OR jokes
Mom, start eating, or else you will get fatter!
What’s a nut’s favorite Shakespeare line?
“To be or nut to be.”
Who is funnier, me or Gwen?
It's been a while since I've talked to either Prince or tj. Do any of you boys wanna chat? Plapls?
I am sooooooo bored, Gwen, can you please get on, or anybody, since I'm weirdly obsessed with Gwen.
This joke is short, or is it 🍭 that your LOL lipop?
Hey, my man, why you got them damn old, stanky-looking Whoopi Goldberg cornrows on you head? Are y'all twins, or boyfriend and girlfriend, 'cause if y'all are, go get married in Color Purple land.
Where would Batman get his freak on at? The Batcave or the bat strip club?
What falls first, an apple or an Emo kid?
An apple, because the Emo has a rope holding them.
Stan says shut the f**k up or sit your ass down on that b***h chair!
Why does the orphan can’t write a single word or sentence?
Because the orphan is dumber.
Why did the orphan become famous? Because they said, "Go big or go home!"
What does the mom (or terrorists, fuck that) say for the (twin) towers to eat?
Open wide, here comes the plane!
Who’s better, Bird or Magic?
Why is the oldest iPhone an orphan?
It can't get the iPhone XI or XR. It doesn't have a home button.
There’s only one answer to who would win, 1996 Bulls or 2017 Warriors...
...Steve Kerr’s team.
Orphans actually have an advantage. Nobody can call them motherless or test-tube babies in an argument.
A big guy told the small guy, "Do you want a little pill because you look ill, or should I smash you?"
Why was the orphan so successful? They said "go big or go home," but he could not do the second.
Why was the orphan so famous?
Because when they asked him go big or go home, he only had one option.