One jokes

Thanks to an unfortunate typo, it's the most one-sided action movie ever.

Alen vs. Predator.

No one:

Taeil: "Happy Christmas~"

Haechan: "It's Merry Christmas."

Famous last words: I COULD EAT THIS IN ONE BITE!

Two cunts are better than one, but one cunt is better than none.

A Buddhist walks up to a hot dog stand and says, "Make me one with everything."

You should go soul searching. Maybe you'll find one.

Bin Laden’s kid comes sad from school.

“Dad, I got an F in Geography class!”

“Why is that?”

“The teacher asked me what’s the tallest building in New York and I said ‘Empire State Building.’”

Bin Laden waits a moment and then replies, “Let dad handle this one.”

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are all in the 9th grade. Which one is the sexiest?

The blonde, because she’s the only one who’s 18.

What's the difference between the milkman and my dad?

Nothing, they are both one thing except he never returns with milk.

(I've been eating cereal with water COMBINATION!)

This is how big cats were named.

"I HATE BIG CATS. THAT ONE IS A LIAR, THAT ONE IS A CHEATER. THE ONE IS A POO-MA."

"Lion. Cheetah. Puma. You're getting a promotion."

Did you hear about the woman who put her husband’s ashes in a burrito?

He gets to tear that ass up one more time.

My dad told me a joke one time. When I realized the joke, the second tower was hit.

Q: What's the difference between a nun and a woman in a bathtub?

A: One has hope in her soul and one has soap in her hole.

What’s the difference between my ex and a unicycle?

A unicycle can only take one person at a time.

Why did Severus Snape cross the road wearing an invisibility cloak?

So no one would know what side he was on.

This bitch got mad at me because I couldn’t last four strokes. What the fuck are you mad at me for? My grandpa didn’t even survive one.

There are a lot of upsides to being an orphan.

For one, you never have to worry about your jokes being family friendly.

I like my girlfriend's new secondary school uniform, I guess, but doesn’t beat her old primary school one. 😀

Two terrorists walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "What can I get you?"

The terrorists both say, "A beer."

The bartender overhears them talking about how they will kill 300 people and a donkey. The bartender says, "Why a donkey?"

One terrorist says, "See, I told you no one would care about the people!"

Quote of the day: It's never too late to be what you wished you were.

Hope y'all are having a great day! I just got back from a volleyball tournament that I had to be up at 5 AM for! We played three games and won the last one. We advanced and are playing a few more tomorrow. Wish me and my team good luck!