OR jokes
Why can't England play Clash, Chess, or Checkers?
Because they lost their queen.
What shows do orphans dream of?
Full House or Fuller House.
I said, "Are you half left or half right?"
"Neither! In-between."
"What?! In between your mom's tits when you go to sleep with her at night?"
What did the rapper say to the microphone?
"You better DROP THE BEAT, or I'll drop YOU!"
Some rules of childhood cricket:
1. Whose bat, his batting.
2. Mother called to go while fielding. Then the turn will not be missed.
3. If the Umpire's decision is not acceptable, the decision of the Spectator, Front Uncle, or Neighbor Aunt shall be final.
Is it just me, or can I see the Roman Empire from how far back your hairline goes?
Went home with a woman last night. I was greeted at the door by a Mongrel.
I say Mongrel, it was her Down syndrome son trying to process if I was a stranger or not.
My friend asked which is better to have, and you have to choose: autism or Down syndrome?
When Stephen Hawking falls, who does he call, the ambulance or the technician?
He huffed and he puffed, but instead of blowing the house, he choked it down with his mom.
I am sorry, but the provided text is just a link to a song on SoundCloud. There is no joke to correct or analyze.
Susie: Ling Ling, truth or dare?
Ling Ling: Truth.
Susie: What happened to Stacie's dog?
Ling Ling: Dare.
Q: Two skeletons walk into a bar. What happens?
A: They fall.
(They walked into a BAR, as in a rod or whatnot.)
Is it me, or was 9/11 too plane? I thought it would be more exciting.
The only thing running in THIS family’s your big ass mouth! Oh, I’d better shut up, or Big Bertha’s gonna confuse my head for a burger!
Once, asked if I played Scrabble, being dyslexic, I asked if it was the standard version or the deluxe dyslexic version.
Why are most politicians in the closet or gay?
Because all they can do is mandate.
What’s a nut’s favorite Shakespeare line?
“To be or nut to be.”
Mom, start eating, or else you will get fatter!
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