OR jokes
I was sitting on my own in a restaurant when I saw a beautiful woman at another table. I sent her a bottle of the most expensive wine on the menu. She sent me a note, “I will not touch a drop of this wine unless you can assure me that you have seven inches in your pocket.” I wrote back, “Give me the wine. As gorgeous as you are, I'm not cutting off three inches for anyone.”
Are butt cheeks one word, or should I spread them apart?
An apple a day, or you'll die anyway.
What is the difference between a dead body and a Lamborghini?
I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.
Like if you have a dick, or you are an orphan.
Hello, this is our fun CULT, haha, or CLUB, whatever you want!
Love you, orphan haters! :^ Nina
How does a rapper greet someone on a cold day?
"Yo, is the temperature Ice Cube, or Vanilla Ice?"
Dad: School is canceled, I think your teacher died or something.
Me: Wow, they found the body already?
Dad: :/
Let's try to get to either max likes or dislikes, your choice.
And duck jokes, who would win in a fight, a baby or a pacifist, presented by duck?
Hey, I haven't been on for like 2 months. I don't know who is still on here or like if everyone left, but yuh, I just decided to come back. Hey.
"Time"? More like waiting.
American-accented, British pronunciation, what am I?
Either Canadian or European.
I don't understand why people get offended by incest jokes; they're so family friendly.
There has to be someone that hates watersharky. He curses at you if you say one thing about his friends or him. He just is mean and needs to leave.
What is the difference between Stephen Hawking and a walkie-talkie? He doesn't walkie or talkie.
My mother really hates my dad for some reason. Maybe it was because he cheated on her, or maybe because it was her mom. Either way, it really ruined her birthday.
There are two muffins baking in an oven. One muffin says to the other, "Phew, is it getting hot in here or is it just me?"
The other muffin says, "AAAAHHH!! A TALKING MUFFIN!"
Gan cube prices?
What has 2 or 3 hands and is always right twice a day when it is broken?
A clock.
Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? Because he doesn't know if he is black or white.