Old jokes

What does Leo have in common with a newspaper?

They both love to yap and babble, and they always get fondled by old people.

Lil Nas X is so gay, I would fuck him in the Old Town Road.

We are coming out with a Whopper that is similar to a priest because it also has its meat between 5-year-old buns.

So, Dad is teaching his 8-year-old son about the planets and said, "This is Uranus." Then the 5-year-old son says, "Where is my anus?"

Pretend you are an old man who is 77 years old and there are 7 doors, which door should you pick?

The seventh door.

Luke asks his friend, "How old is your father?"

James replied, "He's as old as me."

Luke then said, "It doesn't make any sense."

James then said, "He became my father when I was born."

Yo momma is so old, her birthday's expired.

Yo mama's so old, her social security number is one.

I like my woman how I like my wine, just under 2 years old.

Yo momma's so old that even scientists get baffled about where she lived before Earth was created.

White 40 year olds love little white kids, and so does Trump! The biggest hands to touch the kids and his daughter!

Guys, I know this is kinda weird, but everyone who wants to... Put your name and your age in the comment section. Not address though because that would not be good for creepers... Lol I am Lucy and I am 15 years old. What about you guys? :D

My owl turned 180 today.

He isn’t old, he just has a bad neck.

What do 15-year-old boys and washing machines have in common?

They both like keeping one sock for themselves.

how old are my girlfriends

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EjBTsoYph48 oh and there my little sisters

A 10 year old girl reported to her friends that her 16 year old male babysitter was touching her inappropriately. He quickly lost his job as a babysitter.

A 10 year old boy reported to his friends that his 16 year old female babysitter was touching him inappropriately. She quickly became the most popular babysitter in town amongst boys.

Spell "Peppa." Okay. P. E. P. P. A. Hahaha! You said peepee.

I tried this with my sister Makenna because she loves Peppa Pig and has a backpack of it. So I told her to spell her backpack's letters and tricked her... And she is only four years old and my secret is I am only eight years old.

Blud is so old he pre-ordered the Torah.

What is an old lady's favorite exercise?

Trying to get up from the soft couch.

Why did the rapper become an archaeologist?

Because he wanted to dig for old-school beats!