Obesity jokes

Charlene's hairline was so far back that she was practically bald and fat.

I bet you go grocery shopping at the Twinkie Factory.

Yo momma is so fat, when she sat on Walmart, she lowered the prices.

You're so fat the only letters of the alphabet you know are K, F, and C.

Yo mama's so fat, she woke up on both sides of the bed.

What do you call an obese man with bipolar? Twins.

Yo mama so fat that she broke the scale when she put one foot on it.

Yo mama so fat, every time she measures her carbon footprint the website breaks.

Yo mama so fat I can see where you got in from now.

Do you wanna know how I recently seduced an obese woman? Actually, it was a piece of cake.

Yo momma's so fat, her shirt size has more X's than Taylor Swift.

Yo mama eats so much that she spends her whole life on the toilet.

How do fat people settle arguments?

By seeing who can eat the most at a buffet.

Your mother is so fat that her BMI (Body Mass Index) exceeds 40, therefore classifying her as morbidly obese.

Yo mama so fat, when she stepped on the scales, it said, "One person at a time, please!"

I'd make a joke about an obese person, but it won't work out.

Your mama is so fat and stupid. She got hit by a school bus. Her reply was, "Who threw that Twinkie at me?"

Your mama can't walk up the stairs because she eats too much chips.

You know the stupid trend where people say it’s ok to be overly obese? Healthy even? That you should take pride in it? Which idiots started that movement?

Well. We know one thing for sure. They were obviously members of a wider community.

My Premier is so fat she has her own gravitational pull.