Old Jokes

Guys, I know this is kinda weird, but everyone who wants to... Put your name and your age in the comment section. Not address though because that would not be good for creepers... Lol I am Lucy and I am 15 years old. What about you guys? :D

Yo momma's so old that even scientists get baffled about where she lived before Earth was created.

What do 15-year-old boys and washing machines have in common?

They both like keeping one sock for themselves.

We are coming out with a Whopper that is similar to a priest because it also has its meat between 5-year-old buns.

Lil Nas X is so gay, I would fuck him in the Old Town Road.

Just a dark humor joke

A man with gray hair and a beard sits at a table with a bottle of beer, looking at the viewer. The text on the image reads: "The thing about 'your mom' jokes is that they're all old and overly used... like your mom."

I got a PS5 for my nine-year-old sister. At the time, I thought it was the best trade I’d ever made. But now I’m regretting not being able to molest her anymore.

A 10 year old girl reported to her friends that her 16 year old male babysitter was touching her inappropriately. He quickly lost his job as a babysitter.

A 10 year old boy reported to his friends that his 16 year old female babysitter was touching him inappropriately. She quickly became the most popular babysitter in town amongst boys.

What’s the best thing about sex with 119 year olds? There are 100 of them

How do you get a smoking hot body as a senior?

Cremation.

Once the old lady told me she had wisdom, but after she voted! 🤯

Yo mama so fat and old, she is the reason the Great Depression happened.

I want to make a joke about old age, but I'm too senile to finish it.

My gardener found a dead body. Of the old gardener!

What's the worst part about getting old?

Going to pull up the wrinkles in your socks, just to find out you're not wearing socks!

Did you hear about Fridgetair

Kelvinator?

Hey, my man, why you got them damn old, stanky-looking Whoopi Goldberg cornrows on you head? Are y'all twins, or boyfriend and girlfriend, 'cause if y'all are, go get married in Color Purple land.