I hope Stephen Hawking's an organ donor because I need new parts for my go-cart.
I'm afraid for my gay calendar. Its days are numbered!
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How do you organize a space themed birthday party?
You planet.
In death, what is the only organ in a woman's body to remain warm?
My dick.
What do skeletons do with their organs?
They organize them!
What is Osama bin Laden and his al-Qaeda organization's favorite song?
It's raining planes! Hallelujah!
NASA stands for... National Adult S3x Association.
I wonder if Stephen Hawking was an organ donor, because I need new parts for my go-kart.
I wish Stephen Hawking was an organ donor. I need some parts for my laptop.
Imagine getting a call and it says, "Welcome to David's orphanage. You make them, we take them. How may we help you?"
I hope Stephen Hawking was an organ donor, 'cause I need some parts for my go-cart.
Why did the priest want to learn how to play the organ?
He wanted to be able to finger A minor.
I asked Stephen if he was an organ donor, and he said why.
I said, "That's a shame. I need parts for my go-cart."
Why is Stephen Hawking an organ donor?
Because he saved 200 computers!
How do NASA plan parades?
They plan-et.
Joe Biden walks into the White House kitchen.
"Are those brownies I smell?" he asks.
"Indeed, they are," he was told.
"Gee," he says, "they smell nothing like Girl Scouts!"
What do you call a binder with no rings?
Why can’t organs have a family bag of chips
Because They have no family to share it with
Me starts a cult just for fun... Just for fun!
Friend: How dark IS your humor?
Me: It started an organization against cops.
