Beware of the dog!”
Orphans are so useless even their parents agree.