Opinion jokes
That bloke Dean's a cunt!
I say these jokes are life saving material. Who's with me?
"Bully," omg, that girl is so ugly.
"Me," Wait, what...ever.
Aha, tomato macaroni is bad, hahaha.
(I don't even know what on earth I put here, but okay.)
This joke here is the worst.
You call it Hell. I call it Saunaworld DX.
"Goodness, that's what Post Malone sounds like?"
"Give me some pre-Malone hip hop any day!"
Abigail Brynn Welch is not funny.
My best opinion: when life goes to hell, you just go down with it.
I said to my girlfriend nothing can ever make you look ugly...
Because you already look ugly.
A man said his bars are lit. I said no, because mine are fire.
I wanna date you.
Said mom, dad said no, you are a horrid, f*cking d*ck.
The joke about is stupid.
You suck.
A pair of Newfoundlanders, watching TV, saw endless big-budget advertisements for mass-produced American beer.
One Newfie turns to the other and says, "They say that stuff is the biggest seller in the States, but I don't see what the big deal is." So they buy a bottle, pour it into a plain jar and decide to get an expert opinion.
They send a sample to a lab in St. John's to have it analyzed.
A day later, the lab results come back: "Your horse has diabetes."
Pineapple goes on pizza.
My girlfriend's a two, but she's turning three tomorrow.
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All of these are funny. Why are they the "worst jokes ever" lol?
I liked the chocolate mousse cake joke.