Obesity

Obesity Jokes

Momma

Yo momma so fat, when she said, "Order in the court," she really meant burgers and fries.

Yo Momma

Yo momma so fat, when she went for a health consultation, the doc told her to make do with health insurance.

Scooter

The sad thing is when they ride the scooters in Wal-Mart... Really, you declining to walk is what got your fat ass in that scooter to begin with... And damned if they aren't buying diet soda... Please... cull this shit... We don't need them in society... KFC is not a disease.

Mama

Your mama is so fat.

She steps on the scales. She has to return in a couple days to get the results.

Mama

Yo mama is so fat, when she was a spy, she was called "double obese."

Mama

Yo mama so fat, every time she measures her carbon footprint the website breaks.

Mama

Yo mama so fat that when she went on the scale, it showed her phone number.

Mama

Yo mama is so fat that her wheelchair had to be made into a couch!

Mama

Yo mama so fat if she turned into food, she could solve world hunger.

Weight

You're so fat that when you got on the scales, they said, "I need your weight, not your phone number!"

Parrot

Sad news, my obese parrot died today.

Mind you, it's a huge weight off my shoulders.

Mama

Yo mama was so fat, the Earth was flat before they put your mama in a grave.

Slug

Why's missy Shaw such a slug? Because she's obese. Hahahahahaha!

Momma

Your momma is so fat, when she gets done having sex she rolls over and smokes a ham.