Constitution memes

Weapon

💡 idea. Start a confidential organization that only recruits via invite. Stockpile heavy duty weapons in an si when the time comes we can defend America from any domestic threat. *just a silly idea*

The image shows a painting of the founding fathers signing a document above a US flag, and an assault rifle. Text on the image reads: "2nd Amendment has nothing to do with hunting or home defense. It's about defending our freedom from oppressive government."

Politics

1 year ago

i miss when polotics was just insulting your opponent

A black and white political cartoon depicting a man, King Andrew the First, wearing a crown and royal robes, holding a scepter and a scroll labeled "VETO". He is standing on papers including the Constitution and other legal documents. The text reads "OF VETO MEMORY", "BORN TO COMMAND", "HAD I BEEN CONSULTED", and "KING ANDREW THE FIRST".

Self-defense

1 year ago

The CONSTITUTION is not optional.

The image features a news headline stating, 'Czech government tells its citizens how to fight terrorists: Shoot them yourselves.' Below the headline, several handguns are displayed. The bottom part shows a character holding a pistol from a video game with the text 'we can't expect God to do all the work.'

Jokes

Hi, I'm Saul Goodman. Did you know that you have rights? The Constitution says you do, and so do I. I believe that until proven guilty, every man, woman, and child in this country is innocent, and that's why I fight for you, Albuquerque!

Penis

2 years ago

What's the difference between a gun and a penis?

The American government does not define you as having the constitutional right to a penis.

Rape

3 years ago

How do you get your appeal for rape charges accepted? Say you were expressing your desire for a woman, which is protected under the Constitution in freedom of expression.

Constitution jokes