Obesity jokes
One day, I saw a kid beating up a fat kid. But a cop came out of nowhere and threw the bully off him. The cop then asked the bully, "Why are you beating him up?" I responded, saying, "I'm fighting obesity; no children should suffer from diabetes and heart disease." Then, the cop pulled out a gun and fired, afterwards saying, "Well, how did I do?"
Yo mama is so fat, her blood type is Nutella.
Your mama is so fat that all restaurants say, "Maximum weight 240KG or your mum!"
Yo mama's so fat, when she skips a meal, the stock market drops.
Yo mama so fat that when she crossed the road, people mistook her for a roundabout.
Doctor: I diagnose you with obesity.
Patient: It runs in the family.
Doctor: Nothing can run in your family.
Community talk
Whoever watches Packgod is the giga chad, and if you don't watch it, then get yo Roblox obese looking ass, and no girlfriend wants to date you because you're ugly, and you thought you the TikTok rizz party is at the strip club ass outta here boy!!!!!!
peppa pug deals with crippling addiction to substances and morbid childhood obesity 😃
royal more like boil cuz your mad that ur fat, trying to make riddles boy riddle these hands, you think your king? nah your ground beef, ground beef that yo mamma eats, cuz she's obese.