One jokes
Why am I so successful?
When I was told to go big or go home, I only had one option.
Ok guys, I have one last joke (for now).
What do you call it when Panera is over?
Panera end.
Why is Jesus in pieces?
Because a one man band is Nine Inch Nails.
Is it possible for an orphan to go on an away trip?
No, because they already are on one.
Why are friends good at dodgeball? Because no one misses them.
That one stupid kid in class :
It's sad someone has ligma.
What part of "Another One Bites the Dust" do you sing to a disabled person to make fun of them? "I'm standing on my own two feet."
Orphans are like vegans, no one ever remembers the nice ones.
I am crying tears of joy rn.😭 I was wrongfully denied my visa. ☠️ They took me to the Q&A section, that I needed to answer one simple question for my visa to be granted.
The question was the original synonym of Bench. I shakily answered "Pristiano Penaldo" 😭. I was right guys ✅🛫
Why are there 30 bullets in one clip?
Because that's the average classroom size.
What is the difference between a woman and my fridge?
Only one moans when I put my meat in it.
Here’s one for the Aussies: What’s the difference between an echidna and a police car? All the pricks are on the inside.
Why do fathers take an extra pair of socks when they go golfing?
In case they get a hole in one!
Gather 6 friends to play Russian roulette, and one's mind will be blown away.
Why don’t violists play hide and seek?
Because no one will look for them.
What do you call an orphan in a room full of mirrors? Surrounded by loved ones.
Yeah man! Life is wonderful! But, when you realize all of the ones you loved were fake.
And when you die, does your online friends notice? How will they notice? Or will they ever notice? Is 13 age too young for dying? Am I just paranoid? I'm scared.
Why can’t orphans be gay?
Because they have no one to call daddy.
A kid went and got a haircut. The day after, he went to school, and a friend says, "I like your cut." He replies, "Which one?"
Yo mama so fat that she broke the scale when she put one foot on it.