Opinion jokes
I just got my COVID vaccine, and this lady said, "You have no idea what you put in your body." I said, "Yet you are eating chorizo."
You call it Hell. I call it Saunaworld DX.
That bloke Dean's a cunt!
I say these jokes are life saving material. Who's with me?
I am not telling you twice, your mouth stinks, so go burn your house down like a crazy mad woman, and I will call the cops like, "WTH," because you are so fat.
The best joke: you. O wait, I can't even say that because jokes have meaning.
"Goodness, that's what Post Malone sounds like?"
"Give me some pre-Malone hip hop any day!"
I said to my girlfriend nothing can ever make you look ugly...
Because you already look ugly.
Aha, tomato macaroni is bad, hahaha.
(I don't even know what on earth I put here, but okay.)
"Bully," omg, that girl is so ugly.
"Me," Wait, what...ever.
Opinions are like orgasms. The only one that matters is mine and I don't care if you have one.
Abigail Brynn Welch is not funny.
A man said his bars are lit. I said no, because mine are fire.
I wanna date you.
Said mom, dad said no, you are a horrid, f*cking d*ck.
The joke about is stupid.
A pair of Newfoundlanders, watching TV, saw endless big-budget advertisements for mass-produced American beer.
One Newfie turns to the other and says, "They say that stuff is the biggest seller in the States, but I don't see what the big deal is." So they buy a bottle, pour it into a plain jar and decide to get an expert opinion.
They send a sample to a lab in St. John's to have it analyzed.
A day later, the lab results come back: "Your horse has diabetes."
Pineapple goes on pizza.
Bro wtf is all this!?
Like fr tho none of this be funny... messed up af to joke abt sum shii that ppl go thru.
My girlfriend's a two, but she's turning three tomorrow.
Q. What's the difference between my phone battery and an anti-vax kid?
A. Nothing, they both die at ten.