Remember that you're unique, just like everyone else
Roses are red violets are blue most of your jokes are stolen is not original to you
What's the difference between all the jokes on this page? Nothing, they're all knockoffs of old jokes you've already heard that aren't funny. Pen!s
So many of these jokes are unoriginal and you guys need to step up your game.
The sexual shout "Yes Daddy" probably originated in alabama
What do boobs and toys have in common? They were both originally made for kids, but daddies end up playing with them.
Not a joke; just a statement:
Everything on here is unoriginal! đ But just because every word on here is unoriginal, it doesnât change the way we feel. Our feelings are the only thing that is original because our feelings are our own. Even though others have the same or similar feelings! Our feelings are still our own. And sharing those feelings with words spoken from another just means we are NOT ALONE in our feelings.
I was sad because I had no shoes, until I met a man who had no feet. Then I was even sadder, because that lucky guy didn't even *need* shoes!
(not original, but I forgot the source)
French fries weren't originally cooked in France. They were cooked in Greece.
McDonald's was originally called 'Mac and Dick', so, if you think about it, you could be enjoying a Big Dick instead of a Big Mac.
How to decorate a wall:
Strip of the paper and original plaster
put on fresh plaster and wall paper
paint it (if you want)
Send a bill to North America and wait patiently for a reply
What is a skeleton's favorite instrument?
The trom-BONE!
-P.S. This joke is very non-original and bad
FUN FACT: Toasters were originally called tanning breads!
Steven Hawking walks into a bar... Yeah.
(Not Original Joke)
Ok, i found this off of an internet meme, this isnt original:
*grabbing kid* Harambe: ok kid, i dont have much time, but obama's last name is- *gunshot*
alirght im gonna drink the lo- carb one to see how it compares to the normal monster. holy shit it tastes just like the original one. theres like a weird afer taste though. kinda like a sparkling water one. i love monster ive drank about 5 cans already
There arenât enough gymnastics jokes Itâs flipping annoying (Original)
What do you call the original immigrants to the British Isles? Anglosaxon