One jokes
Why didn't the orphans stay at the park for days? Because they had no one to pick them up.
What's an orphan's best friend? A boomerang because it's the only thing that ever came back.
You are shore to find loads of jokes funny even if I can’t kelp you find the right ones.
Loads of jokes are funny as I’m shore you shall sea.
What’s the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus?
The picture gets hung with one nail, not two.
Ya make 10 paintings, you aren't an artist.
Ya make 20 meals, you aren't a chef.
But when I kill ONE PERSON, I'm a "horrible person" and a "menace to society."
One thing led to another, now I have a new patio.
One late night, my wife caught me standing in front of the freezer.
She asked me, "What are you doing?"
I replied, "I'm making a pink yeti."
She asked, "What does that mean?"
I said, "I left our kid in the freezer for a couple hours."
Why should China be a baseball team?
Because they can take out the entire world with just one bat!
Why can't an orphan go to school?
They have no one to sign the parent signature.
What did one mouse say to the other mouse when it tried to steal the cheese?
"That's nacho cheese!"
They say Disneyland is the happiest place on earth. Well, apparently, no one has ever been standing next to you.
Teacher: How many kids are in this classroom?
Kid: 73 if you count the ones you have hid in the basement.
How many gears does a French tank have?
One forward and six reverse.
Friend: If you could get rid of any one person in your life, who would it be?
Me: Me.
Friend: *does nothing*
(x_x)
I forgot that I don't have friends.
A doctor slept with one of his patients and thought to himself, "This is wrong, but some doctors do it..." He is a vet.
What's worse than finding one dead baby in a bin? Finding one dead baby in five bins.
One volcano said, "Is that you, Qs? I am hot."
We asked our teacher many times for an atlas, and he said, "At last, you can have one!"
"What's 9 + 10?"
"21" (lol XD)
Also:
"My name Jeff" (Roar XD)
One more thing:
Ninja has ligma.
Three women walk into a bar and start talking about how loose they are. One fits a sausage, another fits a cucumber, the third one slides down the barstool.
What's the difference between a baby and putty?
You can only eat one.