Orphan jokes
If an orphan has a nightmare, they should run to their parents. Oh wait!
Why can't orphans be gay? Because then they would be home-osexual.
Buy KFC = 1 more orphan in our fryers.
Why is a boomerang an orphan's favorite toy? Because it actually comes back.
This is a bad one but why do orphans hate their life even more in 2021?
Cause kids just laugh at them...
When I'm bored, I like to slap orphans. I mean, what are they gonna do, tell their parents?
There's one shop orphans can't go to, but what is it?
Home Depot.
I told an orphan there were 363 days in a year.
I fucked your mom, oh wait, you don't have one.
What's the similarity between my son and a rug from eBay? I asked for a refund.
Orphan: "I want to be a superhero."
Me: "You should be Batman."
Also me: *starts laughing* because Batman doesn't have parents...
Why can't orphans go to family restaurants?
Because they don't have a family to go with.
Hoe?
What do Helen Keller and orphans have in common?
Neither of them can see or hear their parents.
What do parents and dark humor have in common? Some get it, and some don't.
Your dad went on America's Got Talent for "smoothest way to leave their child."
Why did Wilson die? Cuz he sucks!
At an orphan's funeral, you say, "Your dad came back."
Why can't an orphan get married? It doesn't have its parents' blessing.
What do orphans use to make breakfast? My ass! 🤣🤣