One jokes
When someone got the ghost in them, sound in the Priest Busters.
When something strange and it ain't no who you gonna call? Priest Busters.
So one day a boy was at his dad's work when another little boy ran in crying. Then the dad said, "Aw, little boy, are you lost? Where's your parents?" And the little boy at his dad's work said, "OMG! Dad, you can't say that!"
Why can't he say that?
Answer: He works at an orphanage.
This morning, I was in the kitchen, and I saw a whole bunch of leftover brownies made from scratch. I just tasted one and spit it out because somebody put some goddamn weed in them, what the fuck!
Man, we all have the one cool sibling, then the strong sibling, and then you, the one who plays on their iPad or computer all day. Then, when you are on vacation, you are doing nothing at all.
Good Morning Everyone, have a good and positive day!
Why are orphans' funerals so small?
They have no loved ones.
Who does an orphan play soccer with?
No one.
One knight, a king, and a queen went fishing. They each caught one fish, so how did three fish end up in the bucket?
One "knight"!!!
That moment when you think the music is loud enough to fart and no one would notice, but then you realize that you have headphones on.
Wanna hear a pun?
Welp, I'll punch you with one!
A B C D E F G.
Gummy bears are chasing me, one is red, one is blue. One is chewing up my shoe. Now I'm running for my life because the red one's got a knife!
What does a refrigerator and a gay male have in common?
Only one farts when you pull the meat out. 🌝🌝🌝
One day when I was driving around our children's school with my wife, she saw a speed bump. She told me to slow on it, and when I did, we heard a loud, long scream.
What's the difference between a baby and a pizza?
One does not crow when you put it in an oven.
Student asks teacher, "If I throw an apple and noodles, which one will fall first?"
Teacher replied, "I don't know."
Then student replied, "Noodles will fall first because noodles are fast foods!"
What is worse than a dead baby in a trash can?
100 dead babies in a trash can.
What is worse than that?
There's a live one at the bottom.
What is worse than that?
It eats its way out.
What is worse than that?
It comes back for seconds.
If you are on here, don’t hate. There will be rude ones, but it doesn’t matter.
One day an old woman came into the bank and asked me to check her balance... So, I pushed her over.
Your dick is like a shotgun, one cock and you're ready to fire.
One day I had the munchies, so I ate a clock. It was very... time consuming.