Obesity jokes

Yo mama so fat they faked COVID-19 just to put a mask on her.

Your mama so fat, when she walked past the TV, you missed two episodes.

The lady was so fat that when she stepped on the scale, the scale responded with, "I need your weight, not your phone number!"

You know the stupid trend where people say it’s ok to be overly obese? Healthy even? That you should take pride in it? Which idiots started that movement?

Well. We know one thing for sure. They were obviously members of a wider community.

Yo mama's so fat, she used a telephone pole as a tampon.

Yo momma is so fat, when she sat on Walmart, she lowered the prices.

Yo mama so fat, if she buys a fur coat, the WHOLE SPECIES will become extinct!

The sad thing is when they ride the scooters in Wal-Mart... Really, you declining to walk is what got your fat ass in that scooter to begin with... And damned if they aren't buying diet soda... Please... cull this shit... We don't need them in society... KFC is not a disease.

Your mama is so fat that when she jumped, they found water on Mars.

You know what? I know five fat people, and you're four of them!

Joe Mama so fat when she stepped on the sidewalk, I didn't laugh, but the sidewalk cracked up.

Yo momma so fat, when she said, "Order in the court," she really meant burgers and fries.

Yo mama so fat, she eat 60 Big Macs while singing "Badaaha."

Yo mama so fat, she has to bathe in the Pacific Ocean.

Yo momma so fat, when she went for a health consultation, the doc told her to make do with health insurance.

Yo mama is so fat.

When the 🌞 retired, she was eligible to take its place.

Your momma is so fat, she eats insulation and thinks it's cotton candy.

Yo Mama is so fat that Nationwide took nine years to get on her side.

Yo mama so fat that when she went on the scale, it showed her phone number.

Yo mama so fat if she turned into food, she could solve world hunger.