One jokes
This morning, I was in the kitchen, and I saw a whole bunch of leftover brownies made from scratch. I just tasted one and spit it out because somebody put some goddamn weed in them, what the fuck!
One knight, a king, and a queen went fishing. They each caught one fish, so how did three fish end up in the bucket?
One "knight"!!!
So one day a boy was at his dad's work when another little boy ran in crying. Then the dad said, "Aw, little boy, are you lost? Where's your parents?" And the little boy at his dad's work said, "OMG! Dad, you can't say that!"
Why can't he say that?
Answer: He works at an orphanage.
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Gummy bears are chasing me, one is red, one is blue. One is chewing up my shoe. Now I'm running for my life because the red one's got a knife!
Wanna hear a pun?
Welp, I'll punch you with one!
Memes
What's the difference between a baby and a pizza?
One does not crow when you put it in an oven.
Want to hear a pun?
Well, I'll punch you with one!
I told my fam a joke.
They all looked at me weird and one person even said, "I’m sorry!"
What’s the difference between Rosa Parks and Muhammad Ali?
One fought for freedom, the other fought for fun.
Why don’t orphans play hide and seek?
Because no one will look for them.
Diddy and Hawk Tuah walk into a bar. Hawk Tuah says, "Spit on that thang!" Only one walks out. 💀
I went up to an orphan bully and I said, "Here, look, I made a website!"
The orphan likes it, but the kid says, "I forgot one feature, though... the home button."
What is the difference between an orphan's dad and a boomerang?
Oh... one comes back.
People want to be nice to each other because they only have one life, and they want to live it well.
Sucks to be them. I'm a cat.
What if Stephen Hawking was the Real Slim Shady, but no one knew because he couldn't stand up?
Your dick is like a shotgun, one cock and you're ready to fire.
If you are on here, don’t hate. There will be rude ones, but it doesn’t matter.
Did you know what my grandpa wanted for Christmas? A new ass because his one has a crack on it.
One day I had the munchies, so I ate a clock. It was very... time consuming.
No, no, no, no. Spot the intruder.
There's no one.