Obesity jokes

Yo mama so fat, if she buys a fur coat, the WHOLE SPECIES will become extinct!

The sad thing is when they ride the scooters in Wal-Mart... Really, you declining to walk is what got your fat ass in that scooter to begin with... And damned if they aren't buying diet soda... Please... cull this shit... We don't need them in society... KFC is not a disease.

You know what? I know five fat people, and you're four of them!

Yo momma so fat, when she said, "Order in the court," she really meant burgers and fries.

Yo mama so fat, she has to bathe in the Pacific Ocean.

Yo momma so fat, when she went for a health consultation, the doc told her to make do with health insurance.

Yo mama so fat, she eat 60 Big Macs while singing "Badaaha."

Joe Mama so fat when she stepped on the sidewalk, I didn't laugh, but the sidewalk cracked up.

Your mama's so fat, she needed NASA to make her ID card!

Yo Mama is so fat that Nationwide took nine years to get on her side.

Yo mama so fat if she turned into food, she could solve world hunger.

Yo mama so fat that when she went on the scale, it showed her phone number.

Yo mama is so fat that her wheelchair had to be made into a couch!

Charlene's hairline was so far back that she was practically bald and fat.

Yo mama so fat, every time she measures her carbon footprint the website breaks.

Yo mama is so fat, when she was a spy, she was called "double obese."

Your mama is so fat.

She steps on the scales. She has to return in a couple days to get the results.

Yo mama's so fat, brexshit is deporting British citizens.

You're so fat that when you got on the scales, they said, "I need your weight, not your phone number!"

Your mum is so fat she eats all day!