Obesity jokes

Yo mama so fat...

...people in Florida start buying flood insurance when they see her waddling toward the ocean.

Yo momma's so fat, her shirt size has more X's than Taylor Swift.

Obese is the N-word for fat people.

Yo mama so fat, she ate McDonald's!

Yo mama so fat when she sits down, she sits next to everyone!

Yeah, Asians have squinty eyes, but that's because they have had the displeasure of seeing so many ugly obese Americans in one place.

Why are people in Japan so thin?

Because it didn't end well the last time a Fat Man was there.

I heard Steven Spielberg is coming out with a new movie about fat people called E.C.

(Extra Cholesterol)

Fat person: "Hey, what's up?"

Friend: "Your blood pressure!"

yo mama so fat, when she stepped on the scale it told her "I wanted your weight not your phone number."

Obesity kills thousands of times more Americans than shooting does, which teaches us an important lesson:

Shooters do poorly given the size of their targets.

When you went to McDonald's and sat down, you were so fat, they said, "TBC."

Yo mama so fat the scale said, "I need your weight, not your phone number."

Why are obese jokes so offensive?

Because fat people have enough on their plate.

Your mother is so fat that her BMI (Body Mass Index) exceeds 40, therefore classifying her as morbidly obese.

I know 5 fat people; you're 4 of them.

Yo mama so fat I can see where you got in from now.

Yo mama so fat, she the reason Dino's became extinct.

Yo mama so fat when The Rock hit her with a Rock Bottom, her big fat ass belly let all the pizza explode out of her belly!

Yo mama so fat that when she went on the scale, it showed her phone number.