What has a heart but no organs?
A deck of cards!
I'm doing a charity bungee jump for the local disabled.
It's called "spastics on elastics."
Why can't skeletons play church music?
Because they have no organs.
What's better than roses on a piano?
Tulips on an organ.
My grandma refused to be an organ donor. She was buried with all her musical instruments.
How does NASA organize a party? -- They planet.
