OR jokes
He huffed and he puffed, but instead of blowing the house, he choked it down with his mom.
I am sorry, but the provided text is just a link to a song on SoundCloud. There is no joke to correct or analyze.
When Stephen Hawking falls, who does he call, the ambulance or the technician?
Why are most politicians in the closet or gay?
Because all they can do is mandate.
I had a party the other day. I made sure there were vegan options. They make do or fuck off.
Memes
The only thing running in THIS family’s your big ass mouth! Oh, I’d better shut up, or Big Bertha’s gonna confuse my head for a burger!
Is it me, or was 9/11 too plane? I thought it would be more exciting.
Once, asked if I played Scrabble, being dyslexic, I asked if it was the standard version or the deluxe dyslexic version.
My friend asked which is better to have, and you have to choose: autism or Down syndrome?
Went home with a woman last night. I was greeted at the door by a Mongrel.
I say Mongrel, it was her Down syndrome son trying to process if I was a stranger or not.
What did the rapper say to the microphone?
"You better DROP THE BEAT, or I'll drop YOU!"
Why was the orphan so successful? Because when they were told “go big or go home,” they only had one option.
Orphans actually have an advantage. Nobody can call them motherless or test-tube babies in an argument.
Why did the orphan become famous? Because they said, "Go big or go home!"
Who’s better, Bird or Magic?
Why was the orphan so successful? They said "go big or go home," but he could not do the second.
Why is the oldest iPhone an orphan?
It can't get the iPhone XI or XR. It doesn't have a home button.
There’s only one answer to who would win, 1996 Bulls or 2017 Warriors...
...Steve Kerr’s team.
This joke is short, or is it 🍭 that your LOL lipop?
What did Kobe Bryant and Josef Vanicek have in common?
They both won a trophy at least once, Vanicek a 1x Stanley Cup champion with the Carolina Hurricanes, and they also both crashed and burned in a helicopter or airplane.