OR jokes
Pussies and tits have one thing in common: they're both made for kids, but men end up licking or suckling them.
Orphans have 362 days in a year because they don’t have a Mother’s or Father’s Day and no birthday.
Run, or something will come to you, and you will be afraid to tell it to stop following you.
How do mountains get big?
They go trick-or-treating.
A Snorlax was in a bar, and he was drinking beer when an Eevee and a Rockruff hopped onto a stool. The Eevee ordered an oran berry special for the both of them.
Snorlax: Y'all make the perfect couple.
Random Zorua: Dragonite, is it just an illusion, or is that Snorlax fatter than this region?
Mom, start eating, or else you will get fatter!
What’s a nut’s favorite Shakespeare line?
“To be or nut to be.”
Who is funnier, me or Gwen?
It's been a while since I've talked to either Prince or tj. Do any of you boys wanna chat? Plapls?
I am sooooooo bored, Gwen, can you please get on, or anybody, since I'm weirdly obsessed with Gwen.
This joke is short, or is it 🍭 that your LOL lipop?
Hey, my man, why you got them damn old, stanky-looking Whoopi Goldberg cornrows on you head? Are y'all twins, or boyfriend and girlfriend, 'cause if y'all are, go get married in Color Purple land.
Where would Batman get his freak on at? The Batcave or the bat strip club?
What falls first, an apple or an Emo kid?
An apple, because the Emo has a rope holding them.
Stan says shut the f**k up or sit your ass down on that b***h chair!
Why does the orphan can’t write a single word or sentence?
Because the orphan is dumber.
Why did the orphan become famous? Because they said, "Go big or go home!"
What does the mom (or terrorists, fuck that) say for the (twin) towers to eat?
Open wide, here comes the plane!
Who’s better, Bird or Magic?
Why is the oldest iPhone an orphan?
It can't get the iPhone XI or XR. It doesn't have a home button.