One jokes
How do terrorists feed their children?
"Here comes the aeroplane!"
"And here comes the second one!"
What did one gay sperm say to the other? "You think we’ll find the egg and all this shit?"
What is the difference between a Mexican maid and a Jewish maid?
One of them won’t clean the oven.
Why do black people only have nightmares?
Because the last one to have a dream got shot. (Martin Luther King joke)
What is the difference between the government and organized crime?
Only one of them is organized.
That's my one teacher 24/7💀
What's the difference between a Palestinian and SpongeBob's Sandy Cheeks?
One is living in a bubble, the other one in rubble.
A mirror and a beer bottle are arguing.
The beer bottle says: "If you break me, you get one year of bad luck."
The mirror scoffs: "Oh, that's nothing. You break me and you get 7 years of bad luck."
The condom overhears these arguments and walks off laughing.
What does a pregnant slave and a payless sale have in common?
Buy one, get one free.
Michael Jackson has done something no one has ever done before. I'm not talking about his record sales or tickets sold.
I'm talking about being born a black man and dying a white woman. Incredible!
I got a part in a movie called "Cocaine." I only have one line.
I love all races, even the bad ones.
How do you keep your friends from boring you with pictures of their children?
Every time they show you a new one, you say, "Oh FUCK yeah!"
My friend had one request for me before he committed suicide, and that was to play Van Halen’s “Jump” at his funeral.
You know that if it says, "Adopt a Highway" and no one does, we're driving on orphans.
Don't you just hate it when you're the first one to fall asleep at a sleepover, and then you hear, "Prank em, John?"
My family is like an apple tree. My sister is that ugly one that has to rot in.
Why was the orphan so successful?
They told him, "Go big or go home," he only had one option.
Girlfriend: "One day I will marry and a lot of men will be sad that day."
Boyfriend: "Wow, how many men do you plan to marry?"
Two men ran into a bar. You would have thought after the first one hit it, the second one would have seen it.
What was one phrase Michael Jackson said to a boy in his bed? Baby, be mine.