One jokes

I have a better method of abortion than currently used. It's like a regular one, except you can get free food out of it... We're about to give baby-back ribs a whole new meaning.

My late grandpa was always popular with women. One day, before he died, I asked him what his secret was. He said, "I inherited a watering hole."

Bewildered, I replied, "What does that have to do with anything?"

"I could easily get anyone wet because I was well endowed."

It's sad someone has ligma.

One day I threw a boomerang...

Now I live in constant fear.

What’s the difference between a child and someone who has been kidnapped?

One of them is a domesticated pet.

Q: What did one gay cowboy say to the other gay cowboy?

A: Hayyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!

Yeah man! Life is wonderful! But, when you realize all of the ones you loved were fake.

And when you die, does your online friends notice? How will they notice? Or will they ever notice? Is 13 age too young for dying? Am I just paranoid? I'm scared.

Why do orphans not care about sleep? Because they have no one to wake up to.

Why did one emo say to the other?

"I like your cuts, G."

A kid went and got a haircut. The day after, he went to school, and a friend says, "I like your cut." He replies, "Which one?"

Why can’t orphans be gay?

Because they have no one to call daddy.

Why don’t violists play hide and seek?

Because no one will look for them.

Gather 6 friends to play Russian roulette, and one's mind will be blown away.

Why do fathers take an extra pair of socks when they go golfing?

In case they get a hole in one!

What do you call an orphan in a room full of mirrors? Surrounded by loved ones.

What do you call a different spaghetti? An impasta!

PAPYRUS: WHAT DO YOU CALL A DIFFERENT SPAGHETTI SANS?

SANS: What?

PAPYRUS: AN IMPASTA!

SANS: Good one.

Yo mama so fat that she broke the scale when she put one foot on it.

What's the difference between a blonde and the Panama Canal?

One's a busy ditch.

Thanks to an unfortunate typo, it's the most one-sided action movie ever.

Alen vs. Predator.

No one:

Taeil: "Happy Christmas~"

Haechan: "It's Merry Christmas."