Obesity jokes

Yo mama so fat, she eat 60 Big Macs while singing "Badaaha."

Joe Mama so fat when she stepped on the sidewalk, I didn't laugh, but the sidewalk cracked up.

Yo momma so fat, when she said, "Order in the court," she really meant burgers and fries.

You know what? I know five fat people, and you're four of them!

Yo mama so fat, she has to bathe in the Pacific Ocean.

Yo momma so fat, when she went for a health consultation, the doc told her to make do with health insurance.

Your mama is so fat that when she jumped, they found water on Mars.

Yo mama so fat if she turned into food, she could solve world hunger.

Yo mama is so fat that her wheelchair had to be made into a couch!

Your mama is so fat.

She steps on the scales. She has to return in a couple days to get the results.

Yo mama so fat, every time she measures her carbon footprint the website breaks.

Charlene's hairline was so far back that she was practically bald and fat.

Yo mama is so fat, when she was a spy, she was called "double obese."

Yo mama so fat that when she went on the scale, it showed her phone number.

Yo mama's so fat, brexshit is deporting British citizens.

You're so fat that when you got on the scales, they said, "I need your weight, not your phone number!"

Your mum is so fat she eats all day!

Yo mama was so fat, the Earth was flat before they put your mama in a grave.

Sad news, my obese parrot died today.

Mind you, it's a huge weight off my shoulders.

I know 5 fat people; you're 4 of them.