Cyber jokes

Cyber Monday

Cyber bully: Your mom giey.

Me: nO U

"Kill yourself. Stop thinking whether or not to do it, you dumb fucking cunt, no one likes you. Jump off a fucking 3 story building, bitch."

I saw a cyclist in the road today, so I ran over him and he said in a robotic voice, "SHUTTING DOWN!"

I said to Google, "How do I kill someone?" Then I got https://www.wired.com/story/dark-web-bitcoin-murder-cottage-grove in the front. Before you click it, it says, "If you want to kill someone, we are the right guys." How the f*** did this get in Google?

Damn, the terrorists from CS:GO really do be learning to fly.

My Mom said she's going to kill me if I don't stop using my computer.