One jokes

What do you call an orphan in a room full of mirrors? Surrounded by loved ones.

Why don’t violists play hide and seek?

Because no one will look for them.

Yeah man! Life is wonderful! But, when you realize all of the ones you loved were fake.

And when you die, does your online friends notice? How will they notice? Or will they ever notice? Is 13 age too young for dying? Am I just paranoid? I'm scared.

Yo mama so fat that she broke the scale when she put one foot on it.

Why did one emo say to the other?

"I like your cuts, G."

A kid went and got a haircut. The day after, he went to school, and a friend says, "I like your cut." He replies, "Which one?"

When Ariana Grande broke up with Pete, she said, "I have one less problem without you."

So, one day a teacher asked, "How many of you have thought of committing suicide?" Half of the class raised their hand, but the teacher said, "Where are Jesse and John?"

What do you call a different spaghetti? An impasta!

PAPYRUS: WHAT DO YOU CALL A DIFFERENT SPAGHETTI SANS?

SANS: What?

PAPYRUS: AN IMPASTA!

SANS: Good one.

Thanks to an unfortunate typo, it's the most one-sided action movie ever.

Alen vs. Predator.

No one:

Taeil: "Happy Christmas~"

Haechan: "It's Merry Christmas."

"My dick fell off in the shower!" suddenly a bright flash of white lights. You see God smiling at you. "Joseph, where is your wiener, little one?" He says, chuckling lightly.

1+1? Too hard.

Famous last words: I COULD EAT THIS IN ONE BITE!

Two cunts are better than one, but one cunt is better than none.

This bitch got mad at me because I couldn’t last four strokes. What the fuck are you mad at me for? My grandpa didn’t even survive one.

Q: What's the difference between a nun and a woman in a bathtub?

A: One has hope in her soul and one has soap in her hole.

There are a lot of upsides to being an orphan.

For one, you never have to worry about your jokes being family friendly.

This is how big cats were named.

"I HATE BIG CATS. THAT ONE IS A LIAR, THAT ONE IS A CHEATER. THE ONE IS A POO-MA."

"Lion. Cheetah. Puma. You're getting a promotion."

Why did Severus Snape cross the road wearing an invisibility cloak?

So no one would know what side he was on.