Online jokes

Has anybody else noticed that out of nowhere there are always tons of people online? It's kinda trippy if I'm being honest.

Why can't orphans play online games? Because they don't have parents to sign them up.

I'm glad we're all going virtual so I can cuss in front of my class and blame it on my stupid siblings.

Whoever is deleting my messages, comment and say why!

As a 13 year old, online dating is a tough thing. Every time I meet someone new, they end up in jail.

Hey everyone, I'm back because I'm sinking back towards depression because my sister is really being a bitch, and my parents always side with her, and the stress over online school is just getting overwhelming, and I'm seriously considering hanging myself to end it all because the pain is just... terrible, and I feel like I'm not worth life.

Fortnite

My husband told me to make him a sandwich. I was looking online for some comebacks. Someone online said, "You better come back with a goddamn sandwich!"

Q: What's an orphan's favorite part of a website?

A: The homepage.