One jokes
Two cunts are better than one, but one cunt is better than none.
A Buddhist walks up to a hot dog stand and says, "Make me one with everything."
What's the difference between a blonde and the Panama Canal?
One's a busy ditch.
Yo mama so fat, when she made a joke, only one person laughed at it: the pavement. It was absolutely cracking up!
Why do orphans not care about sleep? Because they have no one to wake up to.
One day I threw a boomerang...
Now I live in constant fear.
What’s the difference between a child and someone who has been kidnapped?
One of them is a domesticated pet.
Q: What did one gay cowboy say to the other gay cowboy?
A: Hayyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!
The guard caught one of the fugitives as he tried to escape. All he said was...
"Don't let your guard down."
What are two plus sides to being an orphan?
1. All your snacks are family sized.
2. No one can make jokes about your mama.
Two boys were at a lake, and they went to a bush and saw a naked lady.
One ran away, the other one followed the one who ran and asked why he ran. The boy answered, "My mum told me if I saw a naked lady I would turn to stone. I ran away because I felt something get hard."
My late grandpa was always popular with women. One day, before he died, I asked him what his secret was. He said, "I inherited a watering hole."
Bewildered, I replied, "What does that have to do with anything?"
"I could easily get anyone wet because I was well endowed."
There was one kid that came home from school and asked his mom what dark humor was.
She said, "Well son, do you see that guy over there across the road? Go give him a high-five."
Son said, "But I can't see."
Mom said, "That's the point."
I am never wrong. One time I thought I was wrong, but I was mistaken.
I have a better method of abortion than currently used. It's like a regular one, except you can get free food out of it... We're about to give baby-back ribs a whole new meaning.
The Twin Towers ordered a sesame bagel. They got the plane one instead.
Which one would be better to fuck, a fat bitch or a skinny bitch?
Why do animators like Christianity?
Because Jesus was the one who invented T-Pose.
Why am I so successful?
When I was told to go big or go home, I only had one option.
Ok guys, I have one last joke (for now).
What do you call it when Panera is over?
Panera end.