OR jokes

I can’t remember if I already said this or not. I might have already said this. Also, this is a true story.

So, I’m walking into a store in Amish country, and there’s this guy with a bear trap. Then my mom’s friend says, "This guy’s gonna catch some bears." Then the Amish guy stops, looks around, and whispers, “It’s for democrats.”

Why was the orphan so successful? Because when they were told “go big or go home,” they only had one option.

What did Stephen Hawking say when he rode a bike?

"Hey look...no hands...or legs!"

Why was the orphan so famous?

Because when they asked him go big or go home, he only had one option.

My mom is telling me to get off Friday Night Funkin' or she will slam my head against the keyboard: weherhrqqkh[qokqho[krq3[t4i2-4q43q343q44334q43.

If you drop soap on the floor, is the floor clean, or is the soap dirty?

Our hairline goes way back before dinosaurs lived.

There’s only one answer to who would win, 1996 Bulls or 2017 Warriors...

...Steve Kerr’s team.

Orphans actually have an advantage. Nobody can call them motherless or test-tube babies in an argument.

Why was the orphan so successful? They said "go big or go home," but he could not do the second.

Why is the oldest iPhone an orphan?

It can't get the iPhone XI or XR. It doesn't have a home button.

Why did the orphan become famous? Because they said, "Go big or go home!"

What does the mom (or terrorists, fuck that) say for the (twin) towers to eat?

Open wide, here comes the plane!

Who’s better, Bird or Magic?

So fat you're a scale said, "Fat ass."

Is it just me, or is it normal to you when people scream?

Hey, my man, why you got them damn old, stanky-looking Whoopi Goldberg cornrows on you head? Are y'all twins, or boyfriend and girlfriend, 'cause if y'all are, go get married in Color Purple land.

Where would Batman get his freak on at? The Batcave or the bat strip club?

Gwen, this needs to stop, so please, this is not a dating website, go on Tinder or something, just not here. Hate me if it makes you feel better, but this is sickening!

Hi guys, I am starting a Gwen funny club. If you wanna join, then just type so here. Hope you have fun!

Oh, and also can be a Gwen name club for Gwens only!