Your mom is so fat, when she asked, "What gift will I get?" Abuela from Encanto said, "Definitely Taco Bell!" 🌮🔔
Yo mama is so unfamiliar with the gym, she calls it James.
I bet you go grocery shopping at the Twinkie Factory.
Your momma is so fat, when she chose a yellow shirt when she was on a run, the kids ran after her because they thought they missed the bus.
"You need to cease, all those fat cuz u obese."
Yo mama so fat that she walked in front of the TV, and I missed a whole episode of iCarly.
Your mama is so fat, she only knows three words: KFC.
Yo mama so fat they faked COVID-19 just to put a mask on her.
The lady was so fat that when she stepped on the scale, the scale responded with, "I need your weight, not your phone number!"
You know the stupid trend where people say it’s ok to be overly obese? Healthy even? That you should take pride in it? Which idiots started that movement?
Well. We know one thing for sure. They were obviously members of a wider community.
Yo mama's so fat, she used a telephone pole as a tampon.
Yo mama so fat, if she buys a fur coat, the WHOLE SPECIES will become extinct!
Yo momma is so fat, when she sat on Walmart, she lowered the prices.
Yo momma so fat, when she went for a health consultation, the doc told her to make do with health insurance.
Yo momma so fat, when she said, "Order in the court," she really meant burgers and fries.
You know what? I know five fat people, and you're four of them!
Yo mama so fat, she eat 60 Big Macs while singing "Badaaha."
Joe Mama so fat when she stepped on the sidewalk, I didn't laugh, but the sidewalk cracked up.
Yo mama so fat, she has to bathe in the Pacific Ocean.
The sad thing is when they ride the scooters in Wal-Mart... Really, you declining to walk is what got your fat ass in that scooter to begin with... And damned if they aren't buying diet soda... Please... cull this shit... We don't need them in society... KFC is not a disease.
