Why did the priest want to learn how to play the organ?
He wanted to be able to finger A minor
I asked stephen if he was a organ donator and he said why i said thats a shame i need parts for my go cart
why is stephen hawking an organ donator?
because he saved 200 computers.
Why can’t organs have a family bag of chips
Because They have no family to share it with
Friend: How dark IS your humor Me: It started an orginization against cops
How to get rich Step 1: tell an orphan he will get a family Step 2: knock out the orphan Step 3: cut open the open the orphan Step 4: well there organs Step 5: do it again And nobody will call the cops cus they got no family
drawers! (DYM 77)
Japanese people are so cool and organized, they have their own ways of suicide.
What person can't work at a family business? An orphan.
What does the initials ACLU stand for 🤔 American Communist Lawyers Union
After work, I volunteer to help blind children. Verb, not adjective.
how do you organize a Rave party in Ethiopia? just put some bread on the ceiling
I found out what DNA stands for. It's the National Dyslexic's Association.
What does the initials NOW stand for? (A.) National Organization For Women (B.) National Organization of Whores (C.) All the above Answer: Since the initials Now can stand for anything the correct answer is all the above
There is a feminist group in my town
It is called Gal-qaeda
(I actually got this from the simpsons, so credit to the show)
Suicide: Turning ones biology into complex organic chemistry.
I decided to make to a charity bungee jump for the local disabled it's called spastics on elastics
Why did the United Nations stop the french government from using the guillotine in public?
because the french government was using the guillotine in public on newborn baby boys for circumcision.
What does NASA stand for?
Not A Space Agency.
One of the reasons the skeleton was not allowed to play church music is because he had no organs.
