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  • What's the difference between all the jokes on this page? Nothing, they're all knockoffs of old jokes you've already heard that aren't funny. Penis!

    Surname

  • Ever wonder where people got their surnames? Mr. Baker was probably a baker. Mr. Butcher was probably a butcher. And then there was Mr. Dickinson...

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  • Bill

  • How to decorate a wall:

    Strip off the paper and original plaster.

    Put on fresh plaster and wallpaper.

    Paint it (if you want).

    Send a bill to North America and wait patiently for a reply.

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  • Rape

  • I got raped by my therapist... now I know where the name comes from!

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  • Community talk

  • Fun fact: All humans are defaultly programmed to be female. Therefore for a male to be born, an SRY gene on the Y chromosome has to be turned on. Men love talking about logic and facts until the fact is that they all started out as female in the womb. Being a man is quite literally a biological detour. You didn't upgrade, you just deviated from the original master plan.

  • As a comminuty, I know we hate alts. They spam pictures, they roleplay, they ARE indeed annoying. But do things need to be this way? Yes, we dont like the way the alts talk, but think about it, ALTS have changed throughout the history of wje. We ALL used to be an alt, even if we didn't roleplay, we didn't always fit in at first, but we came in a more accepting time. I'm not saying we should let alts be annoying and r… Read more