Orphan jokes
To Mr. Nice Guy, you are nice, sweet, and caring! I am so grateful to be your friend!
Why are orphans' funerals so small?
They have no loved ones.
So one day a boy was at his dad's work when another little boy ran in crying. Then the dad said, "Aw, little boy, are you lost? Where's your parents?" And the little boy at his dad's work said, "OMG! Dad, you can't say that!"
Why can't he say that?
Answer: He works at an orphanage.
You can get into a fight with an orphan. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
Teacher: What do you kids want to be when you grow up?
Kid 1: I want to be a firefighter.
Kid 2: I want to be a police officer.
Kid 3: I want to be dead like both my parents.
Teacher: Ok, everyone pull out your books.
Kid 4: Are we going to ignore what he said?
Teacher: What do you want me to do? Call his parents?
Orphan: I'm an orphan.
Technoblade: BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!
The kid's dad was a magician because he disappeared and never came back.
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
Tell him to clap until his parents come home.
What did the orphan say to the bowling ball?
"I am orphan!"
"You are bowling ball!"
Why do orphans like Monopoly?
To cry about the money they can’t earn in real life.
Why do orphans watch "The Nightmare Before Christmas"?
Answer: Oogie Boogie is ugly, so they want to be ugly.
Never let an orphan watch Fast and the Furious.
All they will talk about is how great their family is.
Why can't an orphan have a phone?
Because they will see a home.
What's the difference between an orphan and Daniel Larusso?
At least Daniel has a mom.
What do you call an orphan's family portrait?
A self-portrait.
If an orphan took a photo, what would it be called?
A self-me.
My mum said not to walk the streets because I won't find home the next day. I was an orphan.
How to Make an Orphan cry
Step 1: Talk about Home.
Step 2: Ask them where their parents are.
Step 3: Say, "Bye Bye," and push them in the Batmobile!
Why can't orphans be kidnapped?
Because most kidnappers use a family van.
What’s an orphan’s favorite school event?
Homecoming.