Online jokes
My name says it all.
I met an amazing girl online. Smart, sexy... uninhibited.
Of course it turned out to be a 12 year old paraplegic boy... I have to admit... The sex was disappointing.
A 28-year-old medical student is auctioning off her virginity online.
For $300K, you can have the worst sex of your life.
Get noob.
Has anybody else noticed that out of nowhere there are always tons of people online? It's kinda trippy if I'm being honest.
Totally real face reveal
Like (DYM 139).
Dear Victims... äh Passengers, we are flying now from Ryadh to New York. Amazing Building... äh Amazing City. There's online, but 2000 there were two Towers... äh Restaurants. We hijack the plane... äh Hi Jack. Jack is my co-pilot, and I said hello. Don‘t scream... History Repea... äh... History never comes back, we are now flying back to the Airport. 💀
Look at the comments.
Some kid online: I f*cked your mom.
Me, an orphan: Jokes on you, I don’t have one!
Why is there no invitation to an internet party for those with laptops? Everyone can get in.
I was at my grandpa's this weekend and I sent my online girlfriend nudes, and when I sent them, my grandpa's phone went off, so he went on his phone, then my girlfriend replied.
I went to the store and bought Minecraft Java Edition.
I found a village, burned it down, and then I went home and played Minecraft.
Women used to fear their nudes getting leaked.
Now it’s $3.99.
What does Can do after eating its vegetables?
Go on eBay to see how much he can sell the wheelchair for.
What did I do with the internet?
Q: What's an orphan's favorite part of a website?
A: The homepage.
I saw three people online on this site... Hope you guys will commit suicide tonight.
What do Call of Duty players say when they shoot up a school?
654-721-8940
(If you understand the joke, you're a god.)
Ayo, who's online :')
Where did Sally go during the bombing? Everywhere.
Your mama is so fat that when she was playing online, she crashed the whole server.