OR jokes
Who’s better, Bird or Magic?
Why was the orphan so successful? They said "go big or go home," but he could not do the second.
Stan says shut the f**k up or sit your ass down on that b***h chair!
Why does the orphan can’t write a single word or sentence?
Because the orphan is dumber.
A big guy told the small guy, "Do you want a little pill because you look ill, or should I smash you?"
When Stephen Hawking falls, who does he call, the ambulance or the technician?
He huffed and he puffed, but instead of blowing the house, he choked it down with his mom.
I am sorry, but the provided text is just a link to a song on SoundCloud. There is no joke to correct or analyze.
Mom, start eating, or else you will get fatter!
What’s a nut’s favorite Shakespeare line?
“To be or nut to be.”
Why was the orphan so famous?
Because when they asked him go big or go home, he only had one option.
If you drop soap on the floor, is the floor clean, or is the soap dirty?
Our hairline goes way back before dinosaurs lived.
This joke is short, or is it 🍭 that your LOL lipop?
What did Kobe Bryant and Josef Vanicek have in common?
They both won a trophy at least once, Vanicek a 1x Stanley Cup champion with the Carolina Hurricanes, and they also both crashed and burned in a helicopter or airplane.
What did Stephen Hawking say when he rode a bike?
"Hey look...no hands...or legs!"
My mom is telling me to get off Friday Night Funkin' or she will slam my head against the keyboard: weherhrqqkh[qokqho[krq3[t4i2-4q43q343q44334q43.
Ok, everyone on this website... I HAVE NO BROTHERS OR SISTERS. The person who claims he's my "brother" is firesharky. He is trying to get fame. Never listen to him. He will lie and trick you to think I have a brother, but I don't.
"I want to know who this fake me is! I haven't even posted or commented on anything bad or said a curse. I am very kindly asking you to stop."
Okay, is this the new thing, saying "Gwen" in your "joke," then people will comment and you can make more friends? If so, then I really need to be saying "Gwen" more in my "jokes or chats."