OR jokes
Why are most politicians in the closet or gay?
Because all they can do is mandate.
Is it just me, or can I see the Roman Empire from how far back your hairline goes?
I said, "Are you half left or half right?"
"Neither! In-between."
"What?! In between your mom's tits when you go to sleep with her at night?"
Which came first, the chicken or the egg? Neither. It was evolution.
When a woman is something weeks or months pregnant and her stomach has a visible bump, everyone rubs her tummy, but no one tickles the husband's balls and says, "Good job, buddy!"
What is 6-inch long, in every men's pants or hands, and girls want?
- A smartphone, freak.
Why can't England play Clash, Chess, or Checkers?
Because they lost their queen.
Is she saying, "Watch for red flags because he's toxic," or is he socialist?
What shows do orphans dream of?
Full House or Fuller House.
Some rules of childhood cricket:
1. Whose bat, his batting.
2. Mother called to go while fielding. Then the turn will not be missed.
3. If the Umpire's decision is not acceptable, the decision of the Spectator, Front Uncle, or Neighbor Aunt shall be final.
Once, asked if I played Scrabble, being dyslexic, I asked if it was the standard version or the deluxe dyslexic version.
Is it me, or was 9/11 too plane? I thought it would be more exciting.
Why was the orphan so successful? Because when they were told “go big or go home,” they only had one option.
The only thing running in THIS family’s your big ass mouth! Oh, I’d better shut up, or Big Bertha’s gonna confuse my head for a burger!
Went home with a woman last night. I was greeted at the door by a Mongrel.
I say Mongrel, it was her Down syndrome son trying to process if I was a stranger or not.
My friend asked which is better to have, and you have to choose: autism or Down syndrome?
What did the rapper say to the microphone?
"You better DROP THE BEAT, or I'll drop YOU!"
He huffed and he puffed, but instead of blowing the house, he choked it down with his mom.
I am sorry, but the provided text is just a link to a song on SoundCloud. There is no joke to correct or analyze.
When Stephen Hawking falls, who does he call, the ambulance or the technician?