Old Jokes

What's the best part about having sex with twenty seven year olds? There's twenty of them!

I was talking to my old friend, they said " We should hang out more! "

I said " you mean we should ketchup?"

What do you call a baby kangaroo? Joey. What do you call a 6 year old named Joey? Supper.

Little Johnny was staying at his grandparents house and he asked his grampa can I a cigarette and his grampa said well can your dick touch your asshole he said no. Then that's your answer. A little bit later little Johnny asked for a beer his grampa said well can you dick touch your asshole he said a I already said no. Well that your. Later he was complaining to his grandma and she him cookies. His grandpa came up to him and said can I have a cookie little Johnny said well can your dick touch your asshole his grampa said well yes it can and little Johnny said well go fuck yourself old man because these are my cookies.

Hey bitch how u doing?

how do you surprise 50 year old man? by putting a 12 inch dick through his ass. He said " best surprise ever"

if babies stay in their mothers for 9 months, are they not 9 months old when they are born.

Why where the octopi sad?

Ugly 2d big tittied girls kept fucking him idk im a horny 14 year old

come back old members

Thanks for the birthday wishes. It's been an odd one this year as some of you know, my father suddenly passed away on my birthday last year and anyone who knew the old man knew he had a sledgehammer wit!

Good on ya dad ya definitely got the last laugh!