Organization jokes
Why did the United Nations stop the french government from using the guillotine in public?
because the french government was using the guillotine in public on newborn baby boys for circumcision.
What does NASA stand for?
Not A Space Agency.
Make a wish.
Kid: I don't want to go to Disney World, I just want to keep living my life.
Make a Wish Staff: Get the F*** out!
Good afternoon. My name is Russell, and I am a wilderness explorer of Tribe 54, Sweat Lodge 12. Are you in need of any assistance today, sir?
One of the reasons the skeleton was not allowed to play church music is because he had no organs.
What did PETA say when a cheetah won 5 million dollars?
You can't beat a cheetah!
Recent attempts to defund Special Olympics have organizers scrambling to come up with more corporate sponsorship... targeted companies include:
Kleenex
Depends
Bicycle Helmet manufacturers
Velcro Shoe manufacturers
Steven Hawkings Publishers
How do you organize a space party?
You planet.
What does NASA stand for?
Neil Armweak Sorry Armstrong.
Everyone: What does NASA mean?
NASA's response: National Aeronautics and Space Administration.
Everyone: What does NASA mean?
Arinator's response: National Ariana and Space Ariana.
Why don't skeletons play music at the church?
Because they don't have any organs.
T-Series.
What do hospitals do when they receive donor organs? They organize them.
Why did the little girl flush herself down the toilet?
Because she wanted to join the Brownies.
What does NASA mean? No Apes Submit Astronauts.
Where is an elephant’s penis?
On their feet, because if you get trampled on, you’re fucked.
Just watched an upsetting video. Please retweet. #Stop The Make-A-Wish Foundation.
Whats the difference between NASA and religion
NASA takes you through space Religion takes you through two towers
I donated 100 dollars to a blind children’s charity. Too bad they won’t ever see a dime of it.
How do we know the Ancient Egyptians were into organized crime?
They were always using pyramid schemes!