OR jokes

A big guy told the small guy, "Do you want a little pill because you look ill, or should I smash you?"

What does the mom (or terrorists, fuck that) say for the (twin) towers to eat?

Open wide, here comes the plane!

There’s only one answer to who would win, 1996 Bulls or 2017 Warriors...

...Steve Kerr’s team.

Why did the orphan become famous? Because they said, "Go big or go home!"

Who’s better, Bird or Magic?

Why was the orphan so successful? They said "go big or go home," but he could not do the second.

If you drop soap on the floor, is the floor clean, or is the soap dirty?

What falls first, an apple or an Emo kid?

An apple, because the Emo has a rope holding them.

Our hairline goes way back before dinosaurs lived.

Okay, is this the new thing, saying "Gwen" in your "joke," then people will comment and you can make more friends? If so, then I really need to be saying "Gwen" more in my "jokes or chats."

Ok, everyone on this website... I HAVE NO BROTHERS OR SISTERS. The person who claims he's my "brother" is firesharky. He is trying to get fame. Never listen to him. He will lie and trick you to think I have a brother, but I don't.

I wanted to put this up so I could say goodbye to everyone that I chatted with, like Gwen or MEG... So, yea, see you next year after Friday.

It's been a while since I've talked to either Prince or tj. Do any of you boys wanna chat? Plapls?

Gwen, this needs to stop, so please, this is not a dating website, go on Tinder or something, just not here. Hate me if it makes you feel better, but this is sickening!

"I want to know who this fake me is! I haven't even posted or commented on anything bad or said a curse. I am very kindly asking you to stop."

So an ace gets handed a piece of paper and it says, "Do you like me or no?" and the ace says, "I'm not registered to vote!" Hahahahahahahahjajqh.

What can you break, even if you never pick it up or touch it?

Answer: A promise.

What did Kobe Bryant and Josef Vanicek have in common?

They both won a trophy at least once, Vanicek a 1x Stanley Cup champion with the Carolina Hurricanes, and they also both crashed and burned in a helicopter or airplane.

Who is funnier, me or Gwen?

I am sooooooo bored, Gwen, can you please get on, or anybody, since I'm weirdly obsessed with Gwen.