Dream Stans: Technoblade died too soon
Technobable's Dad: He was only 23 years old!
Pig's average lifespan: Only 15 – 20 years (23 years old is way above)
Random guy: hi how old are you? Me:15 The guy: you're so young, age is just a number Me: do you know what else is a number? The guy: what? Me:911
A 60 year old man said his wife called him a paedophile the other day, strong words for a 6 year old
Why does a chicken cross the road
To poop and pee in the potty
From My 6 year old sister
How do you find a red neck virgin?
Just look for a 4 year old they can run faster than her brothers
Today we need to teach our teens about having safe sex while using contraceptives. condoms 99 percent effective birth controll 99 percent effective ect just be like me and use underage 7 year olds works 100 percent of the time ( only cost 20 years in jail ;)
others, tearfully: stop shipping real people!! me, packing an old lady in a fedex box: nope!
whats the difference between kobe bryant and jeffery epstein? only 2 13 year olds went down on kobes helicopter.
Old members come back, we’re bullying the pussies and idiots off the site.
What do you call two old men drooling in their wheelchairs? The 2028 US election.
Yo mama so old, she walked into an antique store, and they didn't let her leave.
Why can't a a citizen in communist china especially a chinese male who is between 18 - 29 years old can not buy a box of condoms in a drug store in communist china? Because the condom would be too big for the penis of chinese men in communist china
yo mama so fat and old she's the meteor that wiped out the dinosaurs
I was watching a documentary about how storks carry babies from their previous life to the next.
In his old life Michael Jackson must’ve been a teddy bear. The storks let him play with kids for a change.
if a old person tells you what to do just say at least my parants are alive!
abortion jokes are like the babies; they never get old
I work at a bank and a old woman asked me to check her balance
So I pushed her over
Johnny is walking along and a priest is coming the other way. Johnny says, "Hey, mister, why are you wearing your collar backwards?" The priest says, "Because I'm a father." Johnny says, "Yeah? Well, my old man's got three kids and he don't wear his collar backwards." The priest says "You don't understand, son. I have thousands of children." Johnny says, "You should wear your fuckin' trousers backwards."
I was on a bus when this girl offered to blow me for $5...
...and never being a person to pass up a good deal, I gave her $5 and watched her do her thing. After she was finished she lit up a cigarette and started smoking right there on the bus.
I was disgusted. I thought to myself, "What is this world coming to? Who sells cigarettes to a 12 year old?"
