OR jokes
A big guy told the small guy, "Do you want a little pill because you look ill, or should I smash you?"
Orphans actually have an advantage. Nobody can call them motherless or test-tube babies in an argument.
Stan says shut the f**k up or sit your ass down on that b***h chair!
Why does the orphan can’t write a single word or sentence?
Because the orphan is dumber.
What falls first, an apple or an Emo kid?
An apple, because the Emo has a rope holding them.
Why is the oldest iPhone an orphan?
It can't get the iPhone XI or XR. It doesn't have a home button.
Why was the orphan so famous?
Because when they asked him go big or go home, he only had one option.
My mom is telling me to get off Friday Night Funkin' or she will slam my head against the keyboard: weherhrqqkh[qokqho[krq3[t4i2-4q43q343q44334q43.
What did Stephen Hawking say when he rode a bike?
"Hey look...no hands...or legs!"
What’s a nut’s favorite Shakespeare line?
“To be or nut to be.”
Mom, start eating, or else you will get fatter!
What did Kobe Bryant and Josef Vanicek have in common?
They both won a trophy at least once, Vanicek a 1x Stanley Cup champion with the Carolina Hurricanes, and they also both crashed and burned in a helicopter or airplane.
This joke is short, or is it 🍭 that your LOL lipop?
I need to go to the tailor, or so it seams.
Our hairline goes way back before dinosaurs lived.
If you drop soap on the floor, is the floor clean, or is the soap dirty?
Hi guys, I am starting a Gwen funny club. If you wanna join, then just type so here. Hope you have fun!
Oh, and also can be a Gwen name club for Gwens only!
Okay, is this the new thing, saying "Gwen" in your "joke," then people will comment and you can make more friends? If so, then I really need to be saying "Gwen" more in my "jokes or chats."
Ok, everyone on this website... I HAVE NO BROTHERS OR SISTERS. The person who claims he's my "brother" is firesharky. He is trying to get fame. Never listen to him. He will lie and trick you to think I have a brother, but I don't.
"I want to know who this fake me is! I haven't even posted or commented on anything bad or said a curse. I am very kindly asking you to stop."