Numbers jokes

Drug

Gf: "You are a drug."

Bf: "Why, cause you are addicted to me?"

Gf: "No, because you are number one most wanted in Montana."

Number

4, 6, 8, and 9 have all been killed. 2, 3, 5, 7, and 11 are the prime suspects.

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  • Number

    Why was 6 afraid to go camping with 7?

    Because 7 wanted to bring two knives for survival, but 6 secretly knew that 7 hated him, and didn’t have benign intentions.

    Read this out loud to yourself and it’ll make sense. ;)

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  • Phone Number

    A policeman once said, "I will never forget 9/11."

    I said, "I hope not, that’s your phone number!"

    Yo mama

    Alfonso's mom is so fat that she stepped on the scale and the doctor said, "Oh shit, that's my phone number!"

    Memes

    Cop

    The woman saw a cute lookin' cop. She had pulled up right next to him and said, "Hey, can I get your number?" He said, "Yeah, it's 911," and drove off.

    Peadophile

    How does a peadophile help a kid with maths? He adds the bed, divides the clothes, and multiplies with the whole classroom.

    Age

    What’s the best thing about 28 year olds?

    There’s 20 of them.

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  • Pocket

    I was going to buy a pocket calculator. But then I thought, who cares how many pockets I have?

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  • Name

    Hey, I know this is a classic joke but I found it pretty funny!

    "My name is 4, four like the number," my friend said. "What, was 1 2 3 taken?"

    I can even with it but I was bored and decided to share this.

    Number

    Do you know why 6 is afraid of 7? Why? Because 7 ate 9 (8).

    Do you know why 10 is scared? Why? Because he is between 9 and 11.

    Yo mama

    yo mama so fat, when she stepped on the scale it told her "I wanted your weight not your phone number."

    Sex

    What’s the best part about having sex with 23 year olds... there’s 20 of them.

    Car

    Want to know how to fit 71 people in a car? Two in the front while we handle 69 in the back.