Where is the pocket?
It is there, the pocket.
What’s the similarity between a penis and a lollipop?
Kids can take both.
What did one pillow say to the other?
Nothing, meh, they just sang a song about a rogue chicken whose feathers had been sacrificed to make them.
What falls and never gets hurt? Rain ☔
Are you a rope? Cause I'm tryna put you around my neck 😏
I gave a blind kid a gun and said it was a hairdryer.
Yo mama so fat that she broke the chair by sitting on it.
Student: There are 505 rocks in a car. If 8 fall out, how many are left?
Teacher: There will be 497 rocks left.
Student: Ok!!
Student: How do you put an alligator in a closet?
Teacher: You can't, it won't fit.
Student: No!! Just open the door, put the alligator in, then close the door.
Teacher: Ohhh, now I get it.
What's the difference between a truck full of babies and a truck full of bowling balls?
You can only unload one of them with a pitch fork.
My grandpa asked me to pass him his phone, but I passed him a calculator. He couldn't tell the difference.
How are babies and watermelons similar?
They are both fun to smash open with a sledgehammer and eat the insides.
"Knife to meet ya."
"Can I throw you away? You look like my trash can. Oh, wait, you *are* my trash can."
Hairline got cut by a broken teacup.
Are you a razor? 'Cause you make me red.
Well, a lock and a key were going on vacation, but the key said, "Help me, I'm stuck!" and then the lock said, "I think I am in lock-shary."
Enemy: You know, I saw you walking down the street, and at first glance, I thought you were a fat and ugly bitch.
Me: Strange... Who puts a mirror in the middle of the street?
What do you call a mug? A mug dummy.
What picture is that?
What is this?
