One jokes

Why am I so successful?

When I was told to go big or go home, I only had one option.

What's the difference between a blonde and the Panama Canal?

One's a busy ditch.

A Buddhist walks up to a hot dog stand and says, "Make me one with everything."

One day I threw a boomerang...

Now I live in constant fear.

Why do orphans not care about sleep? Because they have no one to wake up to.

Why do fathers take an extra pair of socks when they go golfing?

In case they get a hole in one!

Why don’t violists play hide and seek?

Because no one will look for them.

Gather 6 friends to play Russian roulette, and one's mind will be blown away.

Yeah man! Life is wonderful! But, when you realize all of the ones you loved were fake.

And when you die, does your online friends notice? How will they notice? Or will they ever notice? Is 13 age too young for dying? Am I just paranoid? I'm scared.

Why can’t orphans be gay?

Because they have no one to call daddy.

A kid went and got a haircut. The day after, he went to school, and a friend says, "I like your cut." He replies, "Which one?"

Why did one emo say to the other?

"I like your cuts, G."

I like my girlfriend's new secondary school uniform, I guess, but doesn’t beat her old primary school one. 😀

What part of "Another One Bites the Dust" do you sing to a disabled person to make fun of them? "I'm standing on my own two feet."

Orphans are like vegans, no one ever remembers the nice ones.

Is it possible for an orphan to go on an away trip?

No, because they already are on one.

Why is Jesus in pieces?

Because a one man band is Nine Inch Nails.

I am crying tears of joy rn.😭 I was wrongfully denied my visa. ☠️ They took me to the Q&A section, that I needed to answer one simple question for my visa to be granted.

The question was the original synonym of Bench. I shakily answered "Pristiano Penaldo" 😭. I was right guys ✅🛫

Why are there 30 bullets in one clip?

Because that's the average classroom size.

What is the difference between a woman and my fridge?

Only one moans when I put my meat in it.