OR jokes
Is Google male or female?
Female, because it doesn't let you finish a sentence before making a fruit joke.
Which is redder: a baby or a red car? It depends on how the baby was killed!
Why did I cross the road to might get hit by a car or a bus?
Mommy, mommy, why do I keep running around in circles?
Shut up, or I'll nail your other foot to the floor!
"Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?"
How do mountains get big?
They go trick-or-treating.
A Snorlax was in a bar, and he was drinking beer when an Eevee and a Rockruff hopped onto a stool. The Eevee ordered an oran berry special for the both of them.
Snorlax: Y'all make the perfect couple.
Random Zorua: Dragonite, is it just an illusion, or is that Snorlax fatter than this region?
What came first: the chicken or the egg?
Doesn't matter, in the future, they'll come together.
Are those tears real or are they like you? Fake.
How many bisexuals does it take to change a light bulb?
Depends, are you AC or DC? However many turn you on.
What is 6-inch long, in every men's pants or hands, and girls want?
- A smartphone, freak.
I am so cool that even the fridge or a snowman would shiver his timbers when they see me :).
Which hole talks faster? Your mouth or your ass? Can't tell the difference because they both run shit at once.
How many optometrists does it take to change a light bulb?
One (flips lens) or two? One (flips another lens) or two?
Is it just me or is your personality fake as well? Can't tell because everything about you is.
What did the squirrel say when he chewed some saggy boobs?
Is it just me or do these taste like nuts?
Which came first, the chicken or the egg? Neither. It was evolution.
When a woman is something weeks or months pregnant and her stomach has a visible bump, everyone rubs her tummy, but no one tickles the husband's balls and says, "Good job, buddy!"
Is she saying, "Watch for red flags because he's toxic," or is he socialist?
Why do orphans have 363 days in a year?
Because they have no Father's or Mother's days.