What do you call a grey, fat and very old unicorn? A rhino
your mama so old that she forgot her donkey on noahs ark
What’s the coolest thing about having a 12 year old friend... You get to meet Chris Hansen!!!
What’s the best part of raping an 11 year old girl? Killing the little bitch after you’ve finished with her
It’s raining it’s poring. The old man is snoring. He got shot in the head and didn’t wake up in the morning.
A 14 year old girl was walking back home late at night, then a man was following her. an hour later she got back home not only she lost the stranger but also her virginity.
How do you know if a woman that is poor who is between 18 - 24 years old is poor enough to do anything for money to help pay her bills she would be working as a lesbian prostitute inside a lesbian hotel in San Francisco, CA
My friend's 4 year old daughter made up this joke.
What kind of poo should you put in your hair?
Shampoo.
Why didn't R Kelly go to Germany to fuck teens, the legal age there is 14...Like bro hope on a plane and fuck q 14 year old hooker!
Roses are red violets are blue old man Jeffrey touches the youth.
My son and I went on a tour to the Old Trafford Stadium. We were admiring the 76,000 seat arena when he suddenly pointed at the pitch. “Dad, who is that man camping there?” I said “Son. That is Bruno Penandes. He lives in that Penalty box. He only performs in small games".
you get a deep voice you shit talk to 5 yr olds
Just. Old. Killer. Epigrams
An 80 year old blind man ask his grandson can you grab my glasses Then the grandson say did you get in the flour again Grandpa said no it was the weed
An African man visits his friend in the US
“I just flew in yesterday” the African man says “And boy are my arms tired!”
“You know, that’s kind of an old joke here in America” replied his friend.
“Joke?” The African man said. “I’ve been holding my hands in the air yelling ‘don’t shoot’ ever since I got to this damn country”.
You look like a 2 year old drawling that came alive.
