My best opinion: when life goes to hell, you just go down with it.
I wanna date you.
Said mom, dad said no, you are a horrid, f*cking d*ck.
A man said his bars are lit. I said no, because mine are fire.
Some people are such "treasures" that you just want to bury them.
My son wore his new "Go Vegan" Hoodie for the first time today, and already he's been verbally abused as well as being punched, kicked, & spat on!!!!
And he's not even left the house yet!!!
Q. What's the difference between Danielle Smith and a prostitute?
A. I respect prostitutes.
Guys, should I do it? You know what I mean.
The unicorn was so much better, and I love it!
I’d give you a nasty look, but you already have one, bummer!
You suck.
The joke about is stupid.
If I agreed with Leo, then that wouldn’t solve anything. It would just make BOTH of us dumb.
I just got my COVID vaccine, and this lady said, "You have no idea what you put in your body." I said, "Yet you are eating chorizo."
Pineapple goes on pizza.
My girlfriend's a two, but she's turning three tomorrow.
"The rise of atheism is going to lead to a break down of social morals and lead to all kinds of filth, including an increase in child abuse," said the village priest.
The village scientists did some fact checking. In prison, they found roughly 70% of child abusers were hyper religious before committing the crimes, and another 20% converted to religions to look 'remorseful'. The remaining 10% preferred not to say. They presented the findings to the media.
"Scientists slander good religious folk and ignore the weight of evidence!"
"Is Science biased against religion? You decide in this survey," they reported.
The village priest is living at his majesty's convenience and tells the others he committed armed robbery.
"Why is this a joke? It's not even funny!" said the person reading this, breaking the forth wall.
What is funny is you got to the end of this post and didn't cringe. Why not?
These jokes suck. Lmfao y'all gotta be more creative!
If you think this joke is funny, give it a dislike. If you think it is not funny, give it a like.
All of these are funny. Why are they the "worst jokes ever" lol?
I liked the chocolate mousse cake joke.
