Shitpost Jokes - Worst Jokes Ever

Shit

16 views · Anonymous · 6 years ago

It's all shits and giggles till somebody giggles and shits.

Discharge

31 views · F... YOU · 4 years ago

lowkey "discharge" is an ugly word. I prefer créme de la meow meow.

Team

146 views · Anonymous · 11 months ago

Shitpost-master general

A screenshot of two combined tweets. The first tweet features a photo of Paulie Walnuts from The Sopranos, along with the text "Ay, Tone. What kinda death camp has a divin' team?" The second tweet reads, "A million Jews drowned trying to get the pennies the Nazis had glued to the bottom of the pool."

Diarrhea

17 views · Tommaso · 3 years ago

Whenever I have diarrhea, my roommate gets constipated.

When I told him this, he said, "Are you kidding me?"

I said, "I shit you not."

Child

7 views · Anonymous · 6 years ago

How do you keep your friends from boring you with pictures of their children?

Every time they show you a new one, you say, "Oh FUCK yeah!"

Toilet Paper

1 view · Anonymous · 6 years ago

How can toilet paper decorate your house?

Shit sticks everywhere.

Couple

21 views · Anonymous · 9 months ago

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A dark, shadowy, creature-like figure with twig-like structures on its head and a large hand reaching out is shown against a textured, brown wall. The text reads: "Mfw I see an interracial couple on TV:".

Voice

67 views · Anonymous · 1 year ago

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A screenshot of two tweets. The first tweet says: "it's so surreal hearing my own voice in Pornhub ads before videos." The second tweet says: "So your the woman interrupting my gay porn" with a picture of Goku below.

Gun

21 views · Anonymous · 1 year ago

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A man stands in front of two American flags holding a red toy gun. He is wearing a black shirt that says "I (heart) Haunted Mound". The photo is cropped to show a red circle highlighting a Spongebob Squarepants plushie sitting on a bed.

Grinding

16 views · Anonymous · 1 year ago

Shitpost-master general

A man in a suit walks towards a private jet, with the text "How it feels when the dentist says you've been grinding in your sleep."

Cat

20 views · Anonymous · 1 year ago

Shitpost-master general

A kitten is lying on the ground with its legs stretched out. The image is captioned with the word "bug."

Master

16 views · Anonymous · 1 year ago

Shitpost-master general

A creature lurks in the doorway of a bedroom.

Goku

267 views · Shitpost master-general · 2 months ago

I can’t believe I’ve never seen this before

An image of a grassy field with a small dollhouse. To the right is a tall, black, spiked creature with a distorted red face, which is circled in red with a red arrow pointing to it. On the left side, the character Goku from Dragon Ball Z is standing and looking on.

Voice

53 views · Anonymous · 7 months ago

Shitpost master general

A four-panel exploitable meme featuring the Trollface. The top left panel shows a beaker with yellow and blue liquid, with the text 'The voices are back'. The top right panel shows the Trollface and the text '1) do not listen to them', 'get a forklift', and 'cover yourself in oil'. The bottom left panel shows the Trollface again, surrounded by various bizarre and disturbing commands like 'cover yourself in oil', 'find a sturdy metal chair', 'place buttered toast on a cat's back', 'find two magnets', 'get a forklift', 'buy 1kg of pure mercury', 'let us take control', 'you did this to yourself', and 'kill them all', with the heading '2) resist their commands'. The bottom right panel shows the Trollface with an even more chaotic and layered jumble of text, including many of the previous commands, self-blaming phrases like 'you did this to yourself', 'we can't outrun your sins', and 'this is your fault', and the large, distressed red text '3) make it stop' and 'MAKE IT STOP'. The overall image depicts a descent into a desperate mental state.

Croc

26 views · Anonymous · 1 year ago

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A pair of black Crocs with images of Walter White and Jesse Pinkman from the TV show Breaking Bad on them. The text "Sorry babe, the Breaking Bad Crocs stay on during sex" is superimposed on the image.

Crack

17 views · Anonymous · 1 year ago

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A meme with a stop sign over a pile of crack rocks. The text reads: "Join the 3 day challenge. No crack on February 29, 30 and 31."

Cat

20 views · Anonymous · 1 year ago

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The meme shows a four-panel grid. The first panel shows a portrait of Mozart. The second panel shows a stick figure sitting at a table with a bowl, saying "He will never be a catboy" in a speech bubble. The third panel contains text that reads: "Less well known, however, is that Mozart liked to imitate a cat. He'd be rehearsing an opera with his singers, when he'd suddenly grow bored and leap over tables and chairs, meowing and turning somersaults. He even". The fourth panel shows a stick figure spitting out its cereal in surprise.

Vape

15 views · Anonymous · 1 year ago

Shitpost-master general

A blonde woman is holding a white and blue humidifier to her nose and mouth as if it were a vape. The text says: "These vape mods are just fucking ridiculous now."

Cat

16 views · Anonymous · 1 year ago

Shitpost-master general

A close-up of a brown tabby cat with a slightly annoyed expression, accompanied by the text "can i get uhhhhhh..."

Master

13 views · Anonymous · 1 year ago

Shitpost-master general

A deer standing on its hind legs in a forest at night, illuminated by a light source. Text on the image reads: wideopenspaces.

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