One good thing about lynching during the holidays, free tree ornaments
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POV you are drunk and telling jokes and know one is listening 😭😭😭
The IRS hates when you don't have to pay your taxes with this one mind-blowing trick
My dad just found out and told my mom about one of their friends Chad just murdered his wife Claire and after doing that he turned the gun on himself and committed suicide right after My moms reply: Jesus Chad will do anything to get out of cleaning his mess won’t he
A guy was in one of the twin towers and he ordered pepperoni pizza but he didn't get it he got plane instead
I was at a restaurant and a waitress yelled "dose anyone know CPR" i said "i know the whole alphabet"everyone laughed and laughed well everyone except one.
Why do black men have nightmares?
because the only one that had a dream got shot.
Girlfriend: "One day I will marry and a lot of men will be sad that day." Boyfriend: "Wow, how many men do you plan to marry?"
I got a part in a movie called "Cocaine". I only have one line.
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A mirror and a beer bottle are arguing The beer bottle says: if you break me you get one year of bad luck The mirror scoffs: oh, that's nothing, you break me and you get 7 years of bad luck. The condom overhears these arguments and walks off laughing
girls are like rocks, the flat one gets skipped
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I went to my sister room one day. I see a trophy, so I ask my sister how did you won this trophy my sister said to me the neighbors gave it to me because I gave out the best hand jobs in the neighbor. I guess my sister put her hands in good use.
whats the difference between al qaeda and ms frizzle? One flew a plane into the twin towers one flew a bus into the school
Somebody told me chemistry joke. I thought it was sodium funny, I slapped my neon that one.
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I came home from school One day and told my cat a kid at school said I was an idiot and told me to go kick rocks so I did except I kicked him out him and I called him the idiot for not moving out of the way
Why did the one handed man cross the road?
To get to the second hand store!
