Cyber jokes

Cyber Monday

Cyber bully: Your mom giey.

Me: nO U

Give a man a gun, and he will rob a bank.

Give a man a bank, and he will rob everyone.

I said to Google, "How do I kill someone?" Then I got https://www.wired.com/story/dark-web-bitcoin-murder-cottage-grove in the front. Before you click it, it says, "If you want to kill someone, we are the right guys." How the f*** did this get in Google?

As a 13 year old, online dating is a tough thing.

Every time I meet someone new, they end up in jail.

The whole reason he is dead is because he kept hitting "Remind me later" on his Windows Updates.

I think my neighbor is stalking me as she's been googling my name on her computer.

I saw it through my telescope last night.