Old

Old jokes

Wisdom

Once the old lady told me she had wisdom, but after she voted! 🤯

Party

Organise my brother's bucks party and got confused when he asked for a hot 22 year old for I brought him 20 two yr Olds....

Good thing my brother's a little bit different.

Birthday

A man dies of old age on his 25th birthday. How is this possible?

Answer: He was born on February 29.

Golfer

Why do golfers bring a spare pair of socks?

In case they get a hole in one.

Body

Me: I have the body of a 28 year old.

Her: Prove it.

Me: (opens freezer)

Age

I want to make a joke about old age, but I'm too senile to finish it.

Man

Hey, my man, why you got them damn old, stanky-looking Whoopi Goldberg cornrows on you head? Are y'all twins, or boyfriend and girlfriend, 'cause if y'all are, go get married in Color Purple land.

Hairline

NEWS: A man kidnapped a 13-year-old girl.

MOM OF GIRL: The man had a shady face and a receding hairline.

Sex

What’s the best thing about sex with 119 year olds? There are 100 of them.

Wrinkle

What's the worst part about getting old?

Going to pull up the wrinkles in your socks, just to find out you're not wearing socks!

Peepee

Spell "Peppa." Okay. P. E. P. P. A. Hahaha! You said peepee.

I tried this with my sister Makenna because she loves Peppa Pig and has a backpack of it. So I told her to spell her backpack's letters and tricked her... And she is only four years old and my secret is I am only eight years old.

Paramedic

I got fired from my paramedic job on the first day. I told an eight-year-old who lost his leg in a car accident to "walk it off."