Obesity jokes
Why are emo jokes so infamous?
They cut deep.
Why isn’t the Moon Emo anymore?
Turns out it was just a phase.
How many emos like anagrams?
Some.
What do you call those who remain My Chemical Romance fans?
Emold.
What is the connection between Emos and Darth Vader?
They both dress in all black and none of them has a father.
What do you call flat-chested emo?
A cutting board.
How many emo kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Who cares, let them cry in the dark.
Why did the emo kid leave the food on the table?
It was the Happy Meal.
Anthony went into the bakery and ordered Emo Cake.
“Emo cake?” says the baker. ”What exactly is it?”
Anthony says, “It’s the cake that cuts itself.”
How do you pull an emo from a tree?
Cut the rope.
What’s the similarity between emos and unsalted popcorn?
They’re both white and flavorless.
What do emo birds call their mouths?
Bleaks.
What do you call an obese emo teen?
An edgelord.
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What do you call a gang of emo kids?
Suicide Squad.
How are cats and emos different from one another?
The cat still has 8 other lives.
Why does emo get tattoos of fruits on their arms?
They are playing Fruit Ninja.
What will you call Sonic if he’s an emo?
Sonic the Edgy hog.
Why would the emo swallow a clock?
So he could wake up inside.
Why are Emos still around?
Because the suffering never ends.
What is the best way to get an emo off your balcony?
You encourage them.
What kind of bath bomb does an Emo prefer?
A toaster.
What is the favorite game of an emo?
Hangman.
Why do people wish their lawn grass was emo?
So it could cut itself.
A group of friends started an emo salsa band.
They call themselves HisPanic at the Disco.
What is the difference between pizza and emo pizza?
Emo pizza kind of cuts itself.
Yo mama so fat, even Dora can’t explore her.
Life is like a box of chocolates... It ends sooner for fat people.
Your mama is so fat, when she farted, the world had to wear gas masks.
What is an obese lady's blood type?
Nutella.
Your mum is so fat she eats all day!
Yo mama so fat, when she goes to the movies, she sneaks candy in her fat rolls.
Yo mama is so fat, she wakes up on both sides of the bed.
Life is like a McDonald's meal; it only lasts 7 seconds for fat people.
Your mama is so fat, she only knows three words: KFC.
I keep hearing "Obesity kills."
My only question is "Why is it taking so long?"
Yo mama so fat...
...people in Florida start buying flood insurance when they see her waddling toward the ocean.
The sad thing is when they ride the scooters in Wal-Mart... Really, you declining to walk is what got your fat ass in that scooter to begin with... And damned if they aren't buying diet soda... Please... cull this shit... We don't need them in society... KFC is not a disease.
Yo mama is so fat.
When the 🌞 retired, she was eligible to take its place.
An obese, depressed mother is trying to tie a noose, but can't reach it, so she calls her son for help.
*A few minutes later*
son: There.
mother: Where did you learn to tie such a good noose?
son: Dad showed me before he died.
mother: DAMN HIM TO HE- *slips and the noose chokes her to death*
Yo mama so fat, she needed cheat codes for Wii Fit!
Yo momma so fat, I took a photo of her last year and it's still printing.
What do you call Greg in your class? Obese.
yo mama so fat, when she stepped on the scale it told her "I wanted your weight not your phone number."
Your momma is so fat, when she gets done having sex she rolls over and smokes a ham.