Obesity jokes

What did the fat girl say to the donut?

"I'm going to eat you tonight..."

Your mama is so fat that all restaurants say, "Maximum weight 240KG or your mum!"

"You get no bitches," said the man to the 60-year-old redneck virgin guy who is obese and balding with "Trump" stuff plastered all over his pickup truck.

Your mama is so fat and stupid. She got hit by a school bus. Her reply was, "Who threw that Twinkie at me?"

Your mama is so fat.

She went on a diet and solved world hunger!

Yo momma so fat, she farts out volcanoes.

Your momma's so fat, when I went to suck her tit, I got a mouthful of knee.

Your mama is so fat, when she farted, the world had to wear gas masks.

My fat friend went to the doctor because he wanted to know his blood type. After performing some tests, the doctor said, "Well, the test results have shown that your blood type is ragu."

When you went to McDonald's and sat down, you were so fat, they said, "TBC."

Yo mama so fat when The Rock hit her with a Rock Bottom, her big fat ass belly let all the pizza explode out of her belly!

Yo mama so fat, she is fat.

Yo mama so fat when she wanted to get wet, she used the highway as a slippin' slide!

Yo mama so fat, she had to have 5 doorways to get anywhere!

Yo mama so fat, when she ate one cheeseburger, she pooped it out immediately because her butt was too big.

Yo Mama so fat, she has a Twinkie inside of a Twinkie inside of her fat ass motherfucking belly button!

I went to McDonald's to get a Big Mac. It was for his mom cause she was too fat.

Yo mama eats so much that she spends her whole life on the toilet.

Yo mama so fat, she the reason Dino's became extinct.

Yo mama so fat, she sat next to everyone on the plane.