One jokes
Why do fathers take an extra pair of socks when they go golfing?
In case they get a hole in one!
Why don’t violists play hide and seek?
Because no one will look for them.
Gather 6 friends to play Russian roulette, and one's mind will be blown away.
What do you call an orphan in a room full of mirrors? Surrounded by loved ones.
Yo mama so fat that she broke the scale when she put one foot on it.
What's the difference between a blonde and the Panama Canal?
One's a busy ditch.
A Buddhist walks up to a hot dog stand and says, "Make me one with everything."
One day I threw a boomerang...
Now I live in constant fear.
I am crying tears of joy rn.😭 I was wrongfully denied my visa. ☠️ They took me to the Q&A section, that I needed to answer one simple question for my visa to be granted.
The question was the original synonym of Bench. I shakily answered "Pristiano Penaldo" 😭. I was right guys ✅🛫
Why is Jesus in pieces?
Because a one man band is Nine Inch Nails.
Why are there 30 bullets in one clip?
Because that's the average classroom size.
What do you call a different spaghetti? An impasta!
PAPYRUS: WHAT DO YOU CALL A DIFFERENT SPAGHETTI SANS?
SANS: What?
PAPYRUS: AN IMPASTA!
SANS: Good one.
What is the difference between a woman and my fridge?
Only one moans when I put my meat in it.
When Ariana Grande broke up with Pete, she said, "I have one less problem without you."
So, one day a teacher asked, "How many of you have thought of committing suicide?" Half of the class raised their hand, but the teacher said, "Where are Jesse and John?"
"My dick fell off in the shower!" suddenly a bright flash of white lights. You see God smiling at you. "Joseph, where is your wiener, little one?" He says, chuckling lightly.
Thanks to an unfortunate typo, it's the most one-sided action movie ever.
Alen vs. Predator.
No one:
Taeil: "Happy Christmas~"
Haechan: "It's Merry Christmas."
1+1? Too hard.
Famous last words: I COULD EAT THIS IN ONE BITE!