Obesity jokes
Yo mama is so fat that her wheelchair had to be made into a couch!
Charlene's hairline was so far back that she was practically bald and fat.
Your mama is so fat.
She steps on the scales. She has to return in a couple days to get the results.
Yo mama so fat, every time she measures her carbon footprint the website breaks.
Yo mama is so fat, when she was a spy, she was called "double obese."
Yo mama's so fat, brexshit is deporting British citizens.
You're so fat that when you got on the scales, they said, "I need your weight, not your phone number!"
Your mum is so fat she eats all day!
Yo mama was so fat, the Earth was flat before they put your mama in a grave.
Sad news, my obese parrot died today.
Mind you, it's a huge weight off my shoulders.
I know 5 fat people; you're 4 of them.
Why did the fat man miss his flight?
His body weight exceeded the weight limit.
Yo mama is so fat, her blood type is Nutella.
Your momma is so fat, when she gets done having sex she rolls over and smokes a ham.
What did the fat girl say to the donut?
"I'm going to eat you tonight..."
Why's missy Shaw such a slug? Because she's obese. Hahahahahaha!
Your mama is so fat that all restaurants say, "Maximum weight 240KG or your mum!"
Your mama can't walk up the stairs because she eats too much chips.
Why is the fat man roping himself to the side of a mountain?
So he doesn't roll back down!
Yo mama so fat when The Rock hit her with a Rock Bottom, her big fat ass belly let all the pizza explode out of her belly!