Numbers jokes
And there's the referee taking down Ronaldo's number.
Not really the time or the place, but it's good to see that we've kept homophobia out of football.
Did you know I can't count to whatever number is after 4?
Ever notice 9-1-1 (the number for the po-po) is the Great Date (9-11)... Hmmm.
I went out with this girl the other night. She wore this real slinky number. She especially looked great going down the stairs.
Type this in your calculator:
5 days a week (type in 5),
6 different classes (type in 6),
7 hours a day (type in 7),
x
2 semesters (type in 2),
=
flip the calculator over ( ͡~ ͜ʖ ͡°).
What number is better than 69?
88 'cause you get ate twice.
Why is 6 scared? Because 7 8 9.
Why is 10 scared? Because it was in the middle of 9/11.
What's tree plus tree? Sticks! (Three plus three equals six).
What do you do to 7 to make it even? Take off the "s".
Why can Asian people buy phones?
'Cause they might call the wrong number.
Hey, math:
I’m really tired of trying to find your X. Accept that she’s gone, and solve your own problems, dude!
So, I went up to an Australian girl. She looked like she was 20, and I said, "Can I have your phone number, sweetheart?" She said, "696969." I said, "Oh, haha, okay." A few days later, her mother called me and said she's 15.
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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate 9. So what was 10 scared of? Because he was in the middle of 9, 11.
Why is 6 scared of 7?
Because 7 8 9.
Why did the number 5 get voted out of the game in the 1st round? Because he was an odd man out!
So 666-3629, so get it?
Why did the number 10 make friends with 0? Because you have $100 dollars.
Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven ate six, five!
Wait, 911 is the American emergency number...