Old Jokes

A wife was cleaning 12-year-old son’s bedroom When she found a load of serious bondage gear and fetish mags, she asked her husband, “what do we do?” The husband said, “I’m no expert, but I wouldn’t fucking spank him.”

Dr Fauci would be surprised to know that R Kelly didn't catch COVID-19. But since COVID is 19, it's too old for him.

What does Madeleine McCann and my old Xbox have in common? They both died with red rings

What starts with M and ends with carriage?

This joke never gets old but then again neither does the baby

I have the brains of an old man and the heart of a child if you don't believe me I can pop my trunk

Cheer Up!! Old age doesn't last that long!

*A priest walks into a wine store*

"Do you have any 10-year-olds?" Seller: "What the f- Oh you meant 10-year-old wine." Priest: "I said what I said."

On a scale of 1-10, how old was Michael Jackson’s last boyfriend?

Francis Pope, Donald Trump, Barack Obama, and a little boy were one a falling airplane. Their were 3 parachutes. Donald Trump grabs the first parachute and jumps off the plane saying, “The world needs my leadership!” Barack Obama grabs a parachute and says, “I need to help make choices for our world”, so he jumps off the plane. At this point, the Pope and the little boy are on the plane. The Pope says to the boy, “take the last parachute, I am too old and I’m going to die soon one day.” The little boy says, “actually their are two, you see, Donald Trump took my backpack.”

You realize your in a parodox,until you die,you’ll see yourself die,Murder,Suicide,Old Age,Etc Then your realize your dreaming,but you realize that you die in a dream you die irl

Why did the old man fall into the well? He couldn't see that well

Q:What do burger King and michael Jackson have in common

A:they put meat on five year old buns

What's the difference between a priest and a pimple? A pimple will wait until you're 12 years old to come on your face.