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What did Kobe Bryant and Josef Vanicek have in common?

They both won a trophy at least once, Vanicek a 1x Stanley Cup champion with the Carolina Hurricanes, and they also both crashed and burned in a helicopter or airplane.

Okay, is this the new thing, saying "Gwen" in your "joke," then people will comment and you can make more friends? If so, then I really need to be saying "Gwen" more in my "jokes or chats."

Ok, everyone on this website... I HAVE NO BROTHERS OR SISTERS. The person who claims he's my "brother" is firesharky. He is trying to get fame. Never listen to him. He will lie and trick you to think I have a brother, but I don't.

"I want to know who this fake me is! I haven't even posted or commented on anything bad or said a curse. I am very kindly asking you to stop."

I wanted to put this up so I could say goodbye to everyone that I chatted with, like Gwen or MEG... So, yea, see you next year after Friday.

So an ace gets handed a piece of paper and it says, "Do you like me or no?" and the ace says, "I'm not registered to vote!" Hahahahahahahahjajqh.

What can you break, even if you never pick it up or touch it?

Answer: A promise.

Mom, start eating, or else you will get fatter!

What falls first, an apple or an Emo kid?

An apple, because the Emo has a rope holding them.

If you drop soap on the floor, is the floor clean, or is the soap dirty?

A big guy told the small guy, "Do you want a little pill because you look ill, or should I smash you?"

Why does the orphan can’t write a single word or sentence?

Because the orphan is dumber.

What does the mom (or terrorists, fuck that) say for the (twin) towers to eat?

Open wide, here comes the plane!

Stan says shut the f**k up or sit your ass down on that b***h chair!

Our hairline goes way back before dinosaurs lived.

What’s a nut’s favorite Shakespeare line?

“To be or nut to be.”

Why was the orphan so famous?

Because when they asked him go big or go home, he only had one option.

My mom is telling me to get off Friday Night Funkin' or she will slam my head against the keyboard: weherhrqqkh[qokqho[krq3[t4i2-4q43q343q44334q43.

What did Stephen Hawking say when he rode a bike?

"Hey look...no hands...or legs!"