Original jokes
Why are pirates named pirates?
Cuz they arrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!
Did you know that the first French fries weren’t cooked in France? They were cooked in Greece.
Why did Sellwood get named?
It is made of wood that got sold.
Jesus was the one who created the T pose, not Fortnite.
A girl asked her mom, "Why is my name Walmart?"
Her dad replied and said, "Because that’s where you were made."
So a kid asks his dad, "Why was I born?"
The dad replies, "I thought that girl was dead!"
Did you know that dogs started the street craps game?
Johnny: Why do cuss words exist?
Mom: That's not something you should think about right now. I'll tell you when you're older.
|| 20 YEARS LATER ||
Johnny: Mom, now can you tell me why cuss words exist?
Mom: Because some people invented them so that they could use them when something annoying happened to them.
Johnny: Damn, Mom, you shoulda told me that when I was still seven 'cause now I really feel like that person.
Where does cotton candy come from? The cotton pickers!
Why is basketball called basketball?
Because you play with a basket.
When a rocketship went into space, seven astronauts went into space. That's why it's called NASA.
They don't have parents because they left when you were 0.
Mummy, how was I born?
Mummy replied, "Well, your father and I got married, and soon I became fat and you came out, and then in, out, in, out, and after you did that a million times, you were born."
What place is Flo Rida from? Florida.
How was Jenga invented?
By watching the Twin Towers collapse.
Steven Hawking walks into a bar... Yeah.
(Not Original Joke)
Why are they called s’mores?
Because you always want another one!
My Son: "Mummy, why is my name Thomas?"
Me: "Because the night you were conceived, I had a train run on me."
Why did they call it "Aqua Claudia"?
Because it carried water, and another word for water is aqua. Duh!
Orphan: I wish to be like Batman.
Genie: Your wish is granted.
Orphan goes home. His parents are dead.