OR jokes

A Snorlax was in a bar, and he was drinking beer when an Eevee and a Rockruff hopped onto a stool. The Eevee ordered an oran berry special for the both of them.

Snorlax: Y'all make the perfect couple.

Random Zorua: Dragonite, is it just an illusion, or is that Snorlax fatter than this region?

I can’t remember if I already said this or not. I might have already said this. Also, this is a true story.

So, I’m walking into a store in Amish country, and there’s this guy with a bear trap. Then my mom’s friend says, "This guy’s gonna catch some bears." Then the Amish guy stops, looks around, and whispers, “It’s for democrats.”

"How would you describe a really bad skeleton?"

"Bad to the bone!" (Or "Rotten to the bone" if you want.)

Is it just me, or can I see the Roman Empire from how far back your hairline goes?

Some rules of childhood cricket:

1. Whose bat, his batting.

2. Mother called to go while fielding. Then the turn will not be missed.

3. If the Umpire's decision is not acceptable, the decision of the Spectator, Front Uncle, or Neighbor Aunt shall be final.

Which came first, the chicken or the egg? Neither. It was evolution.

When a woman is something weeks or months pregnant and her stomach has a visible bump, everyone rubs her tummy, but no one tickles the husband's balls and says, "Good job, buddy!"

Is she saying, "Watch for red flags because he's toxic," or is he socialist?

Why do orphans have 363 days in a year?

Because they have no Father's or Mother's days.

What shows do orphans dream of?

Full House or Fuller House.

I said, "Are you half left or half right?"

"Neither! In-between."

"What?! In between your mom's tits when you go to sleep with her at night?"

Why can't England play Clash, Chess, or Checkers?

Because they lost their queen.

He huffed and he puffed, but instead of blowing the house, he choked it down with his mom.

I am sorry, but the provided text is just a link to a song on SoundCloud. There is no joke to correct or analyze.

When Stephen Hawking falls, who does he call, the ambulance or the technician?

What did the rapper say to the microphone?

"You better DROP THE BEAT, or I'll drop YOU!"

Why are most politicians in the closet or gay?

Because all they can do is mandate.

The only thing running in THIS family’s your big ass mouth! Oh, I’d better shut up, or Big Bertha’s gonna confuse my head for a burger!

Is it me, or was 9/11 too plane? I thought it would be more exciting.

Once, asked if I played Scrabble, being dyslexic, I asked if it was the standard version or the deluxe dyslexic version.