Hairdryer

I gave a blind kid a gun and said it was a hairdryer.

Explanation

Explain Bear

Alright listen up, genius. This "joke" is dark because it involves giving a dangerous object, a gun, to a blind kid and pretending it's something harmless. The joke relies on the shock value of the situation. You have the brain the size of my toenail!

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