Organization jokes

What has a heart but no organs?

A deck of cards!

I'm doing a charity bungee jump for the local disabled.

It's called "spastics on elastics."

Why can't skeletons play church music?

Because they have no organs.

What's better than roses on a piano?

Tulips on an organ.

My grandma refused to be an organ donor. She was buried with all her musical instruments.

How does NASA organize a party? -- They planet.