Recent attempts to defund Special Olympics have organizers scrambling to come up with more corporate sponsorship... targeted companies include:
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How do you organize a space party? - You planet
What Does NASA stand for ? Neil Armweak Sorry Armstrong
_Everyone:_ What does NASA mean ? _NASA's response:_ National Aeronautics and Space Administration.
_Everyone:_ What does NASA mean ? _Arinator's response:_ National Ariana and Space Ariana.
Why don't skeletons play music at the church? Because they don't have any organs.
What do hospitals do when they receive donor organs? they organize them
what does NASA means? No Apes Submit Astronaut
Where is a pen elephant’s sexual organs. On their feet, because if you get trampled on, you’re fucked.
Whats the difference between NASA and religion
NASA takes you through space Religion takes you through two towers
I donated 100 dollars to a blind children’s charity. Too bad they won’t ever see a dime of it.
How do we know the Ancient Egyptians were into organized crime? They were always using pyramid schemes!!
WHAT HAS A HEART BUT NO ORGANS
A DECK OF CARDS!!!!!!
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i am a bad punner
I'm doing a charity bungee jump for the local disabled.
It's called "spastics on elastics."
Why can't skeletons play church music? Because they have no organs.
What's better than roses on a piano?
Tulips on an organ.
My grandma refused to be an organ donor. She was buried with all her musical instruments.
How does NASA organize a party? -- They planet.
