OR jokes
A Snorlax was in a bar, and he was drinking beer when an Eevee and a Rockruff hopped onto a stool. The Eevee ordered an oran berry special for the both of them.
Snorlax: Y'all make the perfect couple.
Random Zorua: Dragonite, is it just an illusion, or is that Snorlax fatter than this region?
I can’t remember if I already said this or not. I might have already said this. Also, this is a true story.
So, I’m walking into a store in Amish country, and there’s this guy with a bear trap. Then my mom’s friend says, "This guy’s gonna catch some bears." Then the Amish guy stops, looks around, and whispers, “It’s for democrats.”
Some rules of childhood cricket:
1. Whose bat, his batting.
2. Mother called to go while fielding. Then the turn will not be missed.
3. If the Umpire's decision is not acceptable, the decision of the Spectator, Front Uncle, or Neighbor Aunt shall be final.
Is it me, or was 9/11 too plane? I thought it would be more exciting.
"How would you describe a really bad skeleton?"
"Bad to the bone!" (Or "Rotten to the bone" if you want.)
Memes
Once, asked if I played Scrabble, being dyslexic, I asked if it was the standard version or the deluxe dyslexic version.
Why are most politicians in the closet or gay?
Because all they can do is mandate.
A big guy told the small guy, "Do you want a little pill because you look ill, or should I smash you?"
What does the mom (or terrorists, fuck that) say for the (twin) towers to eat?
Open wide, here comes the plane!
What falls first, an apple or an Emo kid?
An apple, because the Emo has a rope holding them.
Stan says shut the f**k up or sit your ass down on that b***h chair!
Why does the orphan can’t write a single word or sentence?
Because the orphan is dumber.
If you drop soap on the floor, is the floor clean, or is the soap dirty?
Our hairline goes way back before dinosaurs lived.
What did Stephen Hawking say when he rode a bike?
"Hey look...no hands...or legs!"
I wanted to put this up so I could say goodbye to everyone that I chatted with, like Gwen or MEG... So, yea, see you next year after Friday.
Why was the orphan so famous?
Because when they asked him go big or go home, he only had one option.
My mom is telling me to get off Friday Night Funkin' or she will slam my head against the keyboard: weherhrqqkh[qokqho[krq3[t4i2-4q43q343q44334q43.
Why was the orphan so successful? Because when they were told “go big or go home,” they only had one option.
There’s only one answer to who would win, 1996 Bulls or 2017 Warriors...
...Steve Kerr’s team.