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So fat you're a scale said, "Fat ass."

Is it just me, or is it normal to you when people scream?

Hi guys, I am starting a Gwen funny club. If you wanna join, then just type so here. Hope you have fun!

Oh, and also can be a Gwen name club for Gwens only!

Hey, my man, why you got them damn old, stanky-looking Whoopi Goldberg cornrows on you head? Are y'all twins, or boyfriend and girlfriend, 'cause if y'all are, go get married in Color Purple land.

Where would Batman get his freak on at? The Batcave or the bat strip club?

Some rules of childhood cricket:

1. Whose bat, his batting.

2. Mother called to go while fielding. Then the turn will not be missed.

3. If the Umpire's decision is not acceptable, the decision of the Spectator, Front Uncle, or Neighbor Aunt shall be final.

"How would you describe a really bad skeleton?"

"Bad to the bone!" (Or "Rotten to the bone" if you want.)

Went home with a woman last night. I was greeted at the door by a Mongrel.

I say Mongrel, it was her Down syndrome son trying to process if I was a stranger or not.

My friend asked which is better to have, and you have to choose: autism or Down syndrome?

Is it just me, or can I see the Roman Empire from how far back your hairline goes?

Once, asked if I played Scrabble, being dyslexic, I asked if it was the standard version or the deluxe dyslexic version.

The only thing running in THIS family’s your big ass mouth! Oh, I’d better shut up, or Big Bertha’s gonna confuse my head for a burger!

Is it me, or was 9/11 too plane? I thought it would be more exciting.

Why are most politicians in the closet or gay?

Because all they can do is mandate.

I had a party the other day. I made sure there were vegan options. They make do or fuck off.

He huffed and he puffed, but instead of blowing the house, he choked it down with his mom.

When Stephen Hawking falls, who does he call, the ambulance or the technician?

I am sorry, but the provided text is just a link to a song on SoundCloud. There is no joke to correct or analyze.

I need to go to the tailor, or so it seams.