Obesity jokes

Yo mama so fat, when she goes to the movies, she sneaks candy in her fat rolls.

Yo momma so fat, I took a photo of her last year and it's still printing.

Life is like a box of chocolates. It gets finished pretty quickly if you're a fat guy.

Your mom is so fat, when she asked, "What gift will I get?" Abuela from Encanto said, "Definitely Taco Bell!" 🌮🔔

Yo mama is so unfamiliar with the gym, she calls it James.

I bet you go grocery shopping at the Twinkie Factory.

"You need to cease, all those fat cuz u obese."

Your momma is so fat, when she chose a yellow shirt when she was on a run, the kids ran after her because they thought they missed the bus.

Yo mama so fat that she walked in front of the TV, and I missed a whole episode of iCarly.

Yo mama so fat they faked COVID-19 just to put a mask on her.

Your mama is so fat, she only knows three words: KFC.

The lady was so fat that when she stepped on the scale, the scale responded with, "I need your weight, not your phone number!"

You know the stupid trend where people say it’s ok to be overly obese? Healthy even? That you should take pride in it? Which idiots started that movement?

Well. We know one thing for sure. They were obviously members of a wider community.

Yo mama's so fat, she used a telephone pole as a tampon.

Yo momma is so fat, when she sat on Walmart, she lowered the prices.

Yo mama so fat, if she buys a fur coat, the WHOLE SPECIES will become extinct!

Obese is the N-word for fat people.

Joe Mama so fat when she stepped on the sidewalk, I didn't laugh, but the sidewalk cracked up.

Yo mama so fat, she eat 60 Big Macs while singing "Badaaha."

Yo mama so fat, she has to bathe in the Pacific Ocean.