OR jokes

What can you break, even if you never pick it up or touch it?

Answer: A promise.

Hey, my man, why you got them damn old, stanky-looking Whoopi Goldberg cornrows on you head? Are y'all twins, or boyfriend and girlfriend, 'cause if y'all are, go get married in Color Purple land.

Where would Batman get his freak on at? The Batcave or the bat strip club?

He huffed and he puffed, but instead of blowing the house, he choked it down with his mom.

Susie: Ling Ling, truth or dare?

Ling Ling: Truth.

Susie: What happened to Stacie's dog?

Ling Ling: Dare.

Q: Two skeletons walk into a bar. What happens?

A: They fall.

(They walked into a BAR, as in a rod or whatnot.)

There are two muffins baking in the oven. One muffin says to the other, “Phew, is it getting hot in here or is it just me?”

The other muffin says, “AAAAHHH!! A TALKING MUFFIN!”

I need to go to the tailor, or so it seams.

I am sorry, but the provided text is just a link to a song on SoundCloud. There is no joke to correct or analyze.

When Stephen Hawking falls, who does he call, the ambulance or the technician?

The only thing running in THIS family’s your big ass mouth! Oh, I’d better shut up, or Big Bertha’s gonna confuse my head for a burger!

Why do orphans have 363 days in a year?

Because they have no Father's or Mother's days.

I said, "Are you half left or half right?"

"Neither! In-between."

"What?! In between your mom's tits when you go to sleep with her at night?"

My friend asked which is better to have, and you have to choose: autism or Down syndrome?

What shows do orphans dream of?

Full House or Fuller House.

When a woman is something weeks or months pregnant and her stomach has a visible bump, everyone rubs her tummy, but no one tickles the husband's balls and says, "Good job, buddy!"

Which came first, the chicken or the egg? Neither. It was evolution.

Is she saying, "Watch for red flags because he's toxic," or is he socialist?

Went home with a woman last night. I was greeted at the door by a Mongrel.

I say Mongrel, it was her Down syndrome son trying to process if I was a stranger or not.

Why can't England play Clash, Chess, or Checkers?

Because they lost their queen.