Obesity jokes
What do you call Greg in your class? Obese.
One day, I saw a kid beating up a fat kid. But a cop came out of nowhere and threw the bully off him. The cop then asked the bully, "Why are you beating him up?" I responded, saying, "I'm fighting obesity; no children should suffer from diabetes and heart disease." Then, the cop pulled out a gun and fired, afterwards saying, "Well, how did I do?"
Yo mama so fat, when she goes to the movies, she sneaks candy in her fat rolls.
Yo mama so fat...
...people in Florida start buying flood insurance when they see her waddling toward the ocean.
Yo momma so fat, I took a photo of her last year and it's still printing.
Life is like a box of chocolates. It gets finished pretty quickly if you're a fat guy.
What’s something you can say about a fat person, but not about strippers?
Those legs sure hold a lot of weight.
I keep hearing "Obesity kills."
My only question is "Why is it taking so long?"
Yo mama is so unfamiliar with the gym, she calls it James.
I bet you go grocery shopping at the Twinkie Factory.
Yo mama so fat that she walked in front of the TV, and I missed a whole episode of iCarly.
"You need to cease, all those fat cuz u obese."
Your momma is so fat, when she chose a yellow shirt when she was on a run, the kids ran after her because they thought they missed the bus.
Your mama so fat, when she walked past the TV, you missed two episodes.
Yo mama so fat they faked COVID-19 just to put a mask on her.
The lady was so fat that when she stepped on the scale, the scale responded with, "I need your weight, not your phone number!"
You know the stupid trend where people say it’s ok to be overly obese? Healthy even? That you should take pride in it? Which idiots started that movement?
Well. We know one thing for sure. They were obviously members of a wider community.
Yo mama's so fat, she used a telephone pole as a tampon.
Obese is the N-word for fat people.
Yo momma is so fat, when she sat on Walmart, she lowered the prices.