4, 6, 8, and 9 have all been killed. 2, 3, 5, 7, and 11 are the prime suspects.
Numbers Jokes
Why was 6 afraid to go camping with 7?
Because 7 wanted to bring two knives for survival, but 6 secretly knew that 7 hated him, and didn’t have benign intentions.
Read this out loud to yourself and it’ll make sense. ;)
Alfonso's mom is so fat that she stepped on the scale and the doctor said, "Oh shit, that's my phone number!"
The woman saw a cute lookin' cop. She had pulled up right next to him and said, "Hey, can I get your number?" He said, "Yeah, it's 911," and drove off.
How does a peadophile help a kid with maths? He adds the bed, divides the clothes, and multiplies with the whole classroom.
You know what’s odd?
Every other number.
So 6 is scared of 7 because 7, 8, 9, but why did 10 have PTSD?
He was stuck in the middle of 9/11.
A policeman once said, "I will never forget 9/11."
I said, "I hope not, that’s your phone number!"
What’s the best thing about 28 year olds?
There’s 20 of them.
Why can't a blonde call 911?
She can't find the 11.
What was Hitler's lucky number?
Nein.
I was going to buy a pocket calculator. But then I thought, who cares how many pockets I have?
Hey, I know this is a classic joke but I found it pretty funny!
"My name is 4, four like the number," my friend said. "What, was 1 2 3 taken?"
I can even with it but I was bored and decided to share this.
Do you know why 6 is afraid of 7? Why? Because 7 ate 9 (8).
Do you know why 10 is scared? Why? Because he is between 9 and 11.
yo mama so fat, when she stepped on the scale it told her "I wanted your weight not your phone number."
What’s the best part about having sex with 23 year olds... there’s 20 of them.
Age is just a number,
Jail is just a room.
Where do mathematicians go to die?
The symmetry.
Want to know how to fit 71 people in a car? Two in the front while we handle 69 in the back.
Your hairline is so long that when you finally found the length of it, you told someone and they said, "Don't give me your phone number."
