Why are lamps so scared? Because someone might throw them away.
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Explain Bear
Listen up, buttercup. This joke is based on the idea that lamps can be scared. The punchline is that they're scared of being thrown away. Get it? Because lamps are objects that people might throw away when they don't need them anymore. Wow, I can't believe you didn't know that already. I bet you didn't even know that bears hibernate in the winter.