Opinion jokes

None of these are even funny. Just stupid.

Everyone tells me I need to stop making prostitute jokes.

I guess they're whore-ible.

A man said his bars are lit. I said no, because mine are fire.

I am not telling you twice, your mouth stinks, so go burn your house down like a crazy mad woman, and I will call the cops like, "WTH," because you are so fat.

Why are these jokes bad?

They're literally the worst jokes ever.

Kaleb: Addison, are you okay???

Addison: Not at all. People think I'm annoying and stupid! Do you?

Kaleb: Yes, once I pound you in the ass.

Why do women have cleaner minds than men? Because they change theirs more often.

This shit is disgusting but funny.

I said to my girlfriend nothing can ever make you look ugly...

Because you already look ugly.

A pair of Newfoundlanders, watching TV, saw endless big-budget advertisements for mass-produced American beer.

One Newfie turns to the other and says, "They say that stuff is the biggest seller in the States, but I don't see what the big deal is." So they buy a bottle, pour it into a plain jar and decide to get an expert opinion.

They send a sample to a lab in St. John's to have it analyzed.

A day later, the lab results come back: "Your horse has diabetes."

A feminist asked me how I view lesbian relationships.

Apparently, "in HD" wasn't a good answer.

Hi guys, I'm going to be out for 3 days. Also, quote for the day and advice.

Quote. (Made by me) Don't look back at tomorrow; just look forward today. There are new thoughts, strength, and ideas.

Advice. Sometimes ppl have opinions, and those opinions are probably what you don't like, but don't bring negativity on them just because of what they're saying. If you chose, you probably say, "I don't understand that statement, but it does sound good." This is not a drama site; it's a joking site.

P.S. No hating in these comments.

It was just a prank, and stop calling our humor "plane." In our opinion, it's fire.

I wish you guys all died.

These jokes are all crap.

You people are sick!!!!!!!!!!!!!! None of these are funny. Sick sick sick!!!!!!!

Hey, you person who's scrolling, please leave your HONEST opinion on life. Do you think "life sucks" or "eh, it's okay," etc.? It can be short; if you don't want to, then that's okay.

There are 3 Genders.

1: Man

2: Woman

3: Mentally ill.

If you don't like racist people, isn't that discrimination?

I’m not calling you a slut, I’m calling you a penny.

Two-faced, worthless, and in everyone’s pants!