One jokes

So, at school there are these twins. At my school, I folded two paper airplanes to throw at them. Once I realized why it felt so wrong to do it, I had already threw them. I hit the north, then the south one.

A man shot into a crowd at the train station and didn't hit one person. When the police asked why he missed, someone said, "'Cause he gay."

He couldn't shoot straight.

I saw an orphan take a selfie... oh man, that was one alone family photo.

What did God say to the black person?

"Oops, I burned one."😳

Not racist, just funny.

If you get offended, leave. How did you even find this website, just to make people feel bad?? No.

You are seriously the stupid one here. Also this is not a joke, but the people that do this are.

I wish I could follow you, though.

But you need an account so I could follow you, but you don't have one. :'(

Bully: My d*ck is longer than your password.

Me: Sorry mate, it's so short, get a longer one! 🤣

I love to have sex. And my name is Lex. Which one should I be with next? I really hate my ex. I just saw a huge T Rex, And I think you probably saw this text.

Welcome for the rhyme.

There is only one reason why I find women useful.

That is because they make sandwiches, but that is about it.

I just donated $100 to a blind children's charity, suck that no one will see it.

I need a new butt. This one has a hole in it.

I never knew what my dad's job was.

One day, at school, I got a scam phone call, later, I got another, and another. I finally had enough and answered the phone, but to make an impact I said "Hello?"

My dad answered...

Guy: Fight me on Xbox. Guy: Oh right, you don't have one *laughs*

Me: Fight me in real life. Me: Oh right, you don't have a real life. *INSERTS APPLE BOTTOM JEANS*

2021-2022

One day I was passing a blind man and I gave him a gun and told him it was a blow dryer.

Next day I went for another walk and saw his grave.

Two hotdogs are walking across the street. One is walking slow. What does the 2nd one say?

"Ketchup!"

Why did a girl like bananas?

Because one day she might need to be ready.

Person one: What did the DJ name his son?

Person two: IDK, what?

Person one: Erik (while making a DJ motion).

What did one mountain climber say to the other mountain climber?

Man, you are really on edge.

What do you call a one-legged hippo?

A hoppo!

One day there was a guy who robbed a bank. A customer at the bank while it happened got the police. Who was that? The police said......

It’s a wood hulem.