Orphan jokes
Orphan: I'm an orphan.
Technoblade: BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!
Where does an orphan come from?
Daddy getting milk.
Yo mama so ugly, she has a sign in her garden saying, “Beware of the dog!”
The kid's dad was a magician because he disappeared and never came back.
I gave an orphan an iPhone with no home button.
A teacher wanted to sing, so she did. This is what she said:
"You have no family, even though you're broker than me."
Why can't orphans be kidnapped?
Because most kidnappers use a family van.
Hi, welcome to June's Orphanage. You make them, we bake them. How can I help you?
The guy called up to the orphanage, then he asked, "Where are the kids' faces?"
Then another guy said, "Sorry, there's no homepage."
Why do orphans miss every hit? Because no one is cheering for them.
What is an orphan versus orphan competition?
Who will get adopted first?
What do you call an orphan at the dinner table?
Family dinner!
What’s an orphan’s favorite school event?
Homecoming.
Your mama so fat when she steps on the scale, the scale said, "I'm trying to get your weight, not your phone number!"
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
Tell him to clap until his parents come home.
What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan?
Apples get picked.
What's the difference between an orphan and Daniel Larusso?
At least Daniel has a mom.
Orphan: I love abcdefu!
Caretaker: Why? You don't have anyone to flip off.
Bully: How’s your girlfriend?
Kid: I don’t have one. How are your parents?
Bully: *cries*
Kid: *Walks out of the orphanage*
What do orphans in Batman have in common? They'll never see their parents again.