One jokes
That moment when you think the music is loud enough to fart and no one would notice, but then you realize that you have headphones on.
What does a refrigerator and a gay male have in common?
Only one farts when you pull the meat out. ๐๐๐
This morning, I was in the kitchen, and I saw a whole bunch of leftover brownies made from scratch. I just tasted one and spit it out because somebody put some goddamn weed in them, what the fuck!
A B C D E F G.
Gummy bears are chasing me, one is red, one is blue. One is chewing up my shoe. Now I'm running for my life because the red one's got a knife!
So one day a boy was at his dad's work when another little boy ran in crying. Then the dad said, "Aw, little boy, are you lost? Where's your parents?" And the little boy at his dad's work said, "OMG! Dad, you can't say that!"
Why can't he say that?
Answer: He works at an orphanage.
Memes
That one
One knight, a king, and a queen went fishing. They each caught one fish, so how did three fish end up in the bucket?
One "knight"!!!
Wanna hear a pun?
Welp, I'll punch you with one!
What is worse than a dead baby in a trash can?
100 dead babies in a trash can.
What is worse than that?
There's a live one at the bottom.
What is worse than that?
It eats its way out.
What is worse than that?
It comes back for seconds.
I went to the zoo the other day. There was only one dog in it. It was a shih tzu.
What did one hurricane say to the other?
"I got my EYE on you!"
One day I had the munchies, so I ate a clock. It was very... time consuming.
If you are on here, donโt hate. There will be rude ones, but it doesnโt matter.
Your dick is like a shotgun, one cock and you're ready to fire.
What's the difference between a baby and a pizza?
One does not crow when you put it in an oven.
Want to hear a pun?
Well, I'll punch you with one!
What if Stephen Hawking was the Real Slim Shady, but no one knew because he couldn't stand up?
No, no, no, no. Spot the intruder.
There's no one.
One day an old woman came into the bank and asked me to check her balance... So, I pushed her over.
People want to be nice to each other because they only have one life, and they want to live it well.
Sucks to be them. I'm a cat.
Did you know what my grandpa wanted for Christmas? A new ass because his one has a crack on it.