What do skeletons do with their organs?
They organize them!
what is Osama bin Laden and his al-Qaeda organizations favourite song? It's raining planes !hallelujah!
I wonder if Stephen Hawking was an organ donor, because I need new parts for my go-kart.
I wish Stephen Hawking was an organ donor. I need some parts for my laptop
Imagine getting a call and it says, "Welcome to David's orphanage. You make them, we take them. How may we help you?"
I hope Stephen Hawking was an organ donor, 'cause I need some parts for my go-cart.
Why did the priest want to learn how to play the organ?
He wanted to be able to finger A minor.
I asked Stephen if he was an organ donor, and he said why.
I said, "That's a shame. I need parts for my go-cart."
why is stephen hawking an organ donator?
because he saved 200 computers.
How do NASA plan parades?
They plan-et.
Joe Biden walks into the White House kitchen.
"Are those brownies I smell?" he asks.
"Indeed, they are," he was told.
"Gee," he says, "they smell nothing like Girl Scouts!"
Why can’t organs have a family bag of chips
Because They have no family to share it with
Friend: How dark IS your humor?
Me: It started an organization against cops.
How to get rich Step 1: tell an orphan he will get a family Step 2: knock out the orphan Step 3: cut open the open the orphan Step 4: well there organs Step 5: do it again And nobody will call the cops cus they got no family
Drawers!
Japanese people are so cool and organized, they have their own ways of suicide.
What person can't work at a family business? An orphan.
What do the initials ACLU stand for?
🤔
American Communist Lawyers Union.
After work, I volunteer to help blind children. Verb, not adjective.
Why did the gorilla leave the mafia headquarters for good?
