Random: What are your hobbies?
Me: Bullying kids in WhatsApp groups 💀
Online Jokes
What did MLK Jr. say when he spent the night on the internet?
"Last night I had a meme."
Who will join if I make a WJE Discord server?
I hate this website, lol.
What does Can do after eating its vegetables?
Go on eBay to see how much he can sell the wheelchair for.
What happened to my screen...
Like if you will sub to Patty Mahomes.
Comment if you will sub to Parker Finch.
A) Why don't orphans play Minecraft Online?
Q) Because Technoblade will get their I.P. address and cum to their houses!
Hey everyone, I'm back because I'm sinking back towards depression because my sister is really being a bitch, and my parents always side with her, and the stress over online school is just getting overwhelming, and I'm seriously considering hanging myself to end it all because the pain is just... terrible, and I feel like I'm not worth life.
When your mum sold you on eBay for £2 pound for girls stripper.
Why does an orphan hate the internet?
Because he's always on the homepage.
I met an amazing girl online. Smart, sexy... uninhibited.
Of course it turned out to be a 12 year old paraplegic boy... I have to admit... The sex was disappointing.
"Fortnite battlepass, I just shit out my ass."
Fortnite, Fortnite, did I mention Fortnite, Fortnite, Fortnite?
Why are orphans sad when playing Roblox?
There isn't any parents on Roblox.
OK, OK, what's up with the fake Gwens? I am going to use a test to see who is real or not.
The real Gwen will know this. When did I come onto this website? Next question, what is my real name, and do I go on cursing rampages? Only the real Gwen can complete this test with the right answers.
For all the online haters on me, comment here, be honest.
Look at the comments.
I tried my best using phone sex online, but the thing about it is the holes cannot fit through.
Regular depressed person: I'm depressed, so I'll go see a therapist.
Me: I'm depressed, so I won't do anything about it, work on many projects at the same time, destroying my sanity slowly while relying on caffeine and pills as my only way to take down my headaches, and making memes about it online to help myself cope with the pain.
I was at my grandpa's this weekend and I sent my online girlfriend nudes, and when I sent them, my grandpa's phone went off, so he went on his phone, then my girlfriend replied.
Aunt: On the internet, buying weight loss pills for 15 dollars.
Niece: I found that show on Netflix that you wanted to watch. It's 3 dollars to watch.
Aunt: I'm not paying for that shit.
Niece: Yet you sit there and buy weight loss pills.
