Online jokes

What website should you go to to look up LSD dealers?

TripAdvisor.com

add me in Roblox wholetthedogsoutyou1 lol who let the dogs out you you you you you?

I have no problem getting dates online. I’ve also had luck with almonds, cashews, and walnuts.

Nearly 40% of the world have been in a relationship; the 60% are worstjokesever.com users.

Yeah man! Life is wonderful! But, when you realize all of the ones you loved were fake.

And when you die, does your online friends notice? How will they notice? Or will they ever notice? Is 13 age too young for dying? Am I just paranoid? I'm scared.

I was playing Warzone last night, and I shot my teammate that said they were emo. When I shot him, another player did, and it said "assist kill."

Ayo, who's online :')

A 28-year-old medical student is auctioning off her virginity online.

For $300K, you can have the worst sex of your life.

Why are birds good at social media?

Because they "tweet" all the time!?

Hello everyone, now a question to make it in there is no right or wrong answer, but who here has watched fireb0rn??

What do you do if your online friend wants to commit suicide? You can't do anything, he's already on line.

Gwen, if you're reading this, the link I sent is for you and your boyfriend to chat and stuff. No one shall bother you! Pinky pinky!

Btw, do you know how I am cause if do then I am related to Kenya and my name starts with T? Don't worry, just chat with your boyfriend.

You'll never be lonely at cousinsonly.com.

What is an orphanage's favorite Roblox game?

"Adopt Me."

Men and women are not equal, speaking biologically and mentally. I don't care what other feminists say. Men are naturally physically stronger, while women are more mentally stable (sometimes). The internet and the media will lie. You feminists say that you are stronger. Well, you wish. You can't hit a girl because she is more sensitive, but she says she is stronger. Like, what the hell?

We're not sexist men; you're sexist women. And BTW, you'll rot in hell for hating God's creation. And also, men were created before women. Search it up in the Bible or online.

I troll under different usernames. I'm a bit all over the place mentally.

Join the Kahoot!

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Windows could not connect to the Internet, would you like to search online for a solution to this problem?

What did I do with the internet?

I went to the store and bought Minecraft Java Edition.

I found a village, burned it down, and then I went home and played Minecraft.