One jokes

Did you know what my grandpa wanted for Christmas? A new ass because his one has a crack on it.

Man, we all have the one cool sibling, then the strong sibling, and then you, the one who plays on their iPad or computer all day. Then, when you are on vacation, you are doing nothing at all.

What do an orphan and a homeless person have in common?

They have no one to call "Dad."

Good Morning Everyone, have a good and positive day!

Who does an orphan play soccer with?

No one.

Why are orphans' funerals so small?

They have no loved ones.

What’s one store an orphan can’t shop at?

HomeGoods ;)

Orphans are so unwanted that when One Direction saw one, it went the other direction.

What's one plus one?

Yo mama.

Why did Jeffrey eat all the ice cream in one sitting?

To make room in the freezer for his special meat.

If one of ya'll could find my weave, that'd be great!

Tell someone to spell "Icup."

Answer: It will say, "I see you pee!"

No one is smart. I am smart.

Who discovered shrimp were edible?

Probably the same one who invented the blowjob.

When someone got the ghost in them, sound in the Priest Busters.

When something strange and it ain't no who you gonna call? Priest Busters.

Hey any riding with Biden fans out there?

I ran out of gas and could really use a ride so if one of ya'll can call me and pick me up that'd be great and I can't get gas because I only have 20 bucks which is like 1-5 and a half, help me please.

When you see someone with a double chin that’s sad:

Hey come on, man, keep your chin up. Wait, which one?

Why don’t Chinese kids get to celebrate Christmas?

'Cause they're the ones making the toys.

Student asks teacher, "If I throw an apple and noodles, which one will fall first?"

Teacher replied, "I don't know."

Then student replied, "Noodles will fall first because noodles are fast foods!"

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Gummy bears are chasing me, one is red, one is blue. One is chewing up my shoe. Now I'm running for my life because the red one's got a knife!