Online jokes
"Fortnite battlepass, I just shit out my ass."
Fortnite, Fortnite, did I mention Fortnite, Fortnite, Fortnite?
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Opal didn't hack RapBoat's account, she WAS RapBoat the whole time.
Whoever is deleting my messages, comment and say why!
Hey everyone, I'm back because I'm sinking back towards depression because my sister is really being a bitch, and my parents always side with her, and the stress over online school is just getting overwhelming, and I'm seriously considering hanging myself to end it all because the pain is just... terrible, and I feel like I'm not worth life.
I'm glad we're all going virtual so I can cuss in front of my class and blame it on my stupid siblings.
Why does an orphan hate the internet?
Because he's always on the homepage.
Why do bugs hate the internet?
Because they always get caught.
Get it? Inter-net?
I am sooooooo bored, Gwen, can you please get on, or anybody, since I'm weirdly obsessed with Gwen.
OK, OK, what's up with the fake Gwens? I am going to use a test to see who is real or not.
The real Gwen will know this. When did I come onto this website? Next question, what is my real name, and do I go on cursing rampages? Only the real Gwen can complete this test with the right answers.
When you break up with your online girlfriend, and you hear your uncle crying in the other room.
Aunt: On the internet, buying weight loss pills for 15 dollars.
Niece: I found that show on Netflix that you wanted to watch. It's 3 dollars to watch.
Aunt: I'm not paying for that shit.
Niece: Yet you sit there and buy weight loss pills.
What is an orphan's favorite Roblox game?
Adopt Me.
Yeah man! Life is wonderful! But, when you realize all of the ones you loved were fake.
And when you die, does your online friends notice? How will they notice? Or will they ever notice? Is 13 age too young for dying? Am I just paranoid? I'm scared.
Has anybody else noticed that out of nowhere there are always tons of people online? It's kinda trippy if I'm being honest.
Look at the comments.
Nearly 40% of the world have been in a relationship; the 60% are worstjokesever.com users.
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Some kid online: I f*cked your mom.
Me, an orphan: Jokes on you, I don’t have one!
Gwen, I am not gay. There is some stupid faker online! I swear on my life that I am not!
Btw, if I was gay, then why am I chatting and dating a girl?