Why does Johnny Sins cover his pants, but it doesn't work?
Because the long, hard thing can't chirp down.
Tell it to your parents and friends!
What did the janitor think when he was mopping the 101st floor?
The 102nd.
The median salary of a clown is $36,763. And yet, here you are, doing it for free.
I have said a ton of jokes in my lifetime.
But I got fired from that job.
What do you call a rapper who's also a GARDENER?
Snoop Soddy Sod.
What do you call a rapper who’s also a DOCTOR?
MC Healer.
Why did the rapper become a chef?
Because he loved to drop HOT DISHES.
What do you call a happy cowboy? A jolly rancher.
What do the initials UAW stand for?
United Awesome Whores.
What do you call an Eskimo stripper?
A frosty-tute.
Why did the rapper become a fisherman?
Because he wanted to drop some DEEP SEA RHYMES.
Why don't rappers ever make good chefs?
Because they always drop the beet!
Why did the rapper go to the dentist?
Because he had too many FILL-INS.
Why did the rapper go to the dentist?
Because they're all about those DENTAL GRILLS!
Why did the clown stop smiling?
Someone chopped his lips off.
A doctor fell into a well and broke his collarbone.
The doctor should attend the sick and leave the well alone!
What did the lion say to the lion tamer? Nothing, because when the lion tamer whipped the lion, the lion killed him.
Yo mama so short, she went to see Santa and he told her to get back to work!
What do you call a pole dancer?
A stripper.
What's the difference between a nun and a prostitute taking a bath?
The nun has a soul full of hope...
