One apple a day keeps the doctor away, not logging onto servers using management or service accounts keeps SecOps people away.
Me:Sister STOP STEALING MY STUFF OR I WILL MAKE U FEEL BAD Sister:No I wont stop Me:Fine im telling the world what u did Sister:What you will see when i post it Sister:WHY DID U TELL THEM I PEED ON SANTA CLAUS WHEN I WAS 12 YEARS OLD ME:BECAUSE U DON ́T HAVE A LIFE
What's one thing you should never ask a suicidal person "are you ok" because the next day they'll either be died or have a lot more cuts than they started to those who are dead now was it fun?
Gay Collage Joke: You- Its nighttime shouldn't we be heading to bed-Boy Roommate-Ok are u Top or Bottom? -You-Uhhhhhh-Boy Roommate- No dumby bunk beds-You-Thank God- Boy Roommate- But if u wanna we can... -You- *faints*
What is the movie orphans relate to the most? Spider-Man: No way home.(Either that or Batman)
If your name is caleb or connor you have a problem
The other day all those toilet papers came by my house and ask do i have any crack candy naw I don't have no damn crack candy or no crack apples all i have here in the backyard is a peanut butter crack sandwich help yourself and while your at it clean up all the damn doggie dodo that's everywhere thank you mr toilet papers.
I despise lumberjacks. They are always barking up the wrong tree, all bark and no bite. They just need to leaf people a lone or stick with something nicer
What's the difference between anal and oral sex?
An and Or!
Dont adopt People or else, ur parents are gonna say ur ACTUALLY adopted k thx no jokes anymore bye
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Would it be wrong of me to yell “Jenga!” or “Timber!” while my class is watching a 9/11 documentary?
What do you call a dictionary on drugs?
-high definition or addictionary
What falls quicker of a tree? The leaf or the emo? The leaf because the emo is stopped by the rope
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emo people are like other emo people, they're emo, laugh now or I cut your eyes out. Tee heee
what hit the floor first the emo or the apple the apple the rope stopped the emo
What fell first the emo kid or the leaf the leaf caus the emo kid just hung
Do you know what organ remains warm even after a woman dies? My penis (or rather my neutron laser priming its firing sequence)
Grass is green I am the queen if only I can see u scream or the screen
Thing that rhyme with green queen screen clean between been .....................
