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One jokes

Fam

I told my fam a joke.

They all looked at me weird and one person even said, "I’m sorry!"

Difference

What’s the difference between Rosa Parks and Muhammad Ali?

One fought for freedom, the other fought for fun.

Bar

Diddy and Hawk Tuah walk into a bar. Hawk Tuah says, "Spit on that thang!" Only one walks out. 💀

Orphan

I went up to an orphan bully and I said, "Here, look, I made a website!"

The orphan likes it, but the kid says, "I forgot one feature, though... the home button."

Orphan

What is the difference between an orphan's dad and a boomerang?

Oh... one comes back.

Cat

People want to be nice to each other because they only have one life, and they want to live it well.

Sucks to be them. I'm a cat.

Dick

Your dick is like a shotgun, one cock and you're ready to fire.

Hate

If you are on here, don’t hate. There will be rude ones, but it doesn’t matter.

Ass

Did you know what my grandpa wanted for Christmas? A new ass because his one has a crack on it.

Clock

One day I had the munchies, so I ate a clock. It was very... time consuming.

Balance

One day an old woman came into the bank and asked me to check her balance... So, I pushed her over.

Student

Student asks teacher, "If I throw an apple and noodles, which one will fall first?"

Teacher replied, "I don't know."

Then student replied, "Noodles will fall first because noodles are fast foods!"

Baby

What is worse than a dead baby in a trash can?

100 dead babies in a trash can.

What is worse than that?

There's a live one at the bottom.

What is worse than that?

It eats its way out.

What is worse than that?

It comes back for seconds.

Dog

I went to the zoo the other day. There was only one dog in it. It was a shih tzu.

Baby

What has 4 legs, then 3 legs, then 2 legs, then 1 leg, then no legs?

A baby you cut one off each time.

Friend

One day I went to my friend's apartment, and he told me to make myself at home.

I threw him out of the window. I hate having visitors!