Obesity jokes

This dude is so fat, wearing the same damn clothes every day. Every time he turns around, it's his graduation day. He forgot to put a boomerang on his pants because they don't even fit anymore. Last time I saw him coming down the street, it was in a bucket of Popeye's chicken, extra crispy.

You're so fat that I run around you for exercise.

What do you call Greg in your class? Obese.

Why are obese jokes so offensive?

Because fat people have enough on their plate.

Obese is the N-word for fat people.

Yo mama is so fat, when she got on the scale it said, "One at a time, please."

Yo mama so fat when she went to the movie theater, she sits next to everyone.

Yo mama so fat, when she goes on a diet, it ends world hunger.

I know 5 fat people; you're 4 of them.

Yo mama so fat, she blocked my internet connection.

I know five fat people, and you're three of them.

Yo mama so fat when she step on a scale it say, "To be continued..."

You're so fat, you only know the letters KFC.

A friend of mine used to be morbidly obese, but after lots of exercise and hard work... We were able to lift his coffin.

Yeah, Asians have squinty eyes, but that's because they have had the displeasure of seeing so many ugly obese Americans in one place.

What do you call an obese man with bipolar? Twins.

Yo mama so fat, when I went to the beach, the sun went down.

Yo mama so fat, she ate McDonald's!

You're so fat the only letters of the alphabet you know are K, F, and C.

Why is the fat man roping himself to the side of a mountain?

So he doesn't roll back down!