Why can't orphans ever get a car? Because they don't have a birth certificate.
Have a child you don't want? Just drop them off at a school they don't know and drive away.
Harry Potter is now Harry Orphan.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite movie? The Parent Trap.
An orphan thinks he finally sees his mom, but then he realizes it's air.
What is an orphan's favorite TV show?
"Alone."
Why did Dan the orphan go to the orphanage?
Because he was! I couldn't make the homepage website!!
Why did the orphan play Monopoly? To at least get some money. #fake
What did the orphan get for Christmas? Nothing, they haven't got family.
I called an orphan's house, saying: "Are your parents home yet?"
He started crying.
One day an orphan went to jail, and a big dude went behind him and said, "I want you." The orphan said, "Finally!"
Why shouldn't you make an orphan cry?
Because they won't have a parent to cry to.
One day I seen a little boy walking in the grocery store, so I asked if he was okay, and he said yes. I asked where his parents were, and he said his mom died years ago and his dad is stuck in the milk aisle.
The first orphan joke be like: What does the orphan not have?
A family.
What’s the difference between an orphan and a flower?
One is beautiful.
What do you call an orphan at the dinner table?
Family dinner!
Your mama so fat when she steps on the scale, the scale said, "I'm trying to get your weight, not your phone number!"
What’s an orphan’s favorite school event?
Homecoming.
Why do orphans miss every hit? Because no one is cheering for them.
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they have no one to call "daddy."
