Opinion jokes

Orphans are cool.

Your mom is ugly.

All of them suck.

So a girl says, "You're so ugly to me," and she says, "I’m the prettiest girl." I say, "Yeah, a pretty girl for an ogre 👹!"

Why does Adam go hockey, you might ask?

In my opinion, he shouldn't go because he is bad, but he needs the armor to protect himself from his own step-dad.

My name is Ethan, and I don't find this funny.

Why did the democrats come out of the closet as assholes after they found out that Rush Limbaugh died? Because they don't fear him anymore.

Howard Stern rules, b*tches!

I just wanted to say...

These disabled jokes are quite offensive. I'm not disabled in any way, but people reading might be affected in many ways. Yes, some of them are amusing, but there's a difference between having a joke and being plain rude.

Please take my feedback into account. Thanks!

What is happening? Which is better: being loved or being hated? State your answer.

My friend once said my opinion didn't matter. I said, "Why did you call me a female?"

Guys, this is not funny. Stop.

Normal girl stating her opinion.

My name is Jade Harris. I don’t know if you guys know it, but “rape” jokes are really starting to get sexist and could lead to people getting raped. IT IS MY OPINION PEOPLE DON’T HATE ME! 😡. People are talking about how men are better than women, but men and women are both good. Someone posted about how they hate the media being about women and other bull crap, but fuck it, I hate the media being about both genders. And people sound like fucking rapists here!!! Some boy did story time and then said women are weak and I can rape a women if I feel like it and shit! But no one knows what it feels like to be a women? Only women do. 😠. Women have to have kids with men of course, but it is hard to be a like that. 1. We grow up just the same as men, and men don’t always get judged for dressing except for that stupid pants were we can see your underwear shit, which is pt style. Women are the ones who pay the bills, lose half of there energy and MOST of the time take care of the kids and work for a living men do too. But women get raped and harassed and molested and sexual assaulted/battery/abuse, and when a women wants to dress up how she feels she gets slut shamed for it. So really being a women is harder will being both genders are. Facts!!!

Rape jokes aren't funny.

None of these are even funny. Just stupid.

Why do women have cleaner minds than men? Because they change theirs more often.

A feminist asked me how I view lesbian relationships.

Apparently, "in HD" wasn't a good answer.

I hate people who get offended here, like seriously, it's called dark humor for a reason.

I wish you guys all died.

My doctor called me fat. I told him I wanted a second opinion and he said, "OK, you're ugly too."