Numbers Jokes

What was Hitler's lucky number? Nein

I was going to buy a pocket calculator. But then I thought, who cares how many pockets I have.

Hey, I know this is a classic joke but I found it pretty funny!

"My name is 4, four like the number", my friend - "What, was 1 2 3 taken?"

I can even with it but I was bored and decided to share this x

do you know why 6 is afraid of 7 ? Why ? 7 ate (8) 9. do you know why 10 scared ? Why ? he is between 9 and 11

The Women saw a Cute lookin cop she Had pulled up right Next to him and said “Hey can i get your number” He said yea it’s “911”. And drove of

yo mama so fat, when she stepped on the scale it told her "i wanted your weight not your phone number"

Age is just a number,

Jail is just a room.

Where do mathematicians go to die?

The symmetry

Why did all the numbers mourn 10. Because he was in the middle of 9,11

Why couldn’t 3 ask 4 on a date?

Because he was 2 squared.

Sex is basically math. You add the bed. Subtract the clothes. Divide the legs to multiply inside.

I'm shocked that Kanye West never tried to get Carrie Underwood's number after Carrie starred in a pro-Aryan ad for Almay.

What is the highest number?

420

Why was 10 scared of 9?

Because 9 8 7.

me: can i get ur mom number? friend: here u go: me: ohh strange i already had it.

Can some hot depressed suicidal guh give me his number so we can cry about being depressed and wanting to die...

Three nuns had to go before mother Superior. The first one goes up to her and she says have you sinned? Yes I have mother I have stolen a bicycle. Okay said mother Superior okay said mother Superior say 100 holy Marys and put dip your hand in the holy water... Up comes nun number two and she says she has sinned she slept with a married man.. so mother Superior says okay save 500 hail Marys and dip your hand in the holy water and go on your way the third nun comes up and she says I peed in the holy water 🤣😂🤣😂😁😁🌈