Cyber jokes

Cyber Monday

Cyber bully: Your mom giey.

Me: nO U

As a 13 year old, online dating is a tough thing.

Every time I meet someone new, they end up in jail.

The whole reason he is dead is because he kept hitting "Remind me later" on his Windows Updates.

I think my neighbor is stalking me as she's been googling my name on her computer.

I saw it through my telescope last night.

I saw a little kid on their bike before. So I ran home to see if it was mine. Mine was still chained up, so we’re good.

Imagine you're playing GTA and you finally found out how to take out a gun: Option 1: shoot someone Option 2: suicide

Me: Aren't they the same thing?