Opinion jokes
People: Stop joking about such serious issues!
Me: Kill yourself.
John is not funny.
I don't see why people say that emo kids don't like to hang out.
I've seen them hanging all day.
Gwen just wanted to let you know you suck like a lot, you are a loser. 🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣😬😬😬😬😏😏😏😏
Who thinks Kenya's dancing is bad and wrong and no?
If you're pro-life, I hope you get hit by a bus today!
When the guy next to you says that he kind of agrees with the villain.
Me watching a World War 2 documentary.
I say these jokes are life saving material. Who's with me?
Leo is like a cloud... when she disappears, it's a beautiful day.
I think my butt looks flat, but my boyfriend seems to think the opposite. I told him to be deadass with me.
A UN survey asked the following: Please, in your honest opinion, could you give your thoughts on the food shortages in the rest of the world?
It was a failure because:
South Americans don’t know the word “please.”
Eastern Europeans don’t know the word “honest.”
Middle Easterns don’t know the word “opinion.”
Balkans don’t know the word “give.”
Chinese don’t know the word “thoughts.”
Africans don’t know the word “food.”
Western Europeans don’t know the word “shortage.”
Americans don’t know the words “the rest of the world.”
Then they simply explained “just donate healthy food to the global south to help.” But that still didn’t sit right with everyone, because Israelis do not know the word “donate,” and Pacific Islanders do not know the words “healthy food.”
I once told Siri, "Hey Siri, why am I still single?" She opened the front camera.
Man, I hate the government.
Sydney Drake is hot. ⛓🖤🥺😩
I like school.
1. You're so dumb, you think Cheerios are donut seeds!
2. You're so fat, you could sell shade!
3. You're just like coconut water, nobody likes you!
4. Have you been shopping lately? Because they're selling lives around the corner, you should go get one!
If being ugly was a crime, you would get a life sentence!!
Are these good?
What type of tea does the Social Justice Warrior avoid?
Reality.
You look like the type of guy to wash his/her hands after a shower! (And don't write in the comments that there are more than 2 genders.)
People who make these jokes are plain crazy, more crazy than Islamic extremists.
Your face needs to be put in the trash so people don't need to suffer.