Obesity jokes

Yo mama is so fat that she crushed her PlayStation profile.

Yo mama so fat, even Dora can’t explore her.

Yo mama's so fat, brexshit is deporting British citizens.

You're so fat that when you got on the scales, they said, "I need your weight, not your phone number!"

Sad news, my obese parrot died today.

Mind you, it's a huge weight off my shoulders.

Your mum is so fat she eats all day!

Yo mama was so fat, the Earth was flat before they put your mama in a grave.

I know 5 fat people; you're 4 of them.

Yo mama is so fat, her blood type is Nutella.

Your momma is so fat, when she gets done having sex she rolls over and smokes a ham.

What did the fat girl say to the donut?

"I'm going to eat you tonight..."

Why's missy Shaw such a slug? Because she's obese. Hahahahahaha!

Your mama is so fat that all restaurants say, "Maximum weight 240KG or your mum!"

Your mama can't walk up the stairs because she eats too much chips.

Your mama is so fat, when she farted, the world had to wear gas masks.

Yo momma so fat, she farts out volcanoes.

Your momma's so fat, when I went to suck her tit, I got a mouthful of knee.

My fat friend went to the doctor because he wanted to know his blood type. After performing some tests, the doctor said, "Well, the test results have shown that your blood type is ragu."

Yo mama so fat when she wanted to get wet, she used the highway as a slippin' slide!

Yo mama so fat, she is fat.