Online jokes

If your wife has boxes and boxes ending up at your front door from her online shopping habit, tell her that you’ve only had one box through the marriage and that she should be happy.

Opal didn't hack RapBoat's account, she WAS RapBoat the whole time.

What website should you go to to look up LSD dealers?

TripAdvisor.com

What does Can do after eating its vegetables?

Go on eBay to see how much he can sell the wheelchair for.

This is not a joke. Stop online dating.

Dear Victims... äh Passengers, we are flying now from Ryadh to New York. Amazing Building... äh Amazing City. There's online, but 2000 there were two Towers... äh Restaurants. We hijack the plane... äh Hi Jack. Jack is my co-pilot, and I said hello. Don‘t scream... History Repea... äh... History never comes back, we are now flying back to the Airport. 💀

Women used to fear their nudes getting leaked.

Now it’s $3.99.

Regular depressed person: I'm depressed, so I'll go see a therapist.

Me: I'm depressed, so I won't do anything about it, work on many projects at the same time, destroying my sanity slowly while relying on caffeine and pills as my only way to take down my headaches, and making memes about it online to help myself cope with the pain.

I am on the German website.

When does a dyslexic person know when they've spelt their address wrong?

When it fails to turn up.

What's an orphan's favorite Roblox game?

Adopt Me!

Like if you will sub to Patty Mahomes.

Comment if you will sub to Parker Finch.

What's the similarity between my son and a rug from eBay? I asked for a refund.

Grew up playing Fruit Ninja on my iPad. Spent time with my online sister playing multiplayer.

Now I play it in school with an awesome small steel blade.

I’m not allowed my phone during school hours and I have to give it in at the start of the day...

When your mum sold you on eBay for £2 pound for girls stripper.

What were the webs?

I get paid more than $200 to $400 per hour for working online. I heard about this job 3 months ago, and after joining this, I have earned easily $30k from this without having online working skills. Simply give it a shot on the accompanying site...

Here is I started.............>> fixpay1.blogspot.com

Ayo, who's online :')

I saw three people online on this site... Hope you guys will commit suicide tonight.

Hey guys, it's Hailey here.

I'ma start off with henlo ;-;

I know you guys aren't going to believe me because of the assholes who were faking to be me, but if you can try to believe me, I'll explain.

So, Jake, we can't really be together anymore, since we no longer can chat. I'm so sorry.

Basically, my parents caught us on here as you realized. Yayyyy.

I don't have time to say anything else. So I've gotta go, but thankyou guys for everything you did for me.

Also, you won't get any response from me so yea. So sorry guys ;-;