What present can a pimp always buy his hoes to both show how much he thinks of them and know they can never get enough of?
Condoms!
Occupation Jokes
Why don't cannibals eat clowns?
Because they taste funny.
How does a prostitute that has blond hair and polish and a gay white male kill erectile dysfunction for his clients?
He performs fellatio on them.
I blend children to make a good living.
Did you hear about the Italian chef who died?
He pasta-way.
What is the difference between a terrorist and a prostitute?
The prostitute can blow you more than once.
What do you call people who go to space? Icetronauts lolololol hahahahah.
So the horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Why the long face?"
UwU
I used to have a friend who worked at a car shop who liked hunting.
I’m not friends with him anymore because he turned my dog into a car-pet.
I wish I was a policeman, 'cause then I would actually have a gun to shoot myself with.
What's the difference between a prostitute and a trash bag?
There's a limit to how much trash goes in the trash bag.
A termite walks into a bar and says, "Hey, is the bartender here?"
What do you call a Pokémon that wants to be a police officer?
Magic-cop!
The police told everyone to put their hands up, and the police were having fun waving their hands around.
What do you call a blind author?
A Braille writer.
What is the difference between whores and nuns?
Nuns usually discover their own chosen vocation. Whores usually have their vocation chosen by pimps.
What do you get when you cross an alligator with a vest?
An investigator.
A pirate walked into a pub with a ship wheel attached to his balls. The bartender says, "What the hell is that?"
The pirate said, "I don't know but it's driving me nuts!"
Knock knock! Who's there? Stripper. Stripper who? Stripper down!
What do you call a Barbie doll that’s wearing scrubs?
A plastic surgeon. 😷
