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Team

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A screenshot of two combined tweets. The first tweet features a photo of Paulie Walnuts from The Sopranos, along with the text "Ay, Tone. What kinda death camp has a divin' team?" The second tweet reads, "A million Jews drowned trying to get the pennies the Nazis had glued to the bottom of the pool."

Grinding

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A man in a suit walks towards a private jet, with the text "How it feels when the dentist says you've been grinding in your sleep."

Gun

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A man stands in front of two American flags holding a red toy gun. He is wearing a black shirt that says "I (heart) Haunted Mound". The photo is cropped to show a red circle highlighting a Spongebob Squarepants plushie sitting on a bed.

Cat

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A kitten is lying on the ground with its legs stretched out. The image is captioned with the word "bug."

Master

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A creature lurks in the doorway of a bedroom.

Vape

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A blonde woman is holding a white and blue humidifier to her nose and mouth as if it were a vape. The text says: "These vape mods are just fucking ridiculous now."

Creature

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A creepy humanoid monster is on a slide in a playground at night.

Cat

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A close-up of a brown tabby cat with a slightly annoyed expression, accompanied by the text "can i get uhhhhhh..."

Master

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A deer standing on its hind legs in a forest at night, illuminated by a light source. Text on the image reads: wideopenspaces.

Bridge

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The image is a cartoon-style comparison of a "traditional suspension bridge" versus an "improved suspension bridge." The traditional bridge looks like a standard suspension bridge with a flat road. The improved bridge has a road that goes up and down like a rollercoaster, labeled with "fun jumps", "less cable", and "more clearance".

AI

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A four-panel comic strip. Panel 1: A robot covered in paint splatters and wearing a red beret stands with a paintbrush in front of an easel, talking to an older human figure. The human says in a speech bubble: "SORRY, BUT A.I. CANNOT ATTEND ART SCHOOL." Panel 2: Close-up of the robot looking sad, holding the paintbrush. Panel 3: The robot wipes the paintbrush under its nose, creating a black smudge. Panel 4: The robot looks forward with the black smudge now resembling a small mustache (like Adolf Hitler's), with an angry expression and glowing yellow eyes. The text 'STONETOSS.COM' is visible vertically on the right edge of the first two panels.

Hitler

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The meme shows the text "Western Europe: *exists*", followed by "Hitler:". Underneath is an emoji with hands gesturing towards itself, along with the text "is for me?"

Crack

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A meme with a stop sign over a pile of crack rocks. The text reads: "Join the 3 day challenge. No crack on February 29, 30 and 31."

Couple

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A dark, shadowy, creature-like figure with twig-like structures on its head and a large hand reaching out is shown against a textured, brown wall. The text reads: "Mfw I see an interracial couple on TV:".

Voice

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A four-panel exploitable meme featuring the Trollface. The top left panel shows a beaker with yellow and blue liquid, with the text 'The voices are back'. The top right panel shows the Trollface and the text '1) do not listen to them', 'get a forklift', and 'cover yourself in oil'. The bottom left panel shows the Trollface again, surrounded by various bizarre and disturbing commands like 'cover yourself in oil', 'find a sturdy metal chair', 'place buttered toast on a cat's back', 'find two magnets', 'get a forklift', 'buy 1kg of pure mercury', 'let us take control', 'you did this to yourself', and 'kill them all', with the heading '2) resist their commands'. The bottom right panel shows the Trollface with an even more chaotic and layered jumble of text, including many of the previous commands, self-blaming phrases like 'you did this to yourself', 'we can't outrun your sins', and 'this is your fault', and the large, distressed red text '3) make it stop' and 'MAKE IT STOP'. The overall image depicts a descent into a desperate mental state.

Voice

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A screenshot of two tweets. The first tweet says: "it's so surreal hearing my own voice in Pornhub ads before videos." The second tweet says: "So your the woman interrupting my gay porn" with a picture of Goku below.

Anime girl

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A four-panel comic strip shows a person looking at a phone screen displaying an anime character with pink hair and revealing clothes. A second person asks if they are into anime girls, and the first person expresses confusion, implying the anime character is not female.

Future

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A cat gazes into a crystal ball, with the text "I see in your future: No bitches in sight."

Cat

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The meme shows a four-panel grid. The first panel shows a portrait of Mozart. The second panel shows a stick figure sitting at a table with a bowl, saying "He will never be a catboy" in a speech bubble. The third panel contains text that reads: "Less well known, however, is that Mozart liked to imitate a cat. He'd be rehearsing an opera with his singers, when he'd suddenly grow bored and leap over tables and chairs, meowing and turning somersaults. He even". The fourth panel shows a stick figure spitting out its cereal in surprise.

Waitress

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A meme shows a waitress taking an order from a couple, with the text: "Waitress: Hey folks, just a heads up, we don't serve dog here. Guy: Can I just have a water? Waitress: Sorry I don't speak karate."

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