Old

Old jokes

Yo Momma

Yo momma's so old that even scientists get baffled about where she lived before Earth was created.

Trump

White 40 year olds love little white kids, and so does Trump! The biggest hands to touch the kids and his daughter!

Door

Pretend you are an old man who is 77 years old and there are 7 doors, which door should you pick?

The seventh door.

Father

Luke asks his friend, "How old is your father?"

James replied, "He's as old as me."

Luke then said, "It doesn't make any sense."

James then said, "He became my father when I was born."

Memes

Creeper

Guys, I know this is kinda weird, but everyone who wants to... Put your name and your age in the comment section. Not address though because that would not be good for creepers... Lol I am Lucy and I am 15 years old. What about you guys? :D

Sock

What do 15-year-old boys and washing machines have in common?

They both like keeping one sock for themselves.

Incest

how old are my girlfriends

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EjBTsoYph48 oh and there my little sisters

Owl

My owl turned 180 today.

He isn’t old, he just has a bad neck.

Newspaper

What does Leo have in common with a newspaper?

They both love to yap and babble, and they always get fondled by old people.

Babysitter

A 10 year old girl reported to her friends that her 16 year old male babysitter was touching her inappropriately. He quickly lost his job as a babysitter.

A 10 year old boy reported to his friends that his 16 year old female babysitter was touching him inappropriately. She quickly became the most popular babysitter in town amongst boys.

Mama

Yo mama so old, her photos are in a museum and her friends are in a graveyard.

Gas Station

A guy goes into the gas station and says, "I need a box of rubbers with pesticide."

The cashier said, "Pesticide? Don't you mean spermicide?"

The guy says, "No! My old lady has had a bug up her ass all week, and I am going to kill it."

Fan

For all those Simpsons fans out there, this one I'm sure you know:

Abe: "It's rotten being old. No one listens to you."

Lisa: "It's awful being a kid. No one listens to you."

Homer: "I'm a white male, aged 18-49. Everyone listens to me--no matter how dumb my suggestions are."

Intruder

When a 68 year old teacher says: "I am going to tackle an intruder if I have to!"

Me: "Oh hell nah"