OR jokes

Pregnancy

When a woman is something weeks or months pregnant and her stomach has a visible bump, everyone rubs her tummy, but no one tickles the husband's balls and says, "Good job, buddy!"

Orphan

Why do orphans have 363 days in a year?

Because they have no Father's or Mother's days.

House

He huffed and he puffed, but instead of blowing the house, he choked it down with his mom.

Memes

Self

Pov:You start writing son lyrics because you can't stand up for yourself knowing you've lost

The image is a screenshot of a post on worstjokesever.com, displaying a conversation thread with several comments. It includes comments like 'Congratulations. No one gives a shit', 'Feeling right, looking tight. Come get the drinking shots on the rocks' and 'Ofc you're using song lyrics because you can't talk for yourself'.

Song

I am sorry, but the provided text is just a link to a song on SoundCloud. There is no joke to correct or analyze.

Mouth

The only thing running in THIS family’s your big ass mouth! Oh, I’d better shut up, or Big Bertha’s gonna confuse my head for a burger!

9/11

Is it me, or was 9/11 too plane? I thought it would be more exciting.

Dyslexic

Once, asked if I played Scrabble, being dyslexic, I asked if it was the standard version or the deluxe dyslexic version.

Autism

My friend asked which is better to have, and you have to choose: autism or Down syndrome?

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  • Son

    Went home with a woman last night. I was greeted at the door by a Mongrel.

    I say Mongrel, it was her Down syndrome son trying to process if I was a stranger or not.

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  • Orphan

    Why was the orphan so successful? Because when they were told “go big or go home,” they only had one option.

    Orphan

    Orphans actually have an advantage. Nobody can call them motherless or test-tube babies in an argument.

    Orphan

    Why did the orphan become famous? Because they said, "Go big or go home!"

    Orphan

    Why was the orphan so successful? They said "go big or go home," but he could not do the second.

    iPhone

    Why is the oldest iPhone an orphan?

    It can't get the iPhone XI or XR. It doesn't have a home button.

    Basketball

    There’s only one answer to who would win, 1996 Bulls or 2017 Warriors...

    ...Steve Kerr’s team.