OR jokes
There’s only one answer to who would win, 1996 Bulls or 2017 Warriors...
...Steve Kerr’s team.
Why does the orphan can’t write a single word or sentence?
Because the orphan is dumber.
Who’s better, Bird or Magic?
Why is the oldest iPhone an orphan?
It can't get the iPhone XI or XR. It doesn't have a home button.
Why did the orphan become famous? Because they said, "Go big or go home!"
Who would you choose?
What does the mom (or terrorists, fuck that) say for the (twin) towers to eat?
Open wide, here comes the plane!
Why was the orphan so successful? They said "go big or go home," but he could not do the second.
Orphans actually have an advantage. Nobody can call them motherless or test-tube babies in an argument.
Stan says shut the f**k up or sit your ass down on that b***h chair!
A big guy told the small guy, "Do you want a little pill because you look ill, or should I smash you?"
Why was the orphan so successful? Because when they were told “go big or go home,” they only had one option.
What falls first, an apple or an Emo kid?
An apple, because the Emo has a rope holding them.
Our hairline goes way back before dinosaurs lived.
If you drop soap on the floor, is the floor clean, or is the soap dirty?
Why was the orphan so famous?
Because when they asked him go big or go home, he only had one option.
My mom is telling me to get off Friday Night Funkin' or she will slam my head against the keyboard: weherhrqqkh[qokqho[krq3[t4i2-4q43q343q44334q43.
What did Stephen Hawking say when he rode a bike?
"Hey look...no hands...or legs!"
"I want to know who this fake me is! I haven't even posted or commented on anything bad or said a curse. I am very kindly asking you to stop."
Okay, is this the new thing, saying "Gwen" in your "joke," then people will comment and you can make more friends? If so, then I really need to be saying "Gwen" more in my "jokes or chats."
Ok, everyone on this website... I HAVE NO BROTHERS OR SISTERS. The person who claims he's my "brother" is firesharky. He is trying to get fame. Never listen to him. He will lie and trick you to think I have a brother, but I don't.