Online jokes
I have no problem getting dates online. I鈥檝e also had luck with almonds, cashews, and walnuts.
Why do bugs hate the internet?
Because they always get caught.
Get it? Inter-net?
add me in Roblox wholetthedogsoutyou1 lol who let the dogs out you you you you you?
If your wife has boxes and boxes ending up at your front door from her online shopping habit, tell her that you鈥檝e only had one box through the marriage and that she should be happy.
Ayo, who's online :')
Yeah man! Life is wonderful! But, when you realize all of the ones you loved were fake.
And when you die, does your online friends notice? How will they notice? Or will they ever notice? Is 13 age too young for dying? Am I just paranoid? I'm scared.
I was playing Warzone last night, and I shot my teammate that said they were emo. When I shot him, another player did, and it said "assist kill."
Nearly 40% of the world have been in a relationship; the 60% are worstjokesever.com users.
A 28-year-old medical student is auctioning off her virginity online.
For $300K, you can have the worst sex of your life.
Why are birds good at social media?
Because they "tweet" all the time!?
What is an orphanage's favorite Roblox game?
"Adopt Me."
What do you do if your online friend wants to commit suicide? You can't do anything, he's already on line.
Hello everyone, now a question to make it in there is no right or wrong answer, but who here has watched fireb0rn??
Gwen, if you're reading this, the link I sent is for you and your boyfriend to chat and stuff. No one shall bother you! Pinky pinky!
Btw, do you know how I am cause if do then I am related to Kenya and my name starts with T? Don't worry, just chat with your boyfriend.
You'll never be lonely at cousinsonly.com.
What's the similarity between my son and a rug from eBay? I asked for a refund.
Windows could not connect to the Internet, would you like to search online for a solution to this problem?
Join the Kahoot!
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I troll under different usernames. I'm a bit all over the place mentally.
Anyone on this app is homeless and has no point in life. Well, I'm on this app 24/7, so do I have no point in life 24/7, or am I just weird and unwanted?