Opinion jokes
Aha, tomato macaroni is bad, hahaha.
(I don't even know what on earth I put here, but okay.)
This joke here is the worst.
Opinions are like orgasms. The only one that matters is mine and I don't care if you have one.
"Bully," omg, that girl is so ugly.
"Me," Wait, what...ever.
I said to my girlfriend nothing can ever make you look ugly...
Because you already look ugly.
Me listening to some random lgbtq protester say Its racist to ask somebody if they want free fried chicken
Abigail Brynn Welch is not funny.
My best opinion: when life goes to hell, you just go down with it.
The joke about is stupid.
You call it Hell. I call it Saunaworld DX.
That bloke Dean's a cunt!
I say these jokes are life saving material. Who's with me?
"Goodness, that's what Post Malone sounds like?"
"Give me some pre-Malone hip hop any day!"
A man said his bars are lit. I said no, because mine are fire.
I wanna date you.
Said mom, dad said no, you are a horrid, f*cking d*ck.
You suck.
Pineapple goes on pizza.
Bro wtf is all this!?
Like fr tho none of this be funny... messed up af to joke abt sum shii that ppl go thru.
My girlfriend's a two, but she's turning three tomorrow.
"The rise of atheism is going to lead to a break down of social morals and lead to all kinds of filth, including an increase in child abuse," said the village priest.
The village scientists did some fact checking. In prison, they found roughly 70% of child abusers were hyper religious before committing the crimes, and another 20% converted to religions to look 'remorseful'. The remaining 10% preferred not to say. They presented the findings to the media.
"Scientists slander good religious folk and ignore the weight of evidence!"
"Is Science biased against religion? You decide in this survey," they reported.
The village priest is living at his majesty's convenience and tells the others he committed armed robbery.
"Why is this a joke? It's not even funny!" said the person reading this, breaking the forth wall.
What is funny is you got to the end of this post and didn't cringe. Why not?
If you think this joke is funny, give it a dislike. If you think it is not funny, give it a like.