One of the reasons the skeleton was not allowed to play church music is because he had no organs.
What did PETA say when a cheetah won 5 million dollars?
You can't beat a cheetah!
Recent attempts to defund Special Olympics have organizers scrambling to come up with more corporate sponsorship... targeted companies include:
Kleenex
Depends
Bicycle Helmet manufacturers
Velcro Shoe manufacturers
Steven Hawkings Publishers
How do you organize a space party?
You planet.
What does NASA stand for?
Neil Armweak Sorry Armstrong.
Everyone: What does NASA mean?
NASA's response: National Aeronautics and Space Administration.
Everyone: What does NASA mean?
Arinator's response: National Ariana and Space Ariana.
Why don't skeletons play music at the church?
Because they don't have any organs.
T-Series.
What do hospitals do when they receive donor organs? They organize them.
Why did the little girl flush herself down the toilet?
Because she wanted to join the Brownies.
What does NASA mean? No Apes Submit Astronauts.
Where is an elephant’s penis?
On their feet, because if you get trampled on, you’re fucked.
Just watched an upsetting video. Please retweet. #Stop The Make-A-Wish Foundation.
Whats the difference between NASA and religion
NASA takes you through space Religion takes you through two towers
I donated 100 dollars to a blind children’s charity. Too bad they won’t ever see a dime of it.
How do we know the Ancient Egyptians were into organized crime?
They were always using pyramid schemes!
What has a heart but no organs?
A deck of cards!
I'm doing a charity bungee jump for the local disabled.
It's called "spastics on elastics."
Why can't skeletons play church music?
Because they have no organs.
What's better than roses on a piano?
Tulips on an organ.
