Original jokes
Do you want to know how the NY Jets got their name?
Jesus created the T-pose first.
Back in my day, the chicken dance was where the hen got raped by an angry pack of roosters.
When someone said to an orphan, "My boyfriend ghosted me," the orphan says back, "Don't worry, my parents ghosted me!" 🤣
Where are crackheads from?
OHIGHo
What country do French Fries come from? Grease.
Who remembers when ‘tweeting’ meant “stabbing a hooker”?
Where do alien cows come from?
- The Milky Way.
Which sex position produces the ugliest children? Go ask your mother.
"Why is my name Rose?"
"A rose fell on your head when you were born."
"Why is my name Daisy?"
"A daisy fell on your head when you were born."
"Bedrock is better than Java!"
"Oh, hi Brick!"
The sexual shout "Yes Daddy" probably originated in Alabama.
Ever wonder where people got their surnames? Mr. Baker was probably a baker. Mr. Butcher was probably a butcher. And then there was Mr. Dickinson...
What do you call the original immigrants to the British Isles?
Anglosaxon.
What is a skeleton's favorite instrument?
The trom-BONE!
P.S. This joke is very non-original and bad.
I got raped by my therapist... now I know where the name comes from!
How to decorate a wall:
Strip off the paper and original plaster.
Put on fresh plaster and wallpaper.
Paint it (if you want).
Send a bill to North America and wait patiently for a reply.
All germs are from GERMany.
A joke becomes a dad joke when it leaves for milk and never comes back.
Question: How was Covid-19 born?
Answer: Someone fucked Batman! 😂
Person A: Where do you come from?
Person B: Liberia.
Person A: *speaks softer* Oh sorry, do you come from?