Old Jokes

Whats the only punch that can knock out a 21 year old?

A Sandy Hook

A 6-year old told the class the first time she got aids, the teacher listened she said she scraped her knee the girl was sent to a asylum when she got out she was 20 she had aids

You get no bitches said the man to the 60 year old reckneck virgin guy who is obese and balding with "trump" stuff plastered all over his pickup truck.

why did the old man win in a fight becaues he was stresed

What is a redneck virgin? A seven year old that can run faster than her brothers

CAN WE PLEASE STOP THE FRICKING DRAMA! I see people bullying other people too, Gwen is not the only one. For god sake just do jokes, if you want to bully some one do it in your family! You people don't even know each other but were still doing this stupid NONSENSE! JUST MAKE JOKES PEOPLE! That is why it's called "Worst JOKES ever" not "Bully people EVER" SO SHUT UP AND GET A LIFE DUM DUMS! Geez! The only reason why I come here is to spread jokes and kindness like Gwen and others, not to spread HATE AND FOOLISHNESS FROM PEOPLE WHO DON'T EVEN KNOW BETTER THINGS TO DO BUT TO HATE ON STUPID STRANGERS FROM DIFFERENT PARTS OF THE FRICKING WORLD!!!! "Addison shut up your only 8 years old. What do you know.?" I might be 8 but at least I got some sense, and plus I'm way smarter than you guys anyway. I'm in alert. You know like a very, very, very, intelligent kid! That can spell instead of saying "u" I say the true say you instead of "pls" it's "please." Sorry if I did meant it...which I don't!

Why don't nurse's like giving old people bath or showers Because they don't won't their vegetables to get soggy.

The old cookoo master on the top of Mt. Qinshan told me this when I was eating sushi

“The first bite tastes like heaven, the second takes you there.”

😳

Yo mama so old that she knew The Outsiders when they were The Insiders.

Your mama so old she made a book bigger than the bible about her life

Your mom is so old she walked into an antique store and they kept her

Your mom is so dumb she called me asking for my phone #

OLD KLADYBOFSIYTFJT

Once there was an old lady..... Congratulations stop bragging !!!

Same old boring ass day, until a person Parkinson's fainted and got everyone's attention. He really shook things up today.

Yo mama jokes are so old, like your mom

what did the old chimney say to the young chimney?

your too young to smoke!

that's not even a bad joke-

A 10 year old girl meets with her doctor. The doctor tells her “Katie, I’m sorry to have to tell you that your parents didn’t survive the accident. Sadly, our tests also show that you have early onset Alzheimer’s disease.” Katie replies “well at least my parents will look after me”