Online

Online jokes

Roblox

add me in Roblox wholetthedogsoutyou1 lol who let the dogs out you you you you you?

Date

I have no problem getting dates online. I’ve also had luck with almonds, cashews, and walnuts.

Memes

Life

Yeah man! Life is wonderful! But, when you realize all of the ones you loved were fake.

And when you die, does your online friends notice? How will they notice? Or will they ever notice? Is 13 age too young for dying? Am I just paranoid? I'm scared.

Night

I was playing Warzone last night, and I shot my teammate that said they were emo. When I shot him, another player did, and it said "assist kill."

Bird

Why are birds good at social media?

Because they "tweet" all the time!?

Student

A 28-year-old medical student is auctioning off her virginity online.

For $300K, you can have the worst sex of your life.

Suicide

What do you do if your online friend wants to commit suicide? You can't do anything, he's already on line.

Question

Hello everyone, now a question to make it in there is no right or wrong answer, but who here has watched fireb0rn??

Boyfriend

Gwen, if you're reading this, the link I sent is for you and your boyfriend to chat and stuff. No one shall bother you! Pinky pinky!

Btw, do you know how I am cause if do then I am related to Kenya and my name starts with T? Don't worry, just chat with your boyfriend.

Son

What's the similarity between my son and a rug from eBay? I asked for a refund.

Store

I went to the store and bought Minecraft Java Edition.

I found a village, burned it down, and then I went home and played Minecraft.

Windows

Windows could not connect to the Internet, would you like to search online for a solution to this problem?