One jokes

What’s the difference between a pornstar covered in slime and The White Stripes?

One has "Icky Thump," and the other does "icky hump."

What kind of birthday cake do you get on September 11th?

Three small ones, so you can have a flight of different cake flavors!

Why do orphans love chips? They love the family-sized ones, too!

A priest walks outside and finds two young boys sitting on a big ice cube. The priest asks what they are doing. The boys answer that the priest always likes a couple of cold ones before he goes on.

There was a disabled kid at my door. He said, "I'm selling some cookies, want to buy one?" I said, "Well, if you stand up, sure."

A Japanese person comes to America and sees guns everywhere. One American says, "Welcome to America!"

Last post for today, but I had to say one more thing! Tomorrow I am going to Six Flags, and I am literally so excited! It is going to be so much fun. Hope you guys have a good MLK JR. day! Woohooo!

Yo mama's so old, her social security number is one.

You're so short, when it rains you're the last one to know.

Okay, so one time a deaf kid got into a car accident, but he didn't herd in on the news.

You know you have twisted humor when you crack a smile when a Minecraft farmer says he separates the white sheep from the colored ones.

Why didn't the orphans stay at the park for days? Because they had no one to pick them up.

What's an orphan's best friend? A boomerang because it's the only thing that ever came back.

What’s the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus?

The picture gets hung with one nail, not two.

You know what they say about 9/11 jokes?

The second one never lands as good as the first one.

Ya make 10 paintings, you aren't an artist.

Ya make 20 meals, you aren't a chef.

But when I kill ONE PERSON, I'm a "horrible person" and a "menace to society."

You are shore to find loads of jokes funny even if I can’t kelp you find the right ones.

Loads of jokes are funny as I’m shore you shall sea.

What's the difference between a Chinese person and an old person?

One lasts long and another doesn't.

Dude, all Hitler asked for was a glass of juice, but everyone misheard him.

One late night, my wife caught me standing in front of the freezer.

She asked me, "What are you doing?"

I replied, "I'm making a pink yeti."

She asked, "What does that mean?"

I said, "I left our kid in the freezer for a couple hours."

What has only one sense of style?

An emo girl.