A computer is like a living organism. Its charger is its life support. If you "pull the plug," you are letting it slowly die.
When I was in middle school, I was kidnapped by a terrorist organization.
Al-gebra.
Hitler walks into his meeting room, turns to his trusted staff, and says, “I want you to organize the execution of 10,000 Jews and one kitten.”
Everyone looks around the table and, after a long silence, Goering pipes up. “Mein Fuhrer, why do you want to kill a kitten?”
Hitler smiles and turns to the rest of the table. “You see, no one cares about the Jews.”
I heard that the World Orphan Organization has a sponsor... DC Comics.
How do astronomers organize a party? They planet.
Do you know what organ remains warm even after a woman dies?
My penis (or rather my neutron laser priming its firing sequence).
Heyo, my children, hope you haven't forgotten about our cult!
The flag at NAMBLA headquarters is flying at half mast.
I tried to organize a professional Hide-and-Seek tournament, but it was a complete failure. Good players are hard to find.
What do an Apple company and an orphanage have that are different?
Apples actually get picked... Unlike little Timmy here... He's been here for 16 years.
what is a organ lest fav holiday
crismas they wish they get parents
Hi! Could I join?
I killed 5 orphans and tried to sell their organs.
Nobody still wanted them.
This is the log reference. Use it to post your logs. Logs can be posted by Info Gatherers or Announcers.
/{[(Log date) -Month- -Year- -Day-] -Log Title- } "-Log Information- " End of Log
Thank you, -Connor
Underground Fruit Association of N&C (UGFA)?
We’re bananas!
"{[(Log date) 11 22 3] The Beginning} "This marks the first ever log of the Underground Fruit Association of n&c (ugfa). N, being code name for Nathaniel, and C, being code name for Connor. Our plan is to collect as many fruit cups as possible by the end of the year. This site will be a communication hub only and used for nothing else. We will plan and discuss courses of action, and collection." End of log"
me: I'm going to steal your heart.
her: omg that's so romantic!!
me, an organ trafficker: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
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not a joke? more like not an existing organism in life.
What do you call it if you find an old organ keyboard on the side of the road?
Organ harvesting.
