One jokes

I am never wrong. One time I thought I was wrong, but I was mistaken.

There was one kid that came home from school and asked his mom what dark humor was.

She said, "Well son, do you see that guy over there across the road? Go give him a high-five."

Son said, "But I can't see."

Mom said, "That's the point."

Q: What did one gay cowboy say to the other gay cowboy?

A: Hayyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!

1+1? Too hard.

One day I threw a boomerang...

Now I live in constant fear.

The guard caught one of the fugitives as he tried to escape. All he said was...

"Don't let your guard down."

Thanks to an unfortunate typo, it's the most one-sided action movie ever.

Alen vs. Predator.

No one:

Taeil: "Happy Christmas~"

Haechan: "It's Merry Christmas."

"My dick fell off in the shower!" suddenly a bright flash of white lights. You see God smiling at you. "Joseph, where is your wiener, little one?" He says, chuckling lightly.

When Ariana Grande broke up with Pete, she said, "I have one less problem without you."

So, one day a teacher asked, "How many of you have thought of committing suicide?" Half of the class raised their hand, but the teacher said, "Where are Jesse and John?"

Famous last words: I COULD EAT THIS IN ONE BITE!

Two cunts are better than one, but one cunt is better than none.

A Buddhist walks up to a hot dog stand and says, "Make me one with everything."

What's the difference between a blonde and the Panama Canal?

One's a busy ditch.

If your wife has boxes and boxes ending up at your front door from her online shopping habit, tell her that you’ve only had one box through the marriage and that she should be happy.

Q: What did Britney say to Kevin when they were in bed?

A: "Hit me baby one more time."

Why do animators like Christianity?

Because Jesus was the one who invented T-Pose.

What's a benefit of being an orphan?

No one makes yo mama jokes to you.

Yo mama so fat, when she made a joke, only one person laughed at it: the pavement. It was absolutely cracking up!