Shitpost jokes

Bear

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A bear and a rabbit are taking a shit in the woods. The bear turns to the rabbit and asks, "Do you have any problems with shit sticking to your fur?" The rabbit says, "No." So the bear wipes his ass with the rabbit.

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  • Diarrhea

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    Whenever I have diarrhea, my roommate gets constipated.

    When I told him this, he said, "Are you kidding me?"

    I said, "I shit you not."

    Child

    9 views ·

    How do you keep your friends from boring you with pictures of their children?

    Every time they show you a new one, you say, "Oh FUCK yeah!"

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