Online jokes

Random: What are your hobbies?

Me: Bullying kids in WhatsApp groups 💀

Some kid online: I f*cked your mom.

Me, an orphan: Jokes on you, I don’t have one!

What were the webs?

What did MLK Jr. say when he spent the night on the internet?

"Last night I had a meme."

I hate this website, lol.

Who will join if I make a WJE Discord server?

A) Why don't orphans play Minecraft Online?

Q) Because Technoblade will get their I.P. address and cum to their houses!

Hey everyone, I'm back because I'm sinking back towards depression because my sister is really being a bitch, and my parents always side with her, and the stress over online school is just getting overwhelming, and I'm seriously considering hanging myself to end it all because the pain is just... terrible, and I feel like I'm not worth life.

I am on the German website.

Why are orphans sad when playing Roblox?

There isn't any parents on Roblox.

Why does an orphan hate the internet?

Because he's always on the homepage.

I met an amazing girl online. Smart, sexy... uninhibited.

Of course it turned out to be a 12 year old paraplegic boy... I have to admit... The sex was disappointing.

"Fortnite battlepass, I just shit out my ass."

Fortnite, Fortnite, did I mention Fortnite, Fortnite, Fortnite?

When your mum sold you on eBay for £2 pound for girls stripper.

OK, OK, what's up with the fake Gwens? I am going to use a test to see who is real or not.

The real Gwen will know this. When did I come onto this website? Next question, what is my real name, and do I go on cursing rampages? Only the real Gwen can complete this test with the right answers.

For all the online haters on me, comment here, be honest.

I tried my best using phone sex online, but the thing about it is the holes cannot fit through.

Look at the comments.

Regular depressed person: I'm depressed, so I'll go see a therapist.

Me: I'm depressed, so I won't do anything about it, work on many projects at the same time, destroying my sanity slowly while relying on caffeine and pills as my only way to take down my headaches, and making memes about it online to help myself cope with the pain.

I was at my grandpa's this weekend and I sent my online girlfriend nudes, and when I sent them, my grandpa's phone went off, so he went on his phone, then my girlfriend replied.