You know what? I know five fat people, and you're four of them!
Obesity Jokes
Yo momma so fat, when she said, "Order in the court," she really meant burgers and fries.
Yo momma so fat, when she went for a health consultation, the doc told her to make do with health insurance.
The sad thing is when they ride the scooters in Wal-Mart... Really, you declining to walk is what got your fat ass in that scooter to begin with... And damned if they aren't buying diet soda... Please... cull this shit... We don't need them in society... KFC is not a disease.
Your mama is so fat.
She steps on the scales. She has to return in a couple days to get the results.
Yo mama is so fat, when she was a spy, she was called "double obese."
Yo mama so fat, every time she measures her carbon footprint the website breaks.
Charlene's hairline was so far back that she was practically bald and fat.
Yo mama so fat that when she went on the scale, it showed her phone number.
Yo mama is so fat that her wheelchair had to be made into a couch!
Yo mama so fat if she turned into food, she could solve world hunger.
Yo mama's so fat, brexshit is deporting British citizens.
You're so fat that when you got on the scales, they said, "I need your weight, not your phone number!"
Sad news, my obese parrot died today.
Mind you, it's a huge weight off my shoulders.
I know 5 fat people; you're 4 of them.
Your mum is so fat she eats all day!
Yo mama was so fat, the Earth was flat before they put your mama in a grave.
Yo mama is so fat, her blood type is Nutella.
Why's missy Shaw such a slug? Because she's obese. Hahahahahaha!
Your momma is so fat, when she gets done having sex she rolls over and smokes a ham.