Organization jokes
"{[(Log date) 11 22 3] The Beginning} "This marks the first ever log of the Underground Fruit Association of n&c (ugfa). N, being code name for Nathaniel, and C, being code name for Connor. Our plan is to collect as many fruit cups as possible by the end of the year. This site will be a communication hub only and used for nothing else. We will plan and discuss courses of action, and collection." End of log"
me: I'm going to steal your heart.
her: omg that's so romantic!!
me, an organ trafficker: ( Ν‘Β° ΝΚ Ν‘Β°)
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Not a joke?
More like not an existing organism in life.
What do you call it if you find an old organ keyboard on the side of the road?
Organ harvesting.
I hope Stephen Hawking's an organ donor because I need new parts for my go-cart.
I'm afraid for my gay calendar. Its days are numbered!
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How do you organize a space themed birthday party?
You planet.
In death, what is the only organ in a woman's body to remain warm?
My dick.
What do skeletons do with their organs?
They organize them!
What is Osama bin Laden and his al-Qaeda organization's favorite song?
It's raining planes! Hallelujah!
NASA stands for... National Adult S3x Association.
Your mom is as fat as NASA's company.
I wonder if Stephen Hawking was an organ donor, because I need new parts for my go-kart.
I wish Stephen Hawking was an organ donor. I need some parts for my laptop.
Imagine getting a call and it says, "Welcome to David's orphanage. You make them, we take them. How may we help you?"
I hope Stephen Hawking was an organ donor, 'cause I need some parts for my go-cart.
Why did the priest want to learn how to play the organ?
He wanted to be able to finger A minor.
I asked Stephen if he was an organ donor, and he said why.
I said, "That's a shame. I need parts for my go-cart."
Why is Stephen Hawking an organ donor?
Because he saved 200 computers!