One jokes
No one.
Absolutely no one.
The History Channel at 11:00 PM: Who really killed JFK?
The lunch lady gave me only one carrot. I didn't carrot all.
What did one orphan say to the other one?
"Get in the Batmobile, Robin."
There were ten cats in a boat, and one jumped out. How many were left?
None, 'cause they are all copycats.
"Wubba Lubba Dub Dub" is one way to describe how my inner child acts, but yesterday I killed them. Now I hear "Wubba Lubba Dub Dub," I’m drowning in the tub.
HARRY POTTER MEMES
Serial killers be like: "Blood is red, veins are blue, next one is YOU."
What do you call a burger 🍔 with one eye?
A one giant.
Ya make 10 paintings, you aren't an artist.
Ya make 20 meals, you aren't a chef.
But when I kill ONE PERSON, I'm a "horrible person" and a "menace to society."
If you're ever down one day, just go to the orphanage and bully an orphan because what is he going to do about it? He has no parents.
People need to stop taking life so seriously. After all, no one gets out alive!
Guy: Fight me on Xbox. Guy: Oh right, you don't have one *laughs*
Me: Fight me in real life. Me: Oh right, you don't have a real life. *INSERTS APPLE BOTTOM JEANS*
2021-2022
My dad told me a joke one time. When I realized the joke, the second tower was hit.
What do you get when you add one whole and one whole?
Two holes, dummy!
A man marries a blonde chick, lives a happy life together, and the man asks his wife if she wants kids. She says "yes".
So, a couple of years go by, and they have one boy and one girl. They go to school, go home with their report cards, and the dad asks what their grades were. The son says he's not doing well, same with the daughter. They ask why they're doing so bad in school, and the dad replies with "ask your mother that question!"
Why don’t orphans have sex?
Because they have no one to call “daddy.”
If you try to fail and you succeed, which one did you do?
Why did I give an orphan the iPhone X?
Because it is the first one without a home button.
Q: What did one atom say to the other?
A: I have my ion you.
Bin Laden’s kid comes sad from school.
“Dad, I got an F in Geography class!”
“Why is that?”
“The teacher asked me what’s the tallest building in New York and I said ‘Empire State Building.’”
Bin Laden waits a moment and then replies, “Let dad handle this one.”
I fucked your mom, oh wait, you don't have one.