Obesity jokes
Yo mama is so fat.
When the 🌞 retired, she was eligible to take its place.
Yo mama so fat, when she stepped on the scales, it said, "One person at a time, please!"
"You need to cease, all those fat cuz u obese."
Yo mama so fat, even Dora can’t explore her.
Life is like a McDonald's meal; it only lasts 7 seconds for fat people.
I heard Steven Spielberg is coming out with a new movie about fat people called E.C.
(Extra Cholesterol)
I keep hearing "Obesity kills."
My only question is "Why is it taking so long?"
You know the stupid trend where people say it’s ok to be overly obese? Healthy even? That you should take pride in it? Which idiots started that movement?
Well. We know one thing for sure. They were obviously members of a wider community.
What did the fat girl say to the donut?
"I'm going to eat you tonight..."
Yo mama so fat...
...people in Florida start buying flood insurance when they see her waddling toward the ocean.
Yo mama so fat they faked COVID-19 just to put a mask on her.
Yo mama so fat, even Dora couldn't explore her.
Yo momma so fat, I took a photo of her last year and it's still printing.
Yo mama is so fat, she has her own personal gravity.
yo mama so fat, when she stepped on the scale it told her "I wanted your weight not your phone number."
The lady was so fat that when she stepped on the scale, the scale responded with, "I need your weight, not your phone number!"
Your mom is so fat, when she asked, "What gift will I get?" Abuela from Encanto said, "Definitely Taco Bell!" 🌮🔔
Your momma is so fat, when she gets done having sex she rolls over and smokes a ham.
Why's missy Shaw such a slug? Because she's obese. Hahahahahaha!
I find all these obese jokes horrible.
Don't you think they have enough on their plate?