A police man once said I will never forget 9/11 I said I hope not that’s your phone number
What was Hitler's lucky number? Nein
I was going to buy a pocket calculator. But then I thought, who cares how many pockets I have.
Hey, I know this is a classic joke but I found it pretty funny!
"My name is 4, four like the number", my friend - "What, was 1 2 3 taken?"
I can even with it but I was bored and decided to share this x
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do you know why 6 is afraid of 7 ? Why ? 7 ate (8) 9. do you know why 10 scared ? Why ? he is between 9 and 11
Age is just a number,
Jail is just a room.
Where do mathematicians go to die?
The symmetry
Your hairline is so long when you finally found the length of your hairline you told it to some one and they said don’t give me your phone number
Sex is basically math. You add the bed. Subtract the clothes. Divide the legs to multiply inside.
Why did all the numbers mourn 10. Because he was in the middle of 9,11
Why couldn’t 3 ask 4 on a date?
Because he was 2 squared.
What is the highest number?
420
Three nuns had to go before mother Superior. The first one goes up to her and she says have you sinned? Yes I have mother I have stolen a bicycle. Okay said mother Superior okay said mother Superior say 100 holy Marys and put dip your hand in the holy water... Up comes nun number two and she says she has sinned she slept with a married man.. so mother Superior says okay save 500 hail Marys and dip your hand in the holy water and go on your way the third nun comes up and she says I peed in the holy water 🤣😂🤣😂😁😁🌈
Why was 10 scared of 9?
Because 9 8 7.
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me: Mom the weight scale wants your weight, not your phone number!
Why do shepherds never learn to count?
Because if they did they would always be falling asleep.
Pick a number syckkkkkkk that’s the wrong number
Q: How are Clocks like Pedophiles? A: They both stop an 12
