Original jokes

Back in my day, the chicken dance was where the hen got raped by an angry pack of roosters.

Fun fact: Pringles are named Pringles because somebody decided to name them Pringles.

One day, there were three people: a mom and two kids. One of the kids walks up and asks her mom why she was named Rose. Her mom told her that she ate a rose petal when she was born; that is why she was named Rose.

Then the second child walked up and yelled, "Ahhhhhh!" and the mom said, "Shut up, Billy Goat!"

There aren’t enough gymnastics jokes.

It’s flipping annoying! (Original)

Roses are red, violets are blue, most of your jokes are stolen, is not original to you.

The general proofreading Hitler's speeches was the original Grammar Nazi.

How do you embarrass an archaeologist?

Give him a tampon and ask him what period it came from.

One day, a child walks along and asks, "Mother, why am I called Butterfly?"

The mother replies, "A butterfly landed on you as a baby."

A minute later, another child comes along and says, "Mother, why am I called Feather?"

The mother then replied, "Because a feather fell on your head when you were born."

Then Brick comes along and says, "Ahahhsdjsjskxs."

So many of these jokes are unoriginal, and you guys need to step up your game.

The sexual shout "Yes Daddy" probably originated in Alabama.

Kid: I want to be Batman.

Okay, when he gets home, his parents are dead.

POV: Her name is Alli.

What is the origin of the glory hole?

The origins can be found in San Francisco, California, where historians claim that a meat thermometer was sticking out of a hole from both sides, especially the divider between bathroom stalls inside the men's restroom used for an anonymous massage for gay men by gay men in San Francisco, CA, in the Wild West.

How did "Bloody Mary" become a thing?

Because her husband beat her bloody when she didn't stay in the kitchen.

Jesus created the T-pose first.

A joke becomes a dad joke when it leaves for milk and never comes back.

Does chocolate milk come from black cows?

All germs are from GERMany.

Where do otters come from? Otter space.

Why are pirates called pirates? Because they arrrrrrrr!