One jokes
I told my fam a joke.
They all looked at me weird and one person even said, "I’m sorry!"
What’s the difference between Rosa Parks and Muhammad Ali?
One fought for freedom, the other fought for fun.
Why don’t orphans play hide and seek?
Because no one will look for them.
Diddy and Hawk Tuah walk into a bar. Hawk Tuah says, "Spit on that thang!" Only one walks out. 💀
I went up to an orphan bully and I said, "Here, look, I made a website!"
The orphan likes it, but the kid says, "I forgot one feature, though... the home button."
What is the difference between an orphan's dad and a boomerang?
Oh... one comes back.
People want to be nice to each other because they only have one life, and they want to live it well.
Sucks to be them. I'm a cat.
What if Stephen Hawking was the Real Slim Shady, but no one knew because he couldn't stand up?
Your dick is like a shotgun, one cock and you're ready to fire.
If you are on here, don’t hate. There will be rude ones, but it doesn’t matter.
Did you know what my grandpa wanted for Christmas? A new ass because his one has a crack on it.
One day I had the munchies, so I ate a clock. It was very... time consuming.
No, no, no, no. Spot the intruder.
There's no one.
One day an old woman came into the bank and asked me to check her balance... So, I pushed her over.
Student asks teacher, "If I throw an apple and noodles, which one will fall first?"
Teacher replied, "I don't know."
Then student replied, "Noodles will fall first because noodles are fast foods!"
What is worse than a dead baby in a trash can?
100 dead babies in a trash can.
What is worse than that?
There's a live one at the bottom.
What is worse than that?
It eats its way out.
What is worse than that?
It comes back for seconds.
I went to the zoo the other day. There was only one dog in it. It was a shih tzu.
What did one hurricane say to the other?
"I got my EYE on you!"
What has 4 legs, then 3 legs, then 2 legs, then 1 leg, then no legs?
A baby you cut one off each time.
One day I went to my friend's apartment, and he told me to make myself at home.
I threw him out of the window. I hate having visitors!