Yo momma is so old, her birthday's expired.
Guys, I know this is kinda weird, but everyone who wants to... Put your name and your age in the comment section. Not address though because that would not be good for creepers... Lol I am Lucy and I am 15 years old. What about you guys? :D
I like my woman how I like my wine, just under 2 years old.
What does Leo have in common with a newspaper?
They both love to yap and babble, and they always get fondled by old people.
What do 15-year-old boys and washing machines have in common?
They both like keeping one sock for themselves.
how old are my girlfriends
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EjBTsoYph48 oh and there my little sisters
My owl turned 180 today.
He isn’t old, he just has a bad neck.
A 10 year old girl reported to her friends that her 16 year old male babysitter was touching her inappropriately. He quickly lost his job as a babysitter.
A 10 year old boy reported to his friends that his 16 year old female babysitter was touching him inappropriately. She quickly became the most popular babysitter in town amongst boys.
Yo mama so fat and old, she is the reason the Great Depression happened.
Yo mama so old, her photos are in a museum and her friends are in a graveyard.
A guy goes into the gas station and says, "I need a box of rubbers with pesticide."
The cashier said, "Pesticide? Don't you mean spermicide?"
The guy says, "No! My old lady has had a bug up her ass all week, and I am going to kill it."
My gardener found a dead body. Of the old gardener!
Your dad left you 10 years ago and you're 10 years old, so your dad anniversary is today.
For all those Simpsons fans out there, this one I'm sure you know:
Abe: "It's rotten being old. No one listens to you."
Lisa: "It's awful being a kid. No one listens to you."
Homer: "I'm a white male, aged 18-49. Everyone listens to me--no matter how dumb my suggestions are."
When a 68 year old teacher says: "I am going to tackle an intruder if I have to!"
Me: "Oh hell nah"
Call this for a gay old time! 0275535101
Once the old lady told me she had wisdom, but after she voted! 🤯
Organise my brother's bucks party and got confused when he asked for a hot 22 year old for I brought him 20 two yr Olds....
Good thing my brother's a little bit different.
A man dies of old age on his 25th birthday. How is this possible?
Answer: He was born on February 29.
Hey, what's your age, Jordan? Probably 5 years old.
