Staff Jokes

Lily
in German

A German went to France for holiday and here is the scene, French border staff: Occupation? German: No, no, no, just visiting.

5
Yeet.

What did the make-a-wish kid say to the staff? “I don’t wanna go to disneyland, I wanna live longer.”

in America

A plane is going to crash there are four passengers and only three parachutes. all the staff are safe and are gone, leaving the passengers. Ryan Reynolds is the first he says, my fans need me and jumps, Donald trump takes another and says I am the smartest president, jumps, leaving one. There is a pope and a boy left. The pope says child, my life is over and yours has just begun, take the last parachute. The boy replies don’t worry - Donald took my backpack.

Allan C.
in School

We have a new member of staff here today. He has no arms, no legs and no body. He will be known as “The Head”.

Prankster prank phone calls.
in Funny

Prank phone calls. I did this prank last week, I picked the not so big buisness and places to do pranks phone calls. Burger King. Jcpennys. and nighbors. I will tell you what I said. Me: "Hello this is…Zariana and I am from New York." Burger king staff: "Will we work in Florida." Me: "Good now I want a large cake with some salad…with some eggnog…and some baby food" Burger king: “We don’t serve any of that ma’am.” Me: "And I want it to go please!" Burger king staff: “Sorry ma’am we don’t ha- " And I hung up on him right before he could say have. Now JCPenneys ordering. Me: “Hello this is Trina from south carolina.” Jcpennys register: “Yes what can I don for you ma’am ?” Me: “Excuse me”? Jcpennys register: “I was asking if there is anything you need help with ma’am.” Me: “Sorry I can’t hear you…what!” Jcpennys register: “WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE TO ORDER MA’AM.” Me: “I still can’t hear you! Say that again!!!” Jcpennys register: “Ma’am can you hear correclty?” Me: “YES I CAN…NOW YOUR GOING TO BODY SHAME THEN I WILL GIVE YOU A 1 STAR RATTING!!!” Jcpennys register: “No ma’am I was just saying tha-” Hung up. Next one was on my nigbores. Mrs. Jarkinson. Me: “Hello, sorry to bother you but do you know what this word mean fhermkrekm”? Mrs. Jarkinson: “What who is this?” Me: “Ummm…Mrs. Keris!” Mrs. Jarkinson: " So what does what word mean again?’’ Me: " fnjfnjrfnjr!” Mrs. Jarkinson: “What!!!” Me: “fnjefnj” Mrs. Jarkinson: SO SORRY WHAT!!! Me: “Never mind!” Hehehe! Hung up on here now Mr. Morris. Me: “Hola Sr. Morris. que pasa” Mr. Morris: “Sorry what I don’t speake spanish!” Me: “Está bien … di que no me hagas caso, ¡solo necesito ayuda!” Btw I used tranlater app and I learned really quickly! Mr. Morris: “What does that even mean!” Me: “Sí señor, veo dónde está su cabeza, pero ¿cómo se hace algún libro? ¿Me parece muy difícil? Jejejeje!” Mr. Morris: WHAT DOES THIS EVEN MEAN THOUGH!!! Me: “No señor, no se rinda en el primer intento de ballet! Debería ser fácil … di de qué te quejas? Oh sorry I have to go!” Mr. Morris: “Wait but what does tha-” I bet your wondering how I got these phone calls rememberd will I recorded them! I don’t how but I did. Btw Not spanish just learn really quickly.

#SHUT THE HELL UP GWEN DON'T EVEN DATE PRINCE ON FACE BOOK!!!!!!!! I HATE IT WHEN UR HAPPY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Gwen: Hi sir how are you? Tj: Good… you? Gwen: I am super duper good! And where is your date It seems like you need one 😉! Tj: 😏. Gwen: Here this is your guest hall pass…you may…come in my friend! Tj: Thanks but um don’t you think you should be um getting in side too? Gwen: 🙁. No thanks sir but I have to work…I am the staff so bye! 😁. Tj: NO!!!

1 day later. Gwen: 🤕🤕🤕🤕🤕🤕🤰🤰🤰👩‍👧‍👦

hehe

make a wish kid: i want to meet mac miller make a wish staff: you will soon chief

Anonymous

Make a wish Kid: I don’t want to go to Disney World, I just want to keep living my life

Make a Wish Staff: Get the F*** out

Stephanie
in Parent

Hi I love you 06/02/2020 3:19 PM Updated - Grad 2020 Commencement Groupings Updated - Grad 2020 Commencement Schedule.pdfDear Grad Parents,Please pass the attached Commencement schedule on to your graduate(s).  We ask that students arrive 15 minutes prior to their scheduled time and that they do not arrive early.  Staff will greet the students outside the main entrance.  Students may wear cap and gowns and/or formal wear.There will be more information to follow in the coming days.Thank you.

(Shared from the “Wolves E-genda” app.)

Anonymous
in Nut

06/02/2020 3:19 PM Updated - Grad 2020 Commencement Groupings Updated - Grad 2020 Commencement Schedule.pdfDear Grad Parents,Please pass the attached Commencement schedule on to your graduate(s).  We ask that students arrive 15 minutes prior to their scheduled time and that they do not arrive early.  Staff will greet the students outside the main entrance.  Students may wear cap and gowns and/or formal wear.There will be more information to follow in the coming days.Thank you.

(Shared from the “Wolves E-genda” app.)