Opinion jokes
Poop is yummy, fuck!
I am not telling you twice, your mouth stinks, so go burn your house down like a crazy mad woman, and I will call the cops like, "WTH," because you are so fat.
Emo people totally suck!
"Goodness, that's what Post Malone sounds like?"
"Give me some pre-Malone hip hop any day!"
This joke here is the worst.
Memes
Me listening to some random lgbtq protester say Its racist to ask somebody if they want free fried chicken
Aha, tomato macaroni is bad, hahaha.
(I don't even know what on earth I put here, but okay.)
"Bully," omg, that girl is so ugly.
"Me," Wait, what...ever.
Opinions are like orgasms. The only one that matters is mine and I don't care if you have one.
I said to my girlfriend nothing can ever make you look ugly...
Because you already look ugly.
Abigail Brynn Welch is not funny.
A man said his bars are lit. I said no, because mine are fire.
You suck.
I wanna date you.
Said mom, dad said no, you are a horrid, f*cking d*ck.
The joke about is stupid.
Pineapple goes on pizza.
Bro wtf is all this!?
Like fr tho none of this be funny... messed up af to joke abt sum shii that ppl go thru.
My girlfriend's a two, but she's turning three tomorrow.
"The rise of atheism is going to lead to a break down of social morals and lead to all kinds of filth, including an increase in child abuse," said the village priest.
The village scientists did some fact checking. In prison, they found roughly 70% of child abusers were hyper religious before committing the crimes, and another 20% converted to religions to look 'remorseful'. The remaining 10% preferred not to say. They presented the findings to the media.
"Scientists slander good religious folk and ignore the weight of evidence!"
"Is Science biased against religion? You decide in this survey," they reported.
The village priest is living at his majesty's convenience and tells the others he committed armed robbery.
"Why is this a joke? It's not even funny!" said the person reading this, breaking the forth wall.
What is funny is you got to the end of this post and didn't cringe. Why not?
All of these are funny. Why are they the "worst jokes ever" lol?
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