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The Banana Guy

A white cat with black spots is in focus, staring at the viewer. The text on the image reads: "I HATE WHEN WEBSITES ASK: "ARE YOU A HUMAN?" LIKE NO, I'M A DINOSAUR THAT FORGOT TO DIE 100 MILLION YEARS AGO"

daz_potato

Ah yes this website is made out of the website

The image is a three-panel cartoon meme. The first panel shows a monster with multiple eyes and fangs saying, "A father has his role as the father." The second panel shows a pale woman with red marks on her face saying, "and the mother has her role as the mother." The third panel shows Buzz Lightyear with his arm extended into a phallic shape saying, "hmm yes the floor here is made out of floor."

Anonymous

Took me about 15 seconds of staring in confusion to figure out how the illusion worked

A kitten sits in a green bowl. The bowl's shadow is visible on the ground, and it appears that the bowl is floating, creating an optical illusion. The image is on a website called Memedroid with menu items on the left and popular taggs on the right.

MisterDussel

The perfect Dating Website doesnt exis-

A split image with a protogen character on the left and a text on the right saying: "Gay Hot~Fluffy~Protogens in YOUR area NOW!!!!!! These boys desperately want a boyfriend! Join now! *warning* these boys will pursue you."

Heroin Monkey

A screenshot of a comment on Pornhub. The comment reads: "Why are you doing this? Please come home. Your father and I are heartbroken."

Ohiobootytickler

New friend new, new Website, new child porn

A person dressed as Barney the Dinosaur is hugging a child in front of a tan brick wall.

ℌ𝔲𝔫𝔱𝔢𝔯 𝔬𝔣 𝔅𝔩𝔬𝔬𝔡

The image shows a meme featuring two panels. The upper panel shows Winnie the Pooh with an awkward expression and prominent teeth, accompanied by the text "Worstjokesever.com light mode." The lower panel depicts Winnie the Pooh in a tuxedo, smiling confidently, with the text "Worstjokesever.com dark mode."

DaRey1Cray

I FAMOUS NOW GUYS

A screenshot of a Google search result for the term "TheUsedFleshlightConnoisseur." The search results include links to worstjokesever.com and an Instagram post by rufuswainwright.

Toast ツ

A picture of the character Ralph from the movie "Wreck-It Ralph". The text on the picture says "GO TO FORTNITEBURGER.NET. JUST TRUST ME DO IT."

MisterDussel

POV:Your Reaction,that you finally can upload Memes on this Website

A yellow emoji with sunglasses, a thumbs-up and shoes smiles with visible teeth.

Anonymous

The image shows a text stating, "There are 2 types of people," followed by two comments. The first comment, by "Heroin Monkey," reads, "daddy diddy is cumming." The second comment, by "rylee!!," reads, "I get this is a jokes site but other people have convos as well on here. It's not just me and ethan so please stop."

Toast ツ

Toast ツ

When you see it, you won't be able to unsee it

A screenshot of the time.is website, showing the current time as 09:45:00.134. The time is displayed in a large font. Text in greek says "You have exactly the correct time!" Also listed are time zones for Los Angeles, New York, London, Paris, Moscow, Beijing, and Tokyo.

Heroin Monkey

A sticker design featuring the word "CERTIFIED" above a race car, with a mushroom cloud behind it. Below the car, the word "RACIST" is written in capital letters. The sticker is on an Amazon page for a product titled: "(3 Pcs) Certified Racist Sticker Funny Racist Meme Stickers Rac..."

Lil’ bro

On official McDonald’s website

A little girl is on a slide next to an advertisement for McDonald's PlayPlaces & Parties. The ad copy reads, "There's no party like a McDonald's party." There is also a button to "Find a PlayPlace".

Anonymous

My disappointment in this website

A close-up of Kermit the Frog looking displeased with a hand in front of him, as if to say "stop."

sonicjokesmemesandposts

if i had 8 good women what does that mean

A screenshot of a text explaining a calculation. The text states that, according to Kanye West, one good girl is worth a thousand bitches, and according to Lil Wayne, bitches are cheap. The text calculates that, therefore, one good girl is worth $8.33. It refers to this as a 'basic equation substitution method' and 'could be a SAT question'

DIANEE

Aw, Snap

A pixel art image of a sad looking folder icon with two Xs for eyes, and a frown below, accompanied by the text "Aw, Snap!"

rapboat

A photo of Drake is shown above text from The Guardian that reads, "Drake. CANADIAN RAPPER DRAKE, 37, FOUND HIMSELF SCREAMING IN HOTEL ROOM NOT WANTING TO SELF DESTRUCT."

Silly Sonka

Bruh

A cartoon character from the Simpsons is seen changing a counter that reads "Days Without Getting Copyrighted by a Ballsack Mating Website". The counter shows 0. The text "YouTube" is written below the counter.