Obesity jokes
Yo mama's so fat, she woke up on both sides of the bed.
Life is like a box of chocolates. It gets finished pretty quickly if you're a fat guy.
Yo mama is so fat, she takes her selfies in panoramic mode.
Your momma is so fat, she eats insulation and thinks it's cotton candy.
Yo mama is so fat that her wheelchair had to be made into a couch!
Yo mama is so fat that she crushed her PlayStation profile.
Yo momma so fat, when she said, "Order in the court," she really meant burgers and fries.
My fat friend went to the doctor because he wanted to know his blood type. After performing some tests, the doctor said, "Well, the test results have shown that your blood type is ragu."
Yo mama so fat that when she went on the scale, it showed her phone number.
Yo mama so fat when The Rock hit her with a Rock Bottom, her big fat ass belly let all the pizza explode out of her belly!
Your mother is so fat that her BMI (Body Mass Index) exceeds 40, therefore classifying her as morbidly obese.
Yo mama is so fat, she wakes up on both sides of the bed.
How do fat people settle arguments?
By seeing who can eat the most at a buffet.
My friend was told by her doctor that she was morbidly obese.
As if she doesn't have enough on her plate.
Why are people in Japan so thin?
Because it didn't end well the last time a Fat Man was there.
Yo mama eats so much that she spends her whole life on the toilet.
Yo mama's so fat, brexshit is deporting British citizens.
Your mama is so fat when Santa went down the chimney he said, "Ho, ho, ho, holy shit, you're fatter than me, bitch!"
Your mama is so fat, when she farted, the world had to wear gas masks.
Your mama is so fat and stupid. She got hit by a school bus. Her reply was, "Who threw that Twinkie at me?"