Opinion

Opinion Jokes

Kid

Q. What's the difference between my phone battery and an anti-vax kid?

A. Nothing, they both die at ten.

Front

Adding a "gl" in front of "camping" doesn't make it any better.

If you add a "gl" in front of "Adolf Hitler," it doesn't make him a great guy.

Reason

Stop ruining the jokes. It's called "worst jokes ever" for a reason. We all feel bad for orphans, but people like dark humor and joke about everyone, so quit being offended, please.

Nazi

Like if you are straight; comment if you are LGBTQ+; dislike if you are a Nazi.

Chocolate

What is wrong with having chocolate for dessert? It tastes like shit, and I hate it.

Sense

I know why nobody likes my comments, because they got no sense of humor. That's why they dislike it. Now I know depression is a joke, a joke that never gets a laugh. =[ WHYYYY NO ONE LAUGH AT MY JOKES?

Abortion

My gf told me she was pregnant. So I punched her in the stomach.

She asked me "Why the hell did you do that?!?!?" "I wanted to let you know I'm pro abortion."