One jokes

What do orphans and garbage have in common?

They’re both in the street, and no one wants to pick them up.

How do terrorists feed their children?

"Here comes the aeroplane!"

"And here comes the second one!"

I was going to talk about your chin, but I wasn't sure which one to write about.

Girls are like rocks, the flat ones get skipped.

Michael Jackson has done something no one has ever done before. I'm not talking about his record sales or tickets sold.

I'm talking about being born a black man and dying a white woman. Incredible!

I got a part in a movie called "Cocaine." I only have one line.

What does a pregnant slave and a payless sale have in common?

Buy one, get one free.

A mirror and a beer bottle are arguing.

The beer bottle says: "If you break me, you get one year of bad luck."

The mirror scoffs: "Oh, that's nothing. You break me and you get 7 years of bad luck."

The condom overhears these arguments and walks off laughing.

I took my girlfriend to a Chinese restaurant. One hour after ordering, I went to ask the chef what was going on. That was until I heard barking from the kitchen.

What's the difference between Woody from Toy Story and a Catholic priest?

One goes limp when a child walks in the room.

I told a joke and someone said, "no one asked." Then I said, "no one would care to even ask."

Two men ran into a bar. You would have thought after the first one hit it, the second one would have seen it.

What was one phrase Michael Jackson said to a boy in his bed? Baby, be mine.

Why was the orphan so successful?

They told him, "Go big or go home," he only had one option.

POV you are drunk and telling jokes and no one is listening 😭😭😭

So the coach got mad at me because I'm the only one on my team who is only a bit on the spectrum, and I was just keeping the ball to myself. The coach pulled me aside and said, "Pass to others." I said, "Why?" And he said, "There's no 'I' in 'team.'" I said, "Yeah, but there's an 'm' and an 'e.'"

I was at a restaurant and a waitress yelled, "Does anyone know CPR?" I said, "I know the whole alphabet." Everyone laughed and laughed, well, everyone except one.

The IRS hates when you don't have to pay your taxes with this one mind-blowing trick.

A guy was in one of the Twin Towers and he ordered pepperoni pizza, but he didn't get it. He got a plane instead.

Girlfriend: "One day I will marry and a lot of men will be sad that day."

Boyfriend: "Wow, how many men do you plan to marry?"