OR jokes
Why did I cross the road to might get hit by a car or a bus?
How do mountains get big?
They go trick-or-treating.
What do you call a guy with a big dick that likes to eat fish?
Long John Silvers or Captain D's.
To you, Iron Man may seem cool or awesome, but to me, he is pretty ironic.
Are you a nation leader or an email deleter?
College is the opposite of kidnapping. They demand $100,000 from you, or they'll send your kid back.
The last thing the victims were thinking was, "Is there 9 or 11 stories?"
Pussies and tits have one thing in common: they're both made for kids, but men end up licking or suckling them.
A Snorlax was in a bar, and he was drinking beer when an Eevee and a Rockruff hopped onto a stool. The Eevee ordered an oran berry special for the both of them.
Snorlax: Y'all make the perfect couple.
Random Zorua: Dragonite, is it just an illusion, or is that Snorlax fatter than this region?
I said, "Are you half left or half right?"
"Neither! In-between."
"What?! In between your mom's tits when you go to sleep with her at night?"
What shows do orphans dream of?
Full House or Fuller House.
Why do orphans have 363 days in a year?
Because they have no Father's or Mother's days.
Is it just me, or can I see the Roman Empire from how far back your hairline goes?
"How would you describe a really bad skeleton?"
"Bad to the bone!" (Or "Rotten to the bone" if you want.)
Some rules of childhood cricket:
1. Whose bat, his batting.
2. Mother called to go while fielding. Then the turn will not be missed.
3. If the Umpire's decision is not acceptable, the decision of the Spectator, Front Uncle, or Neighbor Aunt shall be final.
My friend asked which is better to have, and you have to choose: autism or Down syndrome?
What did the rapper say to the microphone?
"You better DROP THE BEAT, or I'll drop YOU!"
What is 6-inch long, in every men's pants or hands, and girls want?
- A smartphone, freak.
Which hole talks faster? Your mouth or your ass? Can't tell the difference because they both run shit at once.
What came first: the chicken or the egg?
Doesn't matter, in the future, they'll come together.