Obesity jokes

Yo mama so fat, when she stepped on the scales, it said, "One person at a time, please!"

Yo mama so fat, she got arrested for carrying 100 pounds of crack.

What do you call Greg in your class? Obese.

One day, I saw a kid beating up a fat kid. But a cop came out of nowhere and threw the bully off him. The cop then asked the bully, "Why are you beating him up?" I responded, saying, "I'm fighting obesity; no children should suffer from diabetes and heart disease." Then, the cop pulled out a gun and fired, afterwards saying, "Well, how did I do?"

Yo mama so fat, when she goes to the movies, she sneaks candy in her fat rolls.

What’s something you can say about a fat person, but not about strippers?

Those legs sure hold a lot of weight.

Yo mama so fat...

...people in Florida start buying flood insurance when they see her waddling toward the ocean.

Yo momma so fat, I took a photo of her last year and it's still printing.

Life is like a box of chocolates. It gets finished pretty quickly if you're a fat guy.

I keep hearing "Obesity kills."

My only question is "Why is it taking so long?"

Yo mama so fat, even Dora can’t explore her.

Yo Mama so fat, she could fit you in her stomach.

Yo mama is so fat that she crushed her PlayStation profile.

Yo mama is so unfamiliar with the gym, she calls it James.

Your mother is so fat that her BMI (Body Mass Index) exceeds 40, therefore classifying her as morbidly obese.

I bet you go grocery shopping at the Twinkie Factory.

Yo mama so fat that she walked in front of the TV, and I missed a whole episode of iCarly.

"You need to cease, all those fat cuz u obese."

Your momma is so fat, when she chose a yellow shirt when she was on a run, the kids ran after her because they thought they missed the bus.

Obese is the N-word for fat people.